• Can you save my arse?

    From AndrewR@andrew.rockface.spam@gmail.com to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 08:47:10 2026
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    We're now 6 weeks out from me and Mrs R doing our biking tour of
    Scotland and the last item on my getting-the-bike-ready list is possibly getting a seat cover.

    Facebork keeps spamming me with these mesh ones, that promise to be
    non-slip, keep you cool in heat, keep your bum dry in the rain, be much
    more comfortable, make you 20mph faster in the corners and better at
    fighting, etc.

    They're so amazing that the folks selling them seem to think they're
    worth 60-odd quid for 2.5 square feet of netting. That said, I would
    like all the things they're promising, mainly the comfort and dry arse
    bits, but also the better at fights, but before I throw away my money
    has anyone tried them?
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  • From YTC1@ytc1@ytc1.co.uk to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 10:14:45 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 08:47, AndrewR wrote:
    We're now 6 weeks out from me and Mrs R doing our biking tour of
    Scotland and the last item on my getting-the-bike-ready list is possibly getting a seat cover.

    Facebork keeps spamming me with these mesh ones, that promise to be non- slip, keep you cool in heat, keep your bum dry in the rain, be much more comfortable, make you 20mph faster in the corners and better at
    fighting, etc.

    They're so amazing that the folks selling them seem to think they're
    worth 60-odd quid for 2.5 square feet of netting. That said, I would
    like all the things they're promising, mainly the comfort and dry arse
    bits, but also the better at fights, but before I throw away my money
    has anyone tried them?


    Got some gel pads many moons ago. Made long journeys on the XJR[1] more comfortable.

    If you want a dry arse, buy some decent waterproof gear.

    [1] Must dig one out for the French run.
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  • From Eddie@eddie@deguello.org to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 10:22:56 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 08:47, AndrewR wrote:
    We're now 6 weeks out from me and Mrs R doing our biking tour of
    Scotland and the last item on my getting-the-bike-ready list is possibly getting a seat cover.

    Facebork keeps spamming me with these mesh ones, that promise to be non- slip, keep you cool in heat, keep your bum dry in the rain, be much more comfortable, make you 20mph faster in the corners and better at
    fighting, etc.

    They're so amazing that the folks selling them seem to think they're
    worth 60-odd quid for 2.5 square feet of netting. That said, I would
    like all the things they're promising, mainly the comfort and dry arse
    bits, but also the better at fights, but before I throw away my money
    has anyone tried them?

    I've never tried one, but I've never felt the need. If the seat gets
    wet, I just turn up the heating a bit.

    Get a cheap and cheerful one off eBay or AliExpress?
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  • From Neil Ronketti@neil@ronketti.invalid to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 11:05:54 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 08:47, AndrewR wrote:
    We're now 6 weeks out from me and Mrs R doing our biking tour of
    Scotland and the last item on my getting-the-bike-ready list is possibly getting a seat cover.

    Facebork keeps spamming me with these mesh ones, that promise to be non- slip, keep you cool in heat, keep your bum dry in the rain, be much more comfortable, make you 20mph faster in the corners and better at
    fighting, etc.

    <snip>

    Going off on a tangent here, but rather than a mesh seat cover for
    comfort I use a set of padded undercrackers. They're a bit like padded
    cycling shorts, just with more padding, and in different places. So not
    really that similar at all now I come to think of it.

    https://motoskiveez.com/

    Worth a look into for long days out. The little Scram seat gets pretty
    ouchy after about four or five hours, but with these I can ride all day.

    Not sure if they make you any better in a fight. If nothing else they'd
    give the hospital staff something to laugh at.
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  • From wessie@willnotwork@tesco.net to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 10:13:02 2026
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    Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote in news:Qj3CR.8$6ese.2@fx01.ams4:


    Get a cheap and cheerful one off eBay or AliExpress?


    this is what I did, just a generic single seat pad as I ride solo. Under a tenner from Ebay several years ago. Has velcro straps under the seat rather than elasticated like the tailored jobs.

    It works in stupid heat in Spain. You notice it more when riding in
    mountains when you go from somewhere like Potes at 27C and then get to the
    top of the San Glorio at nearly 2000m, where it is 10C and you notice the cooling breeze.

    Yes, it helps in rain as water that pools around your balls drains away. I noticed I no longer get a soggy patch over my belly button which I had
    always assumed was water wicking up between ny trousers and jacket.
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  • From AndrewR@andrew.rockface.spam@gmail.com to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 12:28:15 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 10:22, Eddie wrote:

    I've never tried one, but I've never felt the need. If the seat gets
    wet, I just turn up the heating a bit.
    Right, fitting a heated seat it is! Can I have the lend of 20m of wire,
    a pair of pliers, a soldering iron, and a lift to the burns unit?
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  • From AndrewR@andrew.rockface.spam@gmail.com to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 12:29:59 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 11:13, wessie wrote:
    Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote in news:Qj3CR.8$6ese.2@fx01.ams4:


    Get a cheap and cheerful one off eBay or AliExpress?

    this is what I did, just a generic single seat pad as I ride solo. Under a tenner from Ebay several years ago. Has velcro straps under the seat rather than elasticated like the tailored jobs.

