• Aquatic Ape Theory

    From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 00:23:52 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo


    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/

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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 12:48:34 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

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  • From Attila@prochoice@here.now to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 08:59:23 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On Wed, 2 Sep 2026 12:48:34 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> in
    alt.atheism with message-id <77c8943c-8e0b-e301-0e6f-828d3d0a8bb2@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>
    wrote:

    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    If you go back far enough everything evolved from a beach or
    beach equivalent.
    --

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    here illegally should be afraid.
    Be very afraid. It does not matter
    how long you have been here. It does
    not matter why you are here. It does not
    matter what you have done legally while you
    were here. It does not matter what any
    relative may have done while you were here.
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    It may take a day, a week, a year, or longer
    but we will find you and we will deport you.
    Be prepared.

    Deport them all.

    Due process:
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    I support ending birthright citizenship

    I support Flock cameras.

    All politicians are trained to lie
    and make those lies sound like
    the truth. They start with the biggest
    lie of all: Politicians are public
    servants.

    Some of the Republican positions I find disgusting
    and abhorrent.
    Most of the Democratic positions I find terrifying.

    I support:

    A Constitional Amendment establishing
    the Freedom of Choice.

    The elimination of public expression,
    display or support of religion or
    religious positions.

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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 13:05:23 2026
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    Attila wrote:
    On Wed, 2 Sep 2026 12:48:34 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> in
    alt.atheism with message-id <77c8943c-8e0b-e301-0e6f-828d3d0a8bb2@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>
    wrote:

    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    If you go back far enough everything evolved from a beach or
    beach equivalent.


    yes i would say one loses their cool after 50 million years of
    not being near the beach.

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  • From Dawn Flood@Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 08:55:02 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates the interior; although, early humans most certainly did venture near the
    coastal waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early humans to the islands of Flores and Sulawesi.
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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 16:39:00 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/2026 3:55 PM, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates the interior; although, early humans most certainly did venture near the
    coastal waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early humans to the islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    Evidence says that we evolved on the sea shore:
    - we have subcutaneous fat, which is characteristic for animals who live
    in water
    - we eat meat, animals which don't have carnasials cannot eat raw
    terrestrial meat, they can only eat raw shellfish, the only other
    primate that eats meat is crab-eating macaque
    - we eat salty food, all the other animals lick salt. Licking salt is
    more economical and logical, salting the food destroys the taste of food
    (we don't salt fruits, our primary food). We would salt food only in a
    case if we are adapted to eat salty food
    - our means of communication moved to our face, which is above waterline
    if we are in water
    - our body is reshaped as if a reaction to forces which push us from the
    back (muscles pulled our iliac blades backwards, hence compressing our
    pelvis, muscles pulled our shoulders backwards, hence creating s-curve
    in backbone), the only situation where there is a force which pushes us
    from back is when sea waves push us from back when we exit sea on beach,
    with shellfish in our hands
    - our cooling mechanism, sweating, works only on a breeze. This means we evolved in environment which has constant breeze. These are shorelines
    of large bodies of water, where difference between temperatures of land
    and water creates constant breeze
    - we kiss, the only situation where this is useful is when you give air,
    mouth to mouth. If male dives deeper than his breath is, in search for shellfish, his female meets him half way up, to give him additional air.
    This creates male-female emotional relationships that works even today,
    man seek that he has a trust in his women, because he put his life in
    her hands (a motif of so many poems), while woman expects from man to be provider, to bring food
    - our babies cry, the youngs of other animals tend not to relieve their position, our babies cry as mush as they can, to relieve their position.
    This is beneficial in situation when young is left in environment
    without landmarks. Forest canopy is such environment (it looks just like
    sea from above), so chicks have to be loud, so that their parents hear
    them when coming back with food. Sea is also environment without
    landmarks, mother leaves baby on surface when it dives for shellfish, if
    she doesn't find it after resurfacing, baby is gone. So baby relieves
    its position (loud sound), and gets rid of excess salt (sheds tears from glands which extract salt, which are above eyes in humans, and in beaks
    in plunge diving birds, so those birds also shed tears, only not from
    their eyes, but from their beaks)
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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 17:20:19 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/2026 4:39 PM, Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 3:55 PM, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates the
    interior; although, early humans most certainly did venture near the
    coastal waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early humans to
    the islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a Evidence says that we evolved on the sea shore:
    - we have subcutaneous fat, which is characteristic for animals who live
    in water
    - we eat meat, animals which don't have carnasials cannot eat raw terrestrial meat, they can only eat raw shellfish, the only other
    primate that eats meat is crab-eating macaque
    - we eat salty food, all the other animals lick salt. Licking salt is
    more economical and logical, salting the food destroys the taste of food
    (we don't salt fruits, our primary food). We would salt food only in a
    case if we are adapted to eat salty food
    - our means of communication moved to our face, which is above waterline
    if we are in water
    - our body is reshaped as if a reaction to forces which push us from the back (muscles pulled our iliac blades backwards, hence compressing our pelvis, muscles pulled our shoulders backwards, hence creating s-curve
    in backbone), the only situation where there is a force which pushes us
    from back is when sea waves push us from back when we exit sea on beach, with shellfish in our hands
    - our cooling mechanism, sweating, works only on a breeze. This means we evolved in environment which has constant breeze. These are shorelines
    of large bodies of water, where difference between temperatures of land
    and water creates constant breeze
    - we kiss, the only situation where this is useful is when you give air, mouth to mouth. If male dives deeper than his breath is, in search for shellfish, his female meets him half way up, to give him additional air. This creates male-female emotional relationships that works even today,
    man seek that he has a trust in his women, because he put his life in
    her hands (a motif of so many poems), while woman expects from man to be provider, to bring food
    - our babies cry, the youngs of other animals tend not to relieve their position, our babies cry as mush as they can, to relieve their position. This is beneficial in situation when young is left in environment
    without landmarks. Forest canopy is such environment (it looks just like
    sea from above), so chicks have to be loud, so that their parents hear
    them when coming back with food. Sea is also environment without
    landmarks, mother leaves baby on surface when it dives for shellfish, if
    she doesn't find it after resurfacing, baby is gone. So baby relieves
    its position (loud sound), and gets rid of excess salt (sheds tears from glands which extract salt, which are above eyes in humans, and in beaks
    in plunge diving birds, so those birds also shed tears, only not from
    their eyes, but from their beaks)

