• How was your day?

    From Indy Jess John@bathwatchdog@OMITTHISgooglemail.com to uk.people.silversurfers on Fri Feb 21 22:01:18 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.people.silversurfers

    While I was out I felt a bit peckish so I popped into a cafe and had a
    bowl of Minestrone. After that, I saw someone with a sheepdog on a
    lead. I had a errand which took me to a haberdasher's where I bought a
    length of stretchy lace.

    Back out in the street I bumped into a former partner. We had parted on friendly terms so I had a short chat with P ... (I don't think I should
    give the name in full!). Then I caught a bus back home but
    unfortunately I sat in front of someone with really bad breath.

    When I got to my house, my neighbour asked me "How was your day?" so I
    told him:
    Soup, a collie, French elastic, Ex P, Halitosis

    <Grin>

    Really - I went out twice today and got soaked both times because we had nearly a sixth of an inch of rain between noon and 6pm accompanied by
    15-25mph wind. I cheered myself up by inventing ridiculous puns, as you
    can see.
    It is 52F and 1006mb now according to the gadget in my garden, and it
    has stopped raining.

    Best wishes to everybody.

    Jim
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Peter Hawkins@phawkins@totalise.co.uk to uk.people.silversurfers on Sat Feb 22 09:41:07 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.people.silversurfers

    On 21/02/2025 22:01, Indy Jess John wrote:
    While I was out I felt a bit peckish so I popped into a cafe and had a
    bowl of Minestrone.-a After that, I saw someone with a sheepdog on a
    lead.-a I had a errand which took me to a haberdasher's where I bought a length of stretchy lace.

    Back out in the street I bumped into a former partner.-a We had parted on friendly terms so I had a short chat with P ... (I don't think I should
    give the name in full!).-a Then I caught a bus back home but
    unfortunately I sat in front of someone with really bad breath.

    When I got to my house, my neighbour asked me "How was your day?" so I
    told him:
    Soup, a collie, French elastic, Ex P, Halitosis

    <Grin>

    Really - I went out twice today and got soaked both times because we had nearly a sixth of an inch of rain between noon and 6pm accompanied by 15-25mph wind. I cheered myself up by inventing ridiculous puns, as you
    can see.
    It is 52F and 1006mb now according to the gadget in my garden, and it
    has stopped raining.

    Best wishes to everybody.

    Jim

    You had me going there. Very good pun.

    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From =?iso-8859-1?Q?Bri=2E?=@Brian@Derby.invalid to uk.people.silversurfers on Sat Feb 22 09:46:14 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.people.silversurfers

    Indy Jess John wrote:

    Soup, a collie, French elastic, Ex P, Halitosis

    LOL
    --
    Bri.
    (W11 Desktop)
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Flyi±g ╤u± 2░25+@flyingnun@roseofwhite.plus.com to uk.people.silversurfers on Sat Feb 22 12:46:30 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.people.silversurfers

    Indy Jess John wrote:
    While I was out I felt a bit peckish so I popped into a cafe and had a
    bowl of Minestrone. After that, I saw someone with a sheepdog on a
    lead. I had a errand which took me to a haberdasher's where I bought
    a length of stretchy lace.

    Back out in the street I bumped into a former partner. We had parted
    on friendly terms so I had a short chat with P ... (I don't think I
    should give the name in full!). Then I caught a bus back home but unfortunately I sat in front of someone with really bad breath.

    When I got to my house, my neighbour asked me "How was your day?" so I
    told him:
    Soup, a collie, French elastic, Ex P, Halitosis

    <Grin>

    Really - I went out twice today and got soaked both times because we
    had nearly a sixth of an inch of rain between noon and 6pm
    accompanied by 15-25mph wind. I cheered myself up by inventing
    ridiculous puns, as you can see.
    It is 52F and 1006mb now according to the gadget in my garden, and it
    has stopped raining.

    Best wishes to everybody.

    Jim

    Nowhere nearly as excititing as yours Jim. Filled up with petrol,
    first time since 2024, drove through the car wash and then stocked up on
    the booze. Got a grocery delivery this afternoon and if the sun stays
    out I might take Mollie out for a walk.
    --
    Heard messages are sweet but those Unheard are sweeter.
    FN 2|25+. Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland..
    flyingnun@roseofwhite.plus.com


    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Flyi±g ╤u± 2░24 +@flyingnun@roseofwhite.plus.com to uk.people.silversurfers on Sat Feb 22 12:49:59 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.people.silversurfers

    Peter Hawkins wrote:
    On 21/02/2025 22:01, Indy Jess John wrote:
    While I was out I felt a bit peckish so I popped into a cafe and had
    a bowl of Minestrone. After that, I saw someone with a sheepdog on a
    lead. I had a errand which took me to a haberdasher's where I bought
    a length of stretchy lace.

    Back out in the street I bumped into a former partner. We had parted
    on friendly terms so I had a short chat with P ... (I don't think I
    should give the name in full!). Then I caught a bus back home but
    unfortunately I sat in front of someone with really bad breath.

    When I got to my house, my neighbour asked me "How was your day?" so
    I told him:
    Soup, a collie, French elastic, Ex P, Halitosis

    <Grin>

    Really - I went out twice today and got soaked both times because we
    had nearly a sixth of an inch of rain between noon and 6pm
    accompanied by 15-25mph wind. I cheered myself up by inventing
    ridiculous puns, as you can see.
    It is 52F and 1006mb now according to the gadget in my garden, and it
    has stopped raining.

    Best wishes to everybody.

    Jim

    You had me going there. Very good pun.

    Reckon it was just a twinge of jealousy that brought you back to
    reality4 ;)
    --
    Heard messages are sweet but those Unheard are sweeter.
    FN 2|25+. Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland..
    flyingnun@roseofwhite.plus.com


    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From kat@littlelionne@hotmail.com to uk.people.silversurfers on Sun Feb 23 12:26:26 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.people.silversurfers

    On 21/02/2025 22:01, Indy Jess John wrote:
    While I was out I felt a bit peckish so I popped into a cafe and had a bowl of
    Minestrone.-a After that, I saw someone with a sheepdog on a lead.-a I had a errand which took me to a haberdasher's where I bought a length of stretchy lace.

    Back out in the street I bumped into a former partner.-a We had parted on friendly terms so I had a short chat with P ... (I don't think I should give the
    name in full!).-a Then I caught a bus back home but unfortunately I sat in front
    of someone with really bad breath.

    When I got to my house, my neighbour asked me "How was your day?" so I told him:
    Soup, a collie, French elastic, Ex P, Halitosis

    <Grin>

    Well done!
    --
    kat
    >^..^<
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2