    Well, eBay turns up some likely candidates for the princely sum of
    -u3.40, so I'll risk that investment and see how it goes.

    Thank you for the genuinely helpful reply; this place has gone to the dogs.
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  • From AndrewR@andrew.rockface.spam@gmail.com to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 12:32:33 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 11:05, Neil Ronketti wrote:

    Going off on a tangent here, but rather than a mesh seat cover for
    comfort I use a set of padded undercrackers. They're a bit like padded cycling shorts, just with more padding, and in different places. So not really that similar at all now I come to think of it.

    https://motoskiveez.com/

    $72??? All three of my pairs of pants together only cost a tenth of that.

    Also, they don't have my size (fat) in stock.
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  • From Peter Fisher@nospam@nosspam.net to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 13:21:02 2026
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.motorcycles

    On 10/04/2026 12:29, AndrewR wrote:
    On 10/04/2026 11:13, wessie wrote:
    Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote in news:Qj3CR.8$6ese.2@fx01.ams4:


    Get a cheap and cheerful one off eBay or AliExpress?

    this is what I did, just a generic single seat pad as I ride solo.
    Under a
    tenner from Ebay several years ago. Has velcro straps under the seat
    rather
    than elasticated like the tailored jobs.

    Well, eBay turns up some likely candidates for the princely sum of
    -u3.40, so I'll risk that investment and see how it goes.

    Thank you for the genuinely helpful reply; this place has gone to the dogs.


    I have a cheap mesh cover on the seat of the CB250RS. Mainly to stop
    SWMBO sliding off the back, as without it the surface is very slippery.
    We never ride anywhere for long enough for comfort to be a major issue.
    Having said that, I ought to get an 'ergo' seat for the 401 if I am
    going to keep it until the new Morini 350s actually arrive.
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  • From Alan Lee@alan@darkroom.plus.com to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 14:40:11 2026
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.motorcycles

    On 10/04/2026 08:47, AndrewR wrote:
    We're now 6 weeks out from me and Mrs R doing our biking tour of
    Scotland and the last item on my getting-the-bike-ready list is possibly getting a seat cover.

    Facebork keeps spamming me with these mesh ones, that promise to be non- slip, keep you cool in heat, keep your bum dry in the rain, be much more comfortable,

    I see you've already ordered one, but here's my take. The expensive ones
    are better. Probably not -u50 better. The Coolcovers ones are -u65ish, the cheap one off ebay I got was -u20. The Coolcover was definitely better quality, stiffer and thicker fabric, with better elastic to hold it in
    place. The -u20 one from ebay worked, but I did change to the Coolcover version eventually. Comfort is increased. My arse used to start aching
    when in my leather trousers for a long time, that ache has gone away
    now. Not sure about ventilation etc, thats a sideline, they do improve comfort, well, they do for me.
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  • From AndrewR@andrew.rockface.spam@gmail.com to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 17:24:57 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 14:40, Alan Lee wrote:

    I see you've already ordered one, but here's my take. The expensive ones
    are better. Probably not -u50 better. The Coolcovers ones are -u65ish, the cheap one off ebay I got was -u20. The Coolcover was definitely better quality, stiffer and thicker fabric, with better elastic to hold it in place. The -u20 one from ebay worked, but I did change to the Coolcover version eventually. Comfort is increased. My arse used to start aching
    when in my leather trousers for a long time, that ache has gone away
    now. Not sure about ventilation etc, thats a sideline, they do improve comfort, well, they do for me.

    Yes, I've got for the very cheap option. I'll see how that works out for
    a couple of weeks before I decide whether to invest -u75 (!!!) in the
    Cool Cover one.
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  • From PipL@pip@nowhere.nul to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 20:36:17 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 11:13, wessie wrote:
    Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote in news:Qj3CR.8$6ese.2@fx01.ams4:


    Get a cheap and cheerful one off eBay or AliExpress?


    this is what I did, just a generic single seat pad as I ride solo. Under a tenner from Ebay several years ago. Has velcro straps under the seat rather than elasticated like the tailored jobs.

    It works in stupid heat in Spain. You notice it more when riding in
    mountains when you go from somewhere like Potes at 27C and then get to the top of the San Glorio at nearly 2000m, where it is 10C and you notice the cooling breeze.

    Yes, it helps in rain as water that pools around your balls drains away. I noticed I no longer get a soggy patch over my belly button which I had
    always assumed was water wicking up between ny trousers and jacket.

    That's what I've had with heavy rain and I also assumed it was water
    wicking. TBH I still do: I have found that tightening my braces raises
    the waistline of the trousers and that helps. Is it possible that the
    seat cover has a different friction that changes the way your
    waterproofs sit, so to speak?
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  • From wessie@willnotwork@tesco.net to uk.rec.motorcycles on Fri Apr 10 19:52:59 2026
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    PipL <pip@nowhere.nul> wrote in news:n3t1phFme43U1@mid.individual.net:

    On 10/04/2026 11:13, wessie wrote:
    Eddie <eddie@deguello.org> wrote in news:Qj3CR.8$6ese.2@fx01.ams4:


    Get a cheap and cheerful one off eBay or AliExpress?


    this is what I did, just a generic single seat pad as I ride solo.
    Under a tenner from Ebay several years ago. Has velcro straps under
    the seat rather than elasticated like the tailored jobs.

