Twicely shocked, in fact. Once on the ground in Ambridge and once,
some many thousands of miles away in spaaaace.
It's not much of a spoiler to anybody except Miranda but she's
learning, with a little help from Oliver, that Brian might not always
have been faithful and true to Jennifer. Who'd have known?
Meanwhile, I'm also shocked to learn, through all the discussions
about the toilet problems on Artemis 2 that the Apollo crews left
their pouches of wee and poo behind on the surface of the moon when
they left. To reduce the take-off weight of the lunar lander,
apparently. Yes, we all knew they did their business in sealable bags
but I've lived the past fifty-plus years without realising our hero astronauts were no better than those dog walkers who clear up after
their pooches but then leave the bags hanging from the branches of
nearby trees. Ugh!
Nick
On 03/04/2026 15:13, Nick Odell wrote:Should they have buried them?
Twicely shocked, in fact. Once on the ground in Ambridge and once,
some many thousands of miles away in spaaaace.
It's not much of a spoiler to anybody except Miranda but she's
learning, with a little help from Oliver, that Brian might not always
have been faithful and true to Jennifer. Who'd have known?
Meanwhile, I'm also shocked to learn, through all the discussions
about the toilet problems on Artemis 2 that the Apollo crews left
their pouches of wee and poo behind on the surface of the moon when
they left. To reduce the take-off weight of the lunar lander,
apparently. Yes, we all knew they did their business in sealable bags
but I've lived the past fifty-plus years without realising our hero
astronauts were no better than those dog walkers who clear up after
their pooches but then leave the bags hanging from the branches of
nearby trees. Ugh!
Nick
Perhaps they should send up a lunar rover to clean up after themselves.
john
Twicely shocked, in fact. Once on the ground in Ambridge and once,
some many thousands of miles away in spaaaace.
It's not much of a spoiler to anybody except Miranda but she's
learning, with a little help from Oliver, that Brian might not always
have been faithful and true to Jennifer. Who'd have known?
Meanwhile, I'm also shocked to learn, through all the discussions
about the toilet problems on Artemis 2 that the Apollo crews left
their pouches of wee and poo behind on the surface of the moon when
they left. To reduce the take-off weight of the lunar lander,
apparently. Yes, we all knew they did their business in sealable bags
but I've lived the past fifty-plus years without realising our hero astronauts were no better than those dog walkers who clear up after
their pooches but then leave the bags hanging from the branches of
nearby trees. Ugh!
On 03/04/2026 15:13, Nick Odell wrote:
Twicely shocked, in fact. Once on the ground in Ambridge and once,
some many thousands of miles away in spaaaace.
It's not much of a spoiler to anybody except Miranda but she's
learning, with a little help from Oliver, that Brian might not always
have been faithful and true to Jennifer. Who'd have known?
Meanwhile, I'm also shocked to learn, through all the discussions
about the toilet problems on Artemis 2 that the Apollo crews left
their pouches of wee and poo behind on the surface of the moon when
they left. To reduce the take-off weight of the lunar lander,
apparently. Yes, we all knew they did their business in sealable bags
but I've lived the past fifty-plus years without realising our hero
astronauts were no better than those dog walkers who clear up after
their pooches but then leave the bags hanging from the branches of
nearby trees. Ugh!
No trees up there - but they did leave a flagpole behind so...
In time, the bacteria in those pouches might evolve into an entirely new >alien life form.
On 03/04/2026 15:13, Nick Odell wrote:
Twicely shocked, in fact. Once on the ground in Ambridge and once,
some many thousands of-a miles away in spaaaace.
It's not much of a spoiler to anybody except Miranda but she's
learning, with a little help from Oliver, that Brian might not always
have been faithful and true to Jennifer. Who'd have known?
Meanwhile, I'm also shocked to learn, through all the discussions
about the toilet problems on Artemis 2 that the Apollo crews left
their pouches of wee and poo behind on the surface of the moon when
they left. To reduce the take-off weight of the lunar lander,
apparently. Yes, we all knew they did their business in sealable bags
but I've lived the past fifty-plus years without realising our hero
astronauts were no better than those dog walkers who clear up after
their pooches but then leave the bags hanging from the branches of
nearby trees. Ugh!
No trees up there - but they did leave a flagpole behind so...
In time, the bacteria in those pouches might evolve into an entirely new alien life form.
On 03/04/2026 15:13, Nick Odell wrote:
Twicely shocked, in fact. Once on the ground in Ambridge and once,
some many thousands of-a miles away in spaaaace.
It's not much of a spoiler to anybody except Miranda but she's
learning, with a little help from Oliver, that Brian might not always
have been faithful and true to Jennifer. Who'd have known?
Meanwhile, I'm also shocked to learn, through all the discussions
about the toilet problems on Artemis 2 that the Apollo crews left
their pouches of wee and poo behind on the surface of the moon when
they left. To reduce the take-off weight of the lunar lander,
apparently. Yes, we all knew they did their business in sealable bags
but I've lived the past fifty-plus years without realising our hero
astronauts were no better than those dog walkers who clear up after
their pooches but then leave the bags hanging from the branches of
nearby trees. Ugh!
No trees up there - but they did leave a flagpole behind so...
On 03/04/2026 21:03, Sam Plusnet wrote:
On 03/04/2026 15:13, Nick Odell wrote:
Twicely shocked, in fact. Once on the ground in Ambridge and once,
some many thousands of-a miles away in spaaaace.
It's not much of a spoiler to anybody except Miranda but she's
learning, with a little help from Oliver, that Brian might not always
have been faithful and true to Jennifer. Who'd have known?
Meanwhile, I'm also shocked to learn, through all the discussions
about the toilet problems on Artemis 2 that the Apollo crews left
their pouches of wee and poo behind on the surface of the moon when
they left. To reduce the take-off weight of the lunar lander,
apparently. Yes, we all knew they did their business in sealable bags
but I've lived the past fifty-plus years without realising our hero
astronauts were no better than those dog walkers who clear up after
their pooches but then leave the bags hanging from the branches of
nearby trees. Ugh!
No trees up there - but they did leave a flagpole behind so...
I expect the council will be round soon to tear it down.
On 2026/4/4 10:37:54, BrritSki wrote:
On 03/04/2026 21:03, Sam Plusnet wrote:
On 03/04/2026 15:13, Nick Odell wrote:
Twicely shocked, in fact. Once on the ground in Ambridge and once,
some many thousands of-a miles away in spaaaace.
It's not much of a spoiler to anybody except Miranda but she's
learning, with a little help from Oliver, that Brian might not always
have been faithful and true to Jennifer. Who'd have known?
Meanwhile, I'm also shocked to learn, through all the discussions
about the toilet problems on Artemis 2 that the Apollo crews left
their pouches of wee and poo behind on the surface of the moon when
they left. To reduce the take-off weight of the lunar lander,
apparently. Yes, we all knew they did their business in sealable bags
but I've lived the past fifty-plus years without realising our hero
astronauts were no better than those dog walkers who clear up after
their pooches but then leave the bags hanging from the branches of
nearby trees. Ugh!
No trees up there - but they did leave a flagpole behind so...
I expect the council will be round soon to tear it down.
Probably not necessary:
1. I think one of the Apollos, video shot from the takeoff when they
left showed that the blast from the engine knocked it over anyway;
2. It has been conjectured that fiftysomething years of unadulterated sunlight will have bleached it white well before now.
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