• Evercade Delay Play Want Bin (PWBE 15 Jul 2024)

    From Kendrick Kerwin Chua@kendrick@nospam.io-nyc to uk.games.video.misc on Sun Jul 14 23:04:00 2024
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    Amazon is under the impression that the next two Evercade carts are
    still coming out at the end of the month. Probably because they still
    want that interest-free preorder money.

    Play:
    --=--

    Jane Austen's 8-bit Adventures (EVC) - Slated to be released for real in
    the Indie Heroes 4 Evercade cartridge in February, but it's this month's
    free preview game as part of the Evercade EXP firmware update. It's
    really nice, the rare sort of Metroidvania game that evokes the original scrolling Castlevania on the NES than anything approaching the open
    world of Symphony of the Night. The boss fights are ridiculous and a bit unfair, because they're relentless and don't really have discernible
    attack patterns, and that nicely balances out that the actual
    platforming and cannon fodder enemies are a bit dull.

    Beijing 2008 (PS3) - Why is this only three dollars? Oh, because it's impossible to play. Also, it comes from the era before they really
    figured out standards around online play, which means that if you're
    signed into PSN the game will try endlessly to connect to backend
    servers that have been gone for a decade and won't give you another
    option to play offline. If you want to enjoy what remains of the game
    you have to actively disconnect from the network, and the most effective
    way of doing that is to kill your Wi-Fi or pull out the cable. Weirdly,
    the game doesn't tell you that the correct way to play is not to roll an all-rounder competitor like you might in an RPG, but to create a
    specialist in one sport so that you can qualify and then win events to
    level up your other stats. That's both unintuitive and not much fun.

    Want:
    --=--

    Motivation - I deliberately decided to put off gardening and some minor
    home improvement stuff just to have time for gaming, and it turned out
    what I actually needed was a couple of three-hour naps. This aging thing
    can go right in the bin, please.

    Bin:
    -==-

    Nothing game-related.

    Expenditure:
    -----=-----

    Balance forward - $1,551

    Beijing 2008 (PS3) - $3
    Agents of Mayhem (XB1) - $5
    Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth (XSX) - $35
    Conception Plus Maidens of the Twelve Stars (PS4) - $28
    Like a Dragon Gaiden (PS5) - $42
    Valkyria Chronicles 4 (XSX) - $7
    Lost Judgment (XSX) - $11
    Valkyria Revolution (XSX) - $7
    Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (XSX) - $3
    Bayonetta/Vanquish 10th Anniversary (PS4) - $7
    Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania (PS5) - $11
    Soul Hackers 2 (XSX) - $11
    13 Sentinels Aegis Rim (PS4) - $20
    Sega Genesis Classics (XSX) - $17

    Total to date - $1,758

    -KKC, who doesn't feel much like citing current events today.
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  • From Russell Marks@zgedneil@spam^H^H^H^Hgmail.com to uk.games.video.misc on Mon Jul 15 18:58:35 2024
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    Kendrick Kerwin Chua <kendrick@nospam.io-nyc> wrote:

    Play:

    Kerbal Space Program (Linux) - the original not the sequel, and a game
    that can run natively on Linux for once. It's decent enough on the
    mini PC, in a curious way. It seems to handle it both better and worse
    than the PS4 does - like it's a lot happier with the CPU side, but not
    so much the GPU. Anyway, I did a bunch of probe stuff and had Jeb
    visit Mun and Duna and Dres, and put labs in Minmus and Duna orbit to
    help get the tech tree unlocked in cheesy but rapid fashion.

    Saints Row 3 (PC) - finished the story missions. Apparently I said of
    the PS3 version in 2013 that it was "not too bad", so I think I might
    actually have liked this a bit more than I did back then. Though
    obviously, it is quite dated in various ways.

    Jane Austen's 8-bit Adventures (EVC) - [...] Metroidvania

    The most sensible genre choice of course, but personally I'm still
    holding out for a pinball version of Pride and Prejudice.

    Want:

    Saints Row 4 (PC) - maybe. The problem with this one is that I've
    played through it at least twice already, while SR3 I think I'd only
    ever played once before. Also, I think the minimum requirements are
    higher, which is probably bad news on a PC with weedy integrated
    graphics. (And it still slightly breaks my brain to be thinking of
    PS3-ish graphics in that way, but there it is.)

    Bin:

    Realising that I bought three sandbox games at once, then arguably
    bought another. Such a sensible decision.

    KSP's manoeuvre tool, the thing they added a while back that can
    automatically plan an orbital transfer for you. (I can't remember if
    this was ever added to the PS4 version, but either way I don't think
    I'd used it before.) There seems to be so many caveats to using the
    thing that it's barely worth bothering with - seemingly limited
    destinations (or if you have to unlock them then I'm not really sure
    how), only allowed from limited orbit types, and made deliberately
    imprecise. It's like the devs added it recognising that online tools
    exist to plan orbital transfers so they had no real reason not to
    include their own tool, yet while adding it they somehow managed to
    forget all about that, acting as if they could preserve some
    non-existent game balance by half-breaking only their own take on it.

    KSP's weird default of having the number-pad -/+ as the only keyboard
    zoom control. You might expect -/= to work too without having to add
    the bindings yourself, but... nope.

    Unity's gratuitous telemetry, as pointed out by KSP. What I disliked
    most about this was that if you opt out, that seems to be happening at
    their end (!) on a per-device basis only. Which really makes me
    question how seriously they take any user's decision to opt out.

    -Rus.
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