• Laser-powered Play Want Bin (PWBE 2 Sep 2024)

    From Kendrick Kerwin Chua@kendrick@nospam.io-nyc to uk.games.video.misc on Mon Sep 2 17:57:30 2024
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    I have a bank holiday today, which is just as well because I'm not fully recovered from having half my face lasered off by a dermatologist. My
    bathroom is now filled with creams and salves and serums and something
    that might be the type of oil used to lubricate mechanical watch parts?

    Play:
    --=--

    Commander Keen (GBC) - This is unplayable. I mean, I'm sure that people
    have figured it out on the basis of knowing the levels from the old PC version. But this port to the Gameboy Colour is simply too busy and
    fiddly. Every map area and every platform level is just overdecorated
    with so many irrelevant details, colours and shapes and animations that
    are lovely to behold but make no sense from an information standpoint. I
    can't tell what's a safe surface to stand on or what's an enemy I need
    to shoot at or what's a collectible that might not actually benefit me
    in any way. I'm glad I own it but if I'm ever inspired to play I'm going
    to go back to the PC version just so I know what I'm looking at.

    Want:
    --=--

    Moar spays (RL) - As I slowly tidy up my house I'm discovering that I
    don't actually have room for every damn I thing I own. Particularly not
    the CRTs I own to support the use of light guns. I need like a Murphy
    TV, that folds down out of the wall so that it can be up and out of the
    way when I'm not using it. Which, if I'm honest, is most of the time.

    Bin:
    -==-

    Nothing game-related this time around.

    Expenditure:
    -----=-----

    Balance forward - $2,146

    Commander Keen (GBC) - $10

    Total to date - $2,156

    -KKC, who has the rest of the week off too to stop bleeding.
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  • From Russell Marks@zgedneil@spam^H^H^H^Hgmail.com to uk.games.video.misc on Mon Sep 2 21:51:02 2024
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    Kendrick Kerwin Chua <kendrick@nospam.io-nyc> wrote:

    Play:

    Minecraft (Linux) - while this Java-based version doesn't directly
    have controller support, qjoypad does a fair job of mapping to
    keyboard and mouse with the right setup. (Though it seems like using
    mods might be the more usual way to tackle this.) Anyway, playing on
    the Java version inevitably meant a new save, and on a random seed I
    started off near two different villages and a trial chamber, which was
    nice. Until I tried the TC, found it was full of the nasty new
    skeleton baddies with poison arrows, eventually got killed and then
    died maybe 20 times trying to get my stuff back. I think I ended up
    saving about half of an iron sword, after more than one zombie killed
    me with it while wearing my iron armour. (My fingers initially typed
    that as "irony armour", which I can only assume means that they're
    excited to discover what being broken is like.)

    After recovering from the mess and making a point of avoiding that
    chamber, things have been going smoothly enough. And it's been quite
    noticeable how the mini PC seems to handle a longer draw distance
    (I've been using 20 chunks mostly) than the PS4 version even allows
    you to choose. That surprised me a bit.

    Want:

    To try another trial chamber somewhen, but one with precisely zero of
    those status-attacking skeletons.

    Bin:

    Some weird quirks in the more traditional Java Minecraft versus the
    Bedrock version (so in my case, Linux vs. PS4). Not having the
    absurdly slow health recovery time of Bedrock is great, but the combat
    being so hung up on correct timing of hits seems perversely clunky.

    -KKC, who has the rest of the week off too to stop bleeding.

    Hopefully that goes well. I expect my Minecraft character would have
    been wishing for much the same during that death loop.

    -Rus.
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