    And, BTW, fossil evidence is scarce, and in a lot of cases biased,
    because bone has to meet certain conditions to fossilize, everybody who
    does this science should be aware of this. On the other hand, body
    evidence is constant, it is present in billions of cases, and it is
    easily attainable, and researchable. Those retarded nerds (scientist)
    use only means that are implanted into their heads during education.
    They have knowledge, they just don't understand the things.
    Another evidence:
    - the first word, "mama", is made of two "ma" (ma-ma, or mah-mah). "m"
    is the sound when you hold your air, "ah" is the sound when you relieve
    air after holding it, so mother would hear "mah", when her child
    resurfaces after a dive, and she will come to it. So, after awhile kid
    started to use this to call for mom. https://youtu.be/dGtUoJJfi5o?si=ii8CC6Lqy1whyoTS
    Another clue for you:
    - the most annoying sound for humans (as researched by English
    scientists) is scratching nails on a school blackboard (which even has sensation in body, you feel it in your teeth). In nature this is when predators try to climb cliffs, scratching nails on a cliff. For big
    primates (like apes, or baboons), cliffs are safer places than trees. A
    small primate can escape predator towards the tip of a branch. To do
    that it has to be lighter than predator. Big primates cannot escape that
    way, but they can climb vertical cliffs, which cats cannot. Apes emerged
    after cliffs (the triple system, East African, Red Sea and Gulf of Aden
    Rifts) emerged, two of those rifts are submerged by sea.
    - we hit stones overhead. It is very useful if you want to hit a
    climbing predator from a tip of a cliff, you cannot hit it underhead (or whatever is the term)
    - the most creepy sound? Nobody researched this, but it definitely is
    the sound in movie "Psycho" by Alfred Hitchcock. It is very similar to
    alarm call of rock hyraxes. The main problem with leaving babies on a
    surface are birds of prey. They always attack from the direction of sun,
    so that you don't notice them. Therefor, rock hyraxes have adaptation in
    their eyes to look towards sun, and after they make alarm call, this
    raises hair on our back.
    https://youtu.be/mF3rPvzTPF4?si=4RXWmjPZPlG_qWnB
    - the big toe in our babies is very functional. The situation where it
    works is when baby lies on mother's stomach when floating on sea, this prevents baby to slide off
    https://youtu.be/A-fsEBX7GD4?si=HiJ-j_T_aH71htB7
    Why scientists force only the use of fossil evidence? Because they are
    idiots.
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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 17:35:39 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/2026 5:20 PM, Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 4:39 PM, Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 3:55 PM, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates the
    interior; although, early humans most certainly did venture near the
    coastal waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early humans to
    the islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Evidence says that we evolved on the sea shore:
    - we have subcutaneous fat, which is characteristic for animals who
    live in water
    - we eat meat, animals which don't have carnasials cannot eat raw
    terrestrial meat, they can only eat raw shellfish, the only other
    primate that eats meat is crab-eating macaque
    - we eat salty food, all the other animals lick salt. Licking salt is
    more economical and logical, salting the food destroys the taste of
    food (we don't salt fruits, our primary food). We would salt food only
    in a case if we are adapted to eat salty food
    - our means of communication moved to our face, which is above
    waterline if we are in water
    - our body is reshaped as if a reaction to forces which push us from
    the back (muscles pulled our iliac blades backwards, hence compressing
    our pelvis, muscles pulled our shoulders backwards, hence creating s-
    curve in backbone), the only situation where there is a force which
    pushes us from back is when sea waves push us from back when we exit
    sea on beach, with shellfish in our hands
    - our cooling mechanism, sweating, works only on a breeze. This means
    we evolved in environment which has constant breeze. These are
    shorelines of large bodies of water, where difference between
    temperatures of land and water creates constant breeze
    - we kiss, the only situation where this is useful is when you give
    air, mouth to mouth. If male dives deeper than his breath is, in
    search for shellfish, his female meets him half way up, to give him
    additional air. This creates male-female emotional relationships that
    works even today, man seek that he has a trust in his women, because
    he put his life in her hands (a motif of so many poems), while woman
    expects from man to be provider, to bring food
    - our babies cry, the youngs of other animals tend not to relieve
    their position, our babies cry as mush as they can, to relieve their
    position. This is beneficial in situation when young is left in
    environment without landmarks. Forest canopy is such environment (it
    looks just like sea from above), so chicks have to be loud, so that
    their parents hear them when coming back with food. Sea is also
    environment without landmarks, mother leaves baby on surface when it
    dives for shellfish, if she doesn't find it after resurfacing, baby is
    gone. So baby relieves its position (loud sound), and gets rid of
    excess salt (sheds tears from glands which extract salt, which are
    above eyes in humans, and in beaks in plunge diving birds, so those
    birds also shed tears, only not from their eyes, but from their beaks)

