I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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Never let lack of money interfere with having fun. Anonymous
 
 
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As cement poured on the novelist's grave, the plot thickened.
 
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" -Warren Hutcherson
 
Julius Caesar's last words were "Never Stop Dancing".