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On 09/07/2026 17:20, snipeco.2@gmail.com wrote:

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the polling booth,
I propose that the Shed's choice be Count Binface for Prime Monster.

Or any other Loony

Chris

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snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote in news:1rxzpd7.1suhuee1wgyeh5N%snipeco.2 @gmail.com:

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the polling booth,
I propose that the Shed's choice be Count Binface for Prime Monster.

Seconded
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On 09/07/2026 17:20, Sn!pe wrote:

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the polling booth,
I propose that the Shed's choice be Count Binface for Prime Monster.

This could be Clacton's Boaty McBoatface moment.

How many people would rejoice to see Fagman trounced?
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How many people would rejoice to see Fagman trounced?

well ... by the look of things, nobody at any of the "major" parties
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On Thu, 9 Jul 2026 17:20:55 +0100, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the polling booth,
I propose that the Shed's choice be Count Binface for Prime Monster.

Let's face it, he couldn't fuck things up any further
and could well be an improvement, especially if he tells Trump
and Netenhayu to fuck off.
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severely opinionated even when the opinion he holds is absurd."
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On 9 Jul 2026 at 17:20:55 BST, "Sn!pe" <Sn!pe> wrote:

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the polling booth,
I propose that the Shed's choice be Count Binface for Prime Monster.

He (Count Binface) was a guest on Jeremy Vine's Radio2 programme[1] on Wednesday. JV bigged him up as being intelligent, educated and very witty: he proved to be just that, although he didn't drop his eccentric persona. He has some very interesting policies to propose, and would have our votes instantly if we lived in that Clacton. (even if the major parties _were_putting up candidates!)

Another John

[1] Mitigating circumstances: we were on the A1(M), in the niddle of a
300-mile drive [2], and "there was no alternative". The Count Binface part was really good, and interesting, and useful. But the next part was about
something they've discovered called GSA (it's the latest!). Genetic Sexual Attraction: biggest load of shite I've heard since the _last_ time I accidentally ran into JV's programme.

[2] We stopped every 100 miles I'll have you know.
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Another John <lalaw44@hotmail.com> wrote in news:Tg84S.80117$kaG3.77429@usenetxs.com:

[2] We stopped every 100 miles I'll have you know.

Your bladder can manage 100 miles? Well done! I'm envious. We have a 70 mile drive on Monday and I'm scouring the maps looking for stopping places.
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On 10/07/2026 06:35, Abandoned Trolley wrote:

How many people would rejoice to see Fagman trounced?

well ... by the look of things, nobody at any of the "major" parties

No I don't get that.

Is it because none of them feel they could beat Farridge? Alone?

Chris
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chrisnd@privacy.net <chrisnd@privacy.net> wrote:

On 10/07/2026 06:35, Abandoned Trolley wrote:

How many people would rejoice to see Fagman trounced?

well ... by the look of things, nobody at any of the "major" parties

No I don't get that.

Is it because none of them feel they could beat Farridge? Alone?

Fun fact:

Malay for [ahem] "lady garden*" or "undersmile*" is "faraj".

* intvan
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All that was old is new again.
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On 13/07/2026 15:58, Sn!pe wrote:

chrisnd@privacy.net <chrisnd@privacy.net> wrote:

On 10/07/2026 06:35, Abandoned Trolley wrote:

How many people would rejoice to see Fagman trounced?

well ... by the look of things, nobody at any of the "major" parties

No I don't get that.

Is it because none of them feel they could beat Farridge? Alone?

It seems that none of those parties think it a good idea to indulge
Farrage in his hissy fit of "I'm resigning!", because it's just a feeble attempt to evade proper scrutiny for his taking huge back-handers and
lying about it.

Even if he wins the by election, he will still face an investigation and punishment if found guilty - which might well result in the need for yet another by election!>

Fun fact:

Malay for [ahem] "lady garden*" or "undersmile*" is "faraj".

* intvan

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On 13/07/2026 15:58, Sn!pe wrote:

chrisnd@privacy.net <chrisnd@privacy.net> wrote:

On 10/07/2026 06:35, Abandoned Trolley wrote:

How many people would rejoice to see Fagman trounced?

well ... by the look of things, nobody at any of the "major" parties

No I don't get that.

Is it because none of them feel they could beat Farridge? Alone?

Fun fact:

Malay for [ahem] "lady garden*" or "undersmile*" is "faraj".

* intvan

ROFL!

Chris
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Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the polling booth,
I propose that the Shed's choice be Count Binface for Prime Monster.
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^-^. Sn!pe, bird-brain. All that was old is new again.

My pet rock Gordon just is.
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Sn!pe wrote:

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the polling booth,
I propose that the Shed's choice be Count Binface for Prime Monster.

It's all over bar the COUNTing ...

[ps new nym incoming]

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