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a And, BTW, fossil evidence is scarce, and in a lot of cases biased, because bone has to meet certain conditions to fossilize,
    everybody who does this science should be aware of this. On the other
    hand, body evidence is constant, it is present in billions of cases, and
    it is easily attainable, and researchable. Those retarded nerds
    (scientist) use only means that are implanted into their heads during education. They have knowledge, they just don't understand the things.
    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a Another evidence:
    - the first word, "mama", is made of two "ma" (ma-ma, or mah-mah). "m"
    is the sound when you hold your air, "ah" is the sound when you relieve
    air after holding it, so mother would hear "mah", when her child
    resurfaces after a dive, and she will come to it. So, after awhile kid started to use this to call for mom. https://youtu.be/dGtUoJJfi5o?si=ii8CC6Lqy1whyoTS
    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a Another clue for you:
    - the most annoying sound for humans (as researched by English
    scientists) is scratching nails on a school blackboard (which even has sensation in body, you feel it in your teeth). In nature this is when predators try to climb cliffs, scratching nails on a cliff. For big
    primates (like apes, or baboons), cliffs are safer places than trees. A small primate can escape predator towards the tip of a branch. To do
    that it has to be lighter than predator. Big primates cannot escape that way, but they can climb vertical cliffs, which cats cannot. Apes emerged after cliffs (the triple system, East African, Red Sea and Gulf of Aden Rifts) emerged, two of those rifts are submerged by sea.
    - we hit stones overhead. It is very useful if you want to hit a
    climbing predator from a tip of a cliff, you cannot hit it underhead (or whatever is the term)
    - the most creepy sound? Nobody researched this, but it definitely is
    the sound in movie "Psycho" by Alfred Hitchcock. It is very similar to
    alarm call of rock hyraxes. The main problem with leaving babies on a surface are birds of prey. They always attack from the direction of sun,
    so that you don't notice them. Therefor, rock hyraxes have adaptation in their eyes to look towards sun, and after they make alarm call, this
    raises hair on our back.
    https://youtu.be/mF3rPvzTPF4?si=4RXWmjPZPlG_qWnB
    - the big toe in our babies is very functional. The situation where it
    works is when baby lies on mother's stomach when floating on sea, this prevents baby to slide off
    https://youtu.be/A-fsEBX7GD4?si=HiJ-j_T_aH71htB7
    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a Why scientists force only the use of fossil evidence? Because
    they are idiots.

