• UMRA birthday info for 7 April 2026

    From Birthday Monitor@nick@leverton.org to uk.media.radio.archers on Tue Apr 7 06:30:12 2026
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    Birthday News for today, 7 April: George Edward Grundy.
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  • From john ashby@johnashby20@yahoo.com to uk.media.radio.archers on Tue Apr 7 11:27:34 2026
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    On 07/04/2026 07:30, Birthday Monitor wrote:
    Birthday News for today, 7 April: George Edward Grundy.


    You have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is
    now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts
    arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in
    the same casual manner.

    Ooops.

    john
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  • From vicky.ayech@vicky.ayech@gmail.com to uk.media.radio.archers on Tue Apr 7 18:44:40 2026
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    On Tue, 7 Apr 2026 11:27:34 +0100, john ashby <johnashby20@yahoo.com>
    wrote:

    On 07/04/2026 07:30, Birthday Monitor wrote:
    Birthday News for today, 7 April: George Edward Grundy.


    You have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is
    now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts >arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in
    the same casual manner.

    Ooops.

    john

    They just fitted him with a device that can tell if he has alcohol. It
    is a band on his food I think. He feels embarassed by it but at least
    is not back in prison.
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  • From J. P. Gilliver@G6JPG@255soft.uk to uk.media.radio.archers on Tue Apr 7 21:05:23 2026
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    On 2026/4/7 18:44:40, vicky.ayech@gmail.com wrote:
    On Tue, 7 Apr 2026 11:27:34 +0100, john ashby <johnashby20@yahoo.com>
    wrote:

    On 07/04/2026 07:30, Birthday Monitor wrote:
    Birthday News for today, 7 April: George Edward Grundy.


    You have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is
    now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts
    arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in
    the same casual manner.

    :-)

    Ooops.

    john

    They just fitted him with a device that can tell if he has alcohol. It
    is a band on his food I think. He feels embarassed by it but at least
    is not back in prison.

    Sounds tasty!

    I think they're usually known as ankle tags. There are various sorts -
    GPS for location tracking, alcohol (and I think other) substance
    tracking, and so on. If you're location-limited (e. g. restraining
    orders), one sort has a base station that is placed in your home, with
    which the ankle unit communicates (the base station connects via the
    mobile network, not a landline). You are supplied with a charger for the
    ankle unit; I think it (the unit) holds about a day and a half's charge.

    They're coverable by an ordinary sock, usually folded down over them.
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