MOTD
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
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Quote of the Day:
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. Buddha
 
 
TAGLINES (3)
 
Save the chocolate mousse!
 
Pluto is the roman god of tax evasion.
 
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.