    The (late) youngest black professor at Cambridge: https://youtube.com/shorts/uxd1yui0Jxw?si=qiSBn8h7wK92_x-e
    Once I met Krist Novoselic in Croatia (I am a Croat, he is American
    born Croat, his first Language is Croatian), before Nirvana was
    nationally and internationally popular. He told me that he has a band in America, and that they are very popular around the Seattle area. Well, I
    was pretty skeptical about what he said, lol. But those top tier
    scientist believe everything they hear, like they are 4 year old kids.
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  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 13:22:42 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/26 8:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.

    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    No they don't. That's what they call a "Selection Bias."

    They look where they want to look, where it's most
    convenient to look, and then /Assume/ that anything
    they find is an ancestor to humans... more or less
    declaring it so.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    Humans aren't one thing... "pushed inland where they
    remained & adapted." I wasn't saying that ALL the
    waterside population pushed inland in unison. It's
    something that happened from the very beginning,
    probably starting around 20 million years ago.
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 13:31:34 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/26 9:55 AM, Dawn Flood wrote:

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates the interior

    No it doesn't.

    "I found a fossil in the only place I looked. That means it has
    to be an ancestor of modern humans and it had to evolve here,
    the only place I looked."

    It would help if you had any understand of HOW they find
    fossils.

    AND, if you understood that even under the most super-duper
    best circumstances it's nothing less than a preservation
    bias...

    ; although, early humans most certainly did venture near the
    coastal waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early humans to the islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    THAT'S the "Evidence?" Not the fact that humans can be
    found everywhere from Oceania to Africa and they didn't
    have access to commercial air services?

    Google: Coastal Dispersal
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 18:57:02 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 3:55 PM, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out,
    indicates the interior; although, early humans most certainly
    did venture near the coastal waters, as evidenced by the
    rafting of some early humans to the islands of Flores and
    Sulawesi.

