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What a beautiful sunny Winter's day, washing dried outside and
pavements starting to dry. Not to worry though as it's back to
normality tomorrow.

Too tight for comfort
https://www.BriMarg.co.uk/Cats/Cats.jpg

Idiotic thoughts :-
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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On 14/02/2026 17:37, Bri. wrote:

What a beautiful sunny Winter's day, washing dried outside and
pavements starting to dry. Not to worry though as it's back to
normality tomorrow.

Too tight for comfort
https://www.BriMarg.co.uk/Cats/Cats.jpg

Idiotic thoughts :-
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Love them.
How about:
Two lovers decided to end it all by drowning together in a sewer.
Now they are interred (in turd) side by side.

Jim

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On 15/02/2026 10:03, Bri. wrote:

Indy Jess John wrote:

On 14/02/2026 17:37, Bri. wrote:

Idiotic thoughts :-
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Love them.
How about:
Two lovers decided to end it all by drowning together in a sewer.
Now they are interred (in turd) side by side.

We'll take that one Jim, and add ...
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practise safe eating - always use condiments.
Banning the bra was a big flop.

The parents of a cauliflower are a sheepdog and a blossom

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Indy Jess John wrote:

The parents of a cauliflower are a sheepdog and a blossom

LOL
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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On 15/2/26 4:33 pm, Bri. wrote:

Indy Jess John wrote:

The parents of a cauliflower are a sheepdog and a blossom

LOL
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

And on the same topics.

Mistress - halfway between a Mister and a Mattress.
Bigamy - one wife too many. Monogamy - one wife too many.
Penalty for Bigamy - two Mothers-in-law.
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On 15/02/2026 18:21, Bob Henson wrote:

On 15/2/26 4:33 pm, Bri. wrote:

Indy Jess John wrote:

The parents of a cauliflower are a sheepdog and a blossom

LOL
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

And on the same topics.

Mistress - halfway between a Mister and a Mattress.
Bigamy - one wife too many. Monogamy - one wife too many.
Penalty for Bigamy - two Mothers-in-law.

A goldfish bowl is just a pregnant jam jar.

What do you get if a rodent sleeps on your face?
A mouse stache

How many hard boiled eggs can a starving giant eat on an empty stomach?
Just one. After that his stomach isn't empty.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana shoved in each ear?
Anything you like, he won't be able to hear you.

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Penalty for Bigamy - two Mothers-in-law.

Why stop at 2 ?

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Bob Henson wrote:

Mistress - halfway between a Mister and a Mattress.
Bigamy - one wife too many. Monogamy - one wife too many.
Penalty for Bigamy - two Mothers-in-law.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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Bri.
(Windows 11 Desktop)
https://www.BriMarg.co.uk
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Indy Jess John wrote:

A goldfish bowl is just a pregnant jam jar.

What do you get if a rodent sleeps on your face?
A mouse stache

How many hard boiled eggs can a starving giant eat on an empty stomach?
Just one. After that his stomach isn't empty.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana shoved in each ear?
Anything you like, he won't be able to hear you.

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Bri.
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https://www.BriMarg.co.uk
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On 16/2/26 8:56 am, Abandoned Trolley wrote:

Penalty for Bigamy - two Mothers-in-law.

Why stop at 2 ?

True - some folk never learn.
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Tetbury, Gloucestershire, UK
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On 16/2/26 11:03 am, Bob Henson wrote:

On 16/2/26 8:56 am, Abandoned Trolley wrote:

Penalty for Bigamy - two Mothers-in-law.

Why stop at 2 ?

True - some folk never learn.

Whoops! Cancel that - I hadn't fully woken up then. Bigamy can only be
two Mothers-in-law - more than two makes it polygamy.
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Tetbury, Gloucestershire, UK
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On 16/02/2026 10:45, Bri. wrote:

Indy Jess John wrote:

A goldfish bowl is just a pregnant jam jar.

What do you get if a rodent sleeps on your face?
A mouse stache

How many hard boiled eggs can a starving giant eat on an empty stomach?
Just one. After that his stomach isn't empty.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana shoved in each ear?
Anything you like, he won't be able to hear you.

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A pineapple doesn't grow on a pine and doesn't look like an apple.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Do you get shot for having a double-barrelled name?

My father worked in a ladies dress shop as a diesel fitter -
"dees all fit her, dees all fit her..."

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On 16/2/26 2:46 pm, Indy Jess John wrote:

On 16/02/2026 10:45, Bri. wrote:

Indy Jess John wrote:

A goldfish bowl is just a pregnant jam jar.

What do you get if a rodent sleeps on your face?
A mouse stache

How many hard boiled eggs can a starving giant eat on an empty stomach?
Just one. After that his stomach isn't empty.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana shoved in each ear?
Anything you like, he won't be able to hear you.

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

I'll bet it's for the same reason that there's only one Monopolies
Commission.
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On 16/2/26 11:03 am, Bob Henson wrote:

Bigamy can only be two Mothers-in-law - more than two makes it
polygamy.

Why did the polygamous chicken cross the road?
.... to get to the other bride.
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https://www.BriMarg.co.uk
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Indy Jess John wrote:

A pineapple doesn't grow on a pine and doesn't look like an apple.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Do you get shot for having a double-barrelled name?

My father worked in a ladies dress shop as a diesel fitter -
"dees all fit her, dees all fit her..."

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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Whoops! Cancel that - I hadn't fully woken up then. Bigamy can only be
two Mothers-in-law - more than two makes it polygamy.

whats wrong with trigamy ?
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Abandoned Trolley wrote:

whats wrong with trigamy ?

Probably similar to things wrong with Polyandry.
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https://www.BriMarg.co.uk
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