On 10/02/2026 11:14, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
On Tue, 10 Feb 2026 11:04:22 +0000
John Williamson <johnwilliamson@btinternet.com> wrote:
The punchline in the Balhsm cafe after the list of fillings runs out is"Spam's off!" was the punchline in a Monty Python sketch.
Correct; but one may have influenced the other.
RC was playing (in this case) the fagg-ash lil waitress.
Perhaps it wasn't spam. maybe eggs for egg-on-toast?
more or less "Rolls ate off, love" "I might as well have stayed at home"
"I don't know, it does you good to get out"...
The Monty Python sketch involves a group of Vikings songing in the
corner...
I had Netflix included with my broadband but I don't think I have ever watched any of their own stuff.
On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 08:38:54 +0000, JMB99 <mb@nospam.net> wrote:
I had Netflix included with my broadband but I don't think I have ever
watched any of their own stuff.
What is this week's definition of broadband?
I had a pimply faced youth at a mall outlet tell me that
broadband was Cellular 5G, I met another who worked at aother
mall outlet tell me that 5G was fiber. Broadband like turbo has a
definition but is used as a marketing term. Another geezer talked
determedly about broadband and couldn't understand why I talked
about fiber, being unaware that fiber optic cable delivered real
broadband connections.
Ofcom has complained about the marketing Dweebs selling
the rubes "Broadband".
On 28/01/2026 23:20, NY wrote:
On 28/01/2026 20:49, J. P. Gilliver wrote:
In the 1980s, BT sometimes used a DACS - a frequency-division
multiplexer box - to send several houses' phone lines down a single
copper pair, if pairs were in short supply. My parents have a holiday
cottage in a tiny hamlet in Wensleydale and when they first got a
phone line installed, it used a DACS. When broadband internet was
starting to be introduced, and signals outside the normal 300-3000 Hz
speech needed to be conveyed, BT had to upgrade all those lines to a
separate pair per house, because the DACS was not designed with
broadband in mind.
DACS stopped normal dial-up modems from working as well.
BT's 2Mbps service was called broadband (2005?), but it was slower than
5g is now. Their website was saying "broadband is here" in 2002, so
imagine how slow that was.
https://web.archive.org/web/20020619040045/http://www.bt.com/index.jsp--
On 01/02/2026 12:22, J. P. Gilliver wrote:
Sadly (in some ways), language evolves - often in ways that some of us
agreement/contract (and then only in the context of that
agreement/contract).
In contracts it is customary to define *every* technical term used
within the contact to ensure there is as little legal wriggle room as possible.
On 01/02/2026 20:27, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 01/02/2026 13:42, Richmond wrote:
BT's 2Mbps service was called broadband (2005?), but it was slower thanBroadband NEVER was ANYTHING to do with download speeds.
5g is now. Their website was saying "broadband is here" in 2002, so
imagine how slow that was.
It was used to refer to the use of wide spectrum RF as a data carrier,
rather than a single frequency, which is called NARROWBAND.
So it relates to the bandwidth of the unmodulated *carrier(s)* rather
that of the modulated signal? I can't remember ever hearing that
distinction when I did my Elec Eng degree. Maybe I wasn't listening...
I suppose you could argue that analogue TV was broadband in the sense
that there was one carrier for the video and another 6 MHz away from it
for FM sound ;-)-a OK, maybe I'm stretching a point...
J. P. Gilliver <G6JPG@255soft.uk> wrote:
[...]
With respect to RF, 'Broadband' would be more accurately calledThat would certainly be less ambiguous in the RF context.
'Wideband'. This is not relevant to the discussion of /data/ rates.
In the data context, what would _you_ consider "broadband" to mean? (I'd
say either "nothing nowadays", or "a data rate significantly higher than
you could get through an audio-band-only modem", which would mean
anything from say 2M upwards.)
Yes, the latter, i.e. better than an audio modem.
On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 08:38:54 +0000, JMB99 <mb@nospam.net> wrote:
I had Netflix included with my broadband but I don't think I have ever watched any of their own stuff.
What is this week's definition of broadband?
On 02/02/2026 15:14, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Take analogue TV, the audio may be considered to be on a separate
transmitted frequency, but the chroma is-a multiplexed onto the same
'channel' as the video.
The way it is specified, and the way that analogue TVs recovered the
audio, is that both audio and chroma are on sub-carriers, not one on a sub-carrier, and one as an adjacent carrier.
Analogue TVs recover the
audio as a 6MHz signal, embedded within the demodulated vidwo, and feed
it into a 6MHz IF amplifier; they don't down convert to, say, the
10.7MHz IF typically used for FM broadcast sound.
(Note that 6Mhz is for the UK.-a Other sub-carrier frequencies were used
in other countries.)
Chroma is interesting, because, if you treat it as a single sub-carrier,
you have to treat the modulating signal as being a complex number.
An analogue tv signal was transmitted via two transmitters:
One for video (vestigal sideband modulation) on the channel frequency,
One for audio on a frequency 5,5 or 6 MHz higher than video frequency.
Some TV systems used FM for audio, some used AM.
Later the BBC used NICAM for audio. (was NICAM on another frequency?) Tugether they form the "TV-channel", with a bandwidth of about 7 MHz.
In VHF the channel width was 7 MHz (for B & G),
in UHF 8 MHz.
There was no 6 (or 5,5) MHz IF amplifier,
the audio was demodulated from 33,4 MHz in case of B/G.
Chroma is interesting, because, if you treat it as a single sub-
carrier, you have to treat the modulating signal as being a complex
number.
I'm not sure what you mean with this.
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