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a Evidence says that we evolved on the sea shore:
    - we have subcutaneous fat, which is characteristic for animals
    who live in water
    - we eat meat, animals which don't have carnasials cannot eat raw terrestrial meat, they can only eat raw shellfish, the only other
    primate that eats meat is crab-eating macaque
    - we eat salty food, all the other animals lick salt. Licking
    salt is more economical and logical, salting the food destroys
    the taste of food (we don't salt fruits, our primary food). We
    would salt food only in a case if we are adapted to eat salty food
    - our means of communication moved to our face, which is above
    waterline if we are in water
    - our body is reshaped as if a reaction to forces which push us
    from the back (muscles pulled our iliac blades backwards, hence
    compressing our pelvis, muscles pulled our shoulders backwards,
    hence creating s-curve in backbone), the only situation where
    there is a force which pushes us from back is when sea waves push
    us from back when we exit sea on beach, with shellfish in our hands
    - our cooling mechanism, sweating, works only on a breeze. This
    means we evolved in environment which has constant breeze. These
    are shorelines of large bodies of water, where difference between temperatures of land and water creates constant breeze
    - we kiss, the only situation where this is useful is when you
    give air, mouth to mouth. If male dives deeper than his breath
    is, in search for shellfish, his female meets him half way up, to
    give him additional air. This creates male-female emotional
    relationships that works even today, man seek that he has a trust
    in his women, because he put his life in her hands (a motif of so
    many poems), while woman expects from man to be provider, to
    bring food
    - our babies cry, the youngs of other animals tend not to relieve
    their position, our babies cry as mush as they can, to relieve
    their position. This is beneficial in situation when young is
    left in environment without landmarks. Forest canopy is such
    environment (it looks just like sea from above), so chicks have
    to be loud, so that their parents hear them when coming back with
    food. Sea is also environment without landmarks, mother leaves
    baby on surface when it dives for shellfish, if she doesn't find
    it after resurfacing, baby is gone. So baby relieves its position
    (loud sound), and gets rid of excess salt (sheds tears from
    glands which extract salt, which are above eyes in humans, and in
    beaks in plunge diving birds, so those birds also shed tears,
    only not from their eyes, but from their beaks)


    you know speaking of babies, i saw a video that if you throw a
    baby into a pool, it will know how to orient and swim.

    but... before the baby was born, it was essentially in a pool
    right, so...

    that is aquatic.

    --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 18:55:01 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates
    the interior; although, early humans most certainly did venture
    near the coastal waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some
    early humans to the islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    well so they took a trip, is how it looks. after they got all
    their biological upgrades?


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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 18:58:39 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    JTEM wrote:
    On 9/2/26 8:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.

    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    No they don't. That's what they call a "Selection Bias."

    They look where they want to look, where it's most
    convenient to look, and then-a /Assume/-a that anything
    they find is an ancestor to humans... more or less
    declaring it so.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    Humans aren't one thing... "pushed inland where they
    remained & adapted." I wasn't saying that ALL the
    waterside population pushed inland in unison. It's
    something that happened from the very beginning,
    probably starting around 20 million years ago.




    20 million i dont know, we were ratty kinda mammals back then?

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  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 15:25:20 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/26 2:57 PM, jojo wrote:

    you know speaking of babies, i saw a video that if you throw a baby into
    a pool, it will know how to orient and swim.

    but... before the baby was born, it was essentially in a pool right, so...

    that is aquatic.

    No it's not.

    Aquatic Ape Theory posits that our ancestors survived by exploiting
    aquatic resources for an evolutionarily significant period.

    I would take it one or eighteen steps further but the above will
    suffice... for now.
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 15:27:49 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/26 2:58 PM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Humans aren't one thing... "pushed inland where they
    remained & adapted." I wasn't saying that ALL the
    waterside population pushed inland in unison. It's
    something that happened from the very beginning,
    probably starting around 20 million years ago.

    20 million i dont know, we were ratty kinda mammals back then?

    No. The first primates are dated beyond 50 million
    years and the oldest monkey fossils are in the
    neighborhood of 35 millions years old.

    ...some place the first ape around 25 million
    years back.
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 22:12:11 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/2026 8:58 PM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:
    On 9/2/26 8:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.

    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    No they don't. That's what they call a "Selection Bias."

    They look where they want to look, where it's most
    convenient to look, and then-a /Assume/-a that anything
    they find is an ancestor to humans... more or less
    declaring it so.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    Humans aren't one thing... "pushed inland where they
    remained & adapted." I wasn't saying that ALL the
    waterside population pushed inland in unison. It's
    something that happened from the very beginning,
    probably starting around 20 million years ago.




    20 million i dont know, we were ratty kinda mammals back then?