    It works in stupid heat in Spain. You notice it more when riding in
    mountains when you go from somewhere like Potes at 27C and then get
    to the top of the San Glorio at nearly 2000m, where it is 10C and you
    notice the cooling breeze.

    Yes, it helps in rain as water that pools around your balls drains
    away. I noticed I no longer get a soggy patch over my belly button
    which I had always assumed was water wicking up between ny trousers
    and jacket.

    That's what I've had with heavy rain and I also assumed it was water wicking. TBH I still do: I have found that tightening my braces raises
    the waistline of the trousers and that helps. Is it possible that the
    seat cover has a different friction that changes the way your
    waterproofs sit, so to speak?


    it is just that there is a 1cm air gap from the mesh cover so the water has somewhere to go

    if you are sat on the seat wearing waterproof trousers in contact with the vinyl then the water can pool, then wicks
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  • From PipL@pip@nowhere.nul to uk.rec.motorcycles on Sat Apr 11 10:28:26 2026
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    On 10/04/2026 20:52, wessie wrote:
    PipL <pip@nowhere.nul> wrote in news:n3t1phFme43U1@mid.individual.net:
    That's what I've had with heavy rain and I also assumed it was water
    wicking. TBH I still do: I have found that tightening my braces raises
    the waistline of the trousers and that helps. Is it possible that the
    seat cover has a different friction that changes the way your
    waterproofs sit, so to speak?


    it is just that there is a 1cm air gap from the mesh cover so the water has somewhere to go

    Bigger than I thought.

    if you are sat on the seat wearing waterproof trousers in contact with the vinyl then the water can pool, then wicks

    Yes, but it's a long way up from the seat, unless it's getting blown
    upwards, I suppose. My assumption was that it was pooling in my lap.
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  • From wessie@willnotwork@tesco.net to uk.rec.motorcycles on Sat Apr 11 12:14:43 2026
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    PipL <pip@nowhere.nul> wrote in news:n3uihqFtknbU1@mid.individual.net:

    On 10/04/2026 20:52, wessie wrote:
    PipL <pip@nowhere.nul> wrote in
    news:n3t1phFme43U1@mid.individual.net:
    That's what I've had with heavy rain and I also assumed it was water
    wicking. TBH I still do: I have found that tightening my braces
    raises the waistline of the trousers and that helps. Is it possible
    that the seat cover has a different friction that changes the way
    your waterproofs sit, so to speak?


    it is just that there is a 1cm air gap from the mesh cover so the
    water has somewhere to go

    Bigger than I thought.

    if you are sat on the seat wearing waterproof trousers in contact
    with the vinyl then the water can pool, then wicks

    Yes, but it's a long way up from the seat, unless it's getting blown upwards, I suppose. My assumption was that it was pooling in my lap.


    just checked the original CoolCover site. 8mm for them. They are primarily designed to allow air to circulate under your arse to allow a Goretex membrance or similar to work. Without the 8-10mm air gap, the water vapour cannot pass through the membrane using the temperature differential between your arse and the air in the gap. Your undergarment can wet out from sweat resulting in a prickly heat rash. Too narrow a gap and the differential is
    too small to allow much vapour exchange.
    It's the evaporation of the water that primarily cools you, not air passing under your arse. A cooler, drier arse, means less chance of the infamous monkey bum
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  • From Champ@neal@champ.org.uk to uk.rec.motorcycles on Tue Apr 14 09:13:30 2026
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    On Fri, 10 Apr 2026 14:40:11 +0100, Alan Lee <alan@darkroom.plus.com>
    wrote:

    The expensive ones
    are better. Probably not u50 better. The Coolcovers ones are u65ish, the >cheap one off ebay I got was u20. The Coolcover was definitely better >quality, stiffer and thicker fabric, with better elastic to hold it in >place. The u20 one from ebay worked, but I did change to the Coolcover >version eventually.

    A living breathing example of "buy cheap, but twice"!
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  • From Simon Wilson@simowilso+newsdemon@nodamnspamn.gmail.com to uk.rec.motorcycles on Tue Apr 14 11:19:50 2026
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    On 14/04/2026 09:13, Champ wrote:
    On Fri, 10 Apr 2026 14:40:11 +0100, Alan Lee <alan@darkroom.plus.com>
    wrote:

    The expensive ones
    are better. Probably not -u50 better. The Coolcovers ones are -u65ish, the >> cheap one off ebay I got was -u20. The Coolcover was definitely better
    quality, stiffer and thicker fabric, with better elastic to hold it in
    place. The -u20 one from ebay worked, but I did change to the Coolcover
    version eventually.

    A living breathing example of "buy cheap, but twice"!

    Nice typo
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