• Some jokes

    From cr1mson@316:36/1 to All on Tue Oct 15 05:37:51 2024
    Q: Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
    A: Because Ken always came in another box.

    Q: Why do male squirrels swim on their back?
    A: To keep their nuts dry.

    Q: How do you help a constipated person?
    A: You scare the sh*t out of them.

    -cr1mson

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  • From Ktulu@316:973/11 to cr1mson on Sat Nov 22 20:03:57 2025
    Q: Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
    A: Because Ken always came in another box.

    I would hate to see the dirty jokes, if these are the clean ones. :)

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