    I wouldn't say so. If apes evolved on cliffs, cliffs in Africa emerged
    after asteroid hit at Popigai, this was 35 mya.
    Also, the source of fire for Valesian crisis can only be us, it cannot
    be climate. The earliest evidence of Valisan crisis that I know of is
    10.5 mya in Vienna basin (the earliest evidence of bipedal ape,
    Danuvius, coincidentally is in nearby Bavaria, 10.6 mya). This burning
    changes Earth's albedo, so Earth starts to cool off. The cooling of
    Earth started 15 mya, so this would be the evidence that burning was
    already widespread 15 mya. So, by 15 mya we already burnt the whole Old
    World.
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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 22:16:21 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/2026 8:57 PM, jojo wrote:
    Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 3:55 PM, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates the
    interior; although, early humans most certainly did venture near the
    coastal waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early humans to
    the islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Evidence says that we evolved on the sea shore:
    - we have subcutaneous fat, which is characteristic for animals who
    live in water
    - we eat meat, animals which don't have carnasials cannot eat raw
    terrestrial meat, they can only eat raw shellfish, the only other
    primate that eats meat is crab-eating macaque
    - we eat salty food, all the other animals lick salt. Licking salt is
    more economical and logical, salting the food destroys the taste of
    food (we don't salt fruits, our primary food). We would salt food only
    in a case if we are adapted to eat salty food
    - our means of communication moved to our face, which is above
    waterline if we are in water
    - our body is reshaped as if a reaction to forces which push us from
    the back (muscles pulled our iliac blades backwards, hence compressing
    our pelvis, muscles pulled our shoulders backwards, hence creating s-
    curve in backbone), the only situation where there is a force which
    pushes us from back is when sea waves push us from back when we exit
    sea on beach, with shellfish in our hands
    - our cooling mechanism, sweating, works only on a breeze. This means
    we evolved in environment which has constant breeze. These are
    shorelines of large bodies of water, where difference between
    temperatures of land and water creates constant breeze
    - we kiss, the only situation where this is useful is when you give
    air, mouth to mouth. If male dives deeper than his breath is, in
    search for shellfish, his female meets him half way up, to give him
    additional air. This creates male-female emotional relationships that
    works even today, man seek that he has a trust in his women, because
    he put his life in her hands (a motif of so many poems), while woman
    expects from man to be provider, to bring food
    - our babies cry, the youngs of other animals tend not to relieve
    their position, our babies cry as mush as they can, to relieve their
    position. This is beneficial in situation when young is left in
    environment without landmarks. Forest canopy is such environment (it
    looks just like sea from above), so chicks have to be loud, so that
    their parents hear them when coming back with food. Sea is also
    environment without landmarks, mother leaves baby on surface when it
    dives for shellfish, if she doesn't find it after resurfacing, baby is
    gone. So baby relieves its position (loud sound), and gets rid of
    excess salt (sheds tears from glands which extract salt, which are
    above eyes in humans, and in beaks in plunge diving birds, so those
    birds also shed tears, only not from their eyes, but from their beaks)


    you know speaking of babies, i saw a video that if you throw a baby into
    a pool, it will know how to orient and swim.

    but... before the baby was born, it was essentially in a pool right, so...

    that is aquatic.

    Delivering babies is much easier in water, search about this. --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Dawn Flood@Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 17:06:14 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/2026 12:31 PM, JTEM wrote:
    On 9/2/26 9:55 AM, Dawn Flood wrote:

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates the
    interior

    No it doesn't.

    "I found a fossil in the only place I looked. That means it has
    to be an ancestor of modern humans and it had to evolve here,
    the only place I looked."

    It would help if you had any understand of HOW they find
    fossils.

    AND, if you understood that even under the most super-duper
    best circumstances it's nothing less than a preservation
    bias...

    ; although, early humans most certainly did venture near the coastal
    waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early humans to the
    islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    THAT'S the "Evidence?"-a Not the fact that humans can be
    found everywhere from Oceania to Africa and they didn't
    have access to commercial air services?

    Google:-a Coastal Dispersal



    Honey, no non-Homo sapiens humans have been found in North America; look
    that one up!

    Dawn
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  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Wed Sep 2 20:39:34 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/2/26 6:06 PM, Dawn Flood wrote:

    Honey, no non-Homo sapiens humans have been found in North America;

    Sugar lips; the only one who mentioned North America is YOU!
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 04:52:31 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/3/2026 12:06 AM, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 12:31 PM, JTEM wrote:
    On 9/2/26 9:55 AM, Dawn Flood wrote:

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates the
    interior

    No it doesn't.

