Q: Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
A: Because Ken always came in another box.

Q: Why do male squirrels swim on their back?
A: To keep their nuts dry.

Q: How do you help a constipated person?
A: You scare the sh*t out of them.

-cr1mson

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Q: Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
A: Because Ken always came in another box.

I would hate to see the dirty jokes, if these are the clean ones. :)

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