Reform would clearly like to machine gun the occupants of small boats
trying to cross the Channel. They really wouldn't have to machine gun
very many at all in order to have the desired effect.
I can see practical difficulties in getting the Royal Navy to do the
machine gunning, so the obvious solution is to sub the work out to
private enterprise. There must be criminal gangs who would be happy to oblige.
Could remote controlled craft be used, so it could be turned into a
computer game - a real life version of Grand Theft Auto.
Surely, all the other political parties are just namby-pambying around.
It's obvious what the British public wants.
Hail Farage.
On 2026-08-04, GB <NOTsomeone@microsoft.invalid> wrote:
Reform would clearly like to machine gun the occupants of small boats
trying to cross the Channel. They really wouldn't have to machine gun
very many at all in order to have the desired effect.
I can see practical difficulties in getting the Royal Navy to do the
machine gunning, so the obvious solution is to sub the work out to
private enterprise. There must be criminal gangs who would be happy to
oblige.
Could remote controlled craft be used, so it could be turned into a
computer game - a real life version of Grand Theft Auto.
Surely, all the other political parties are just namby-pambying around.
It's obvious what the British public wants.
Hail Farage.
The traditional title for this post would have been "A modest proposal".
On Tue, 4 Aug 2026 18:03:34 -0000 (UTC), Jon Ribbens <jon+usenet@unequivocal.eu> wrote:
On 2026-08-04, GB <NOTsomeone@microsoft.invalid> wrote:
Reform would clearly like to machine gun the occupants of small boats
trying to cross the Channel. They really wouldn't have to machine gun
very many at all in order to have the desired effect.
I can see practical difficulties in getting the Royal Navy to do the
machine gunning, so the obvious solution is to sub the work out to
private enterprise. There must be criminal gangs who would be happy to
oblige.
Could remote controlled craft be used, so it could be turned into a
computer game - a real life version of Grand Theft Auto.
Surely, all the other political parties are just namby-pambying around.
It's obvious what the British public wants.
Hail Farage.
The traditional title for this post would have been "A modest proposal".
That was a very Swift response, Jon.
Anyway, it's old news: the Ukranians call them "Human Safaris" <https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4n03xg981o>
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