    "I found a fossil in the only place I looked. That means it has
    to be an ancestor of modern humans and it had to evolve here,
    the only place I looked."

    It would help if you had any understand of HOW they find
    fossils.

    AND, if you understood that even under the most super-duper
    best circumstances it's nothing less than a preservation
    bias...

    ; although, early humans most certainly did venture near the coastal
    waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early humans to the
    islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    THAT'S the "Evidence?"-a Not the fact that humans can be
    found everywhere from Oceania to Africa and they didn't
    have access to commercial air services?

    Google:-a Coastal Dispersal



    Honey, no non-Homo sapiens humans have been found in North America; look that one up!

    Dawn

    https://youtu.be/FwB_-gC9ToE?si=yr-pnDrSBDO9jX3U

    Dusk
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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 14:29:00 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 8:57 PM, jojo wrote:
    Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 3:55 PM, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out,
    indicates the interior; although, early humans most certainly
    did venture near the coastal waters, as evidenced by the
    rafting of some early humans to the islands of Flores and
    Sulawesi.

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Evidence says that we evolved on the sea shore:
    - we have subcutaneous fat, which is characteristic for
    animals who live in water
    - we eat meat, animals which don't have carnasials cannot eat
    raw terrestrial meat, they can only eat raw shellfish, the
    only other primate that eats meat is crab-eating macaque
    - we eat salty food, all the other animals lick salt. Licking
    salt is more economical and logical, salting the food destroys
    the taste of food (we don't salt fruits, our primary food). We
    would salt food only in a case if we are adapted to eat salty
    food
    - our means of communication moved to our face, which is above
    waterline if we are in water
    - our body is reshaped as if a reaction to forces which push
    us from the back (muscles pulled our iliac blades backwards,
    hence compressing our pelvis, muscles pulled our shoulders
    backwards, hence creating s- curve in backbone), the only
    situation where there is a force which pushes us from back is
    when sea waves push us from back when we exit sea on beach,
    with shellfish in our hands
    - our cooling mechanism, sweating, works only on a breeze.
    This means we evolved in environment which has constant
    breeze. These are shorelines of large bodies of water, where
    difference between temperatures of land and water creates
    constant breeze
    - we kiss, the only situation where this is useful is when you
    give air, mouth to mouth. If male dives deeper than his breath
    is, in search for shellfish, his female meets him half way up,
    to give him additional air. This creates male-female emotional
    relationships that works even today, man seek that he has a
    trust in his women, because he put his life in her hands (a
    motif of so many poems), while woman expects from man to be
    provider, to bring food
    - our babies cry, the youngs of other animals tend not to
    relieve their position, our babies cry as mush as they can, to
    relieve their position. This is beneficial in situation when
    young is left in environment without landmarks. Forest canopy
    is such environment (it looks just like sea from above), so
    chicks have to be loud, so that their parents hear them when
    coming back with food. Sea is also environment without
    landmarks, mother leaves baby on surface when it dives for
    shellfish, if she doesn't find it after resurfacing, baby is
    gone. So baby relieves its position (loud sound), and gets rid
    of excess salt (sheds tears from glands which extract salt,
    which are above eyes in humans, and in beaks in plunge diving
    birds, so those birds also shed tears, only not from their
    eyes, but from their beaks)


    you know speaking of babies, i saw a video that if you throw a
    baby into a pool, it will know how to orient and swim.

    but... before the baby was born, it was essentially in a pool
    right, so...

    that is aquatic.

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a Delivering babies is much easier in water, search about this.

    well i dont want to see that, nope.

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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 14:30:29 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    JTEM wrote:
    On 9/2/26 2:58 PM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Humans aren't one thing... "pushed inland where they
    remained & adapted." I wasn't saying that ALL the
    waterside population pushed inland in unison. It's
    something that happened from the very beginning,
    probably starting around 20 million years ago.

    20 million i dont know, we were ratty kinda mammals back then?

    No. The first primates are dated beyond 50 million
    years and the oldest monkey fossils are in the
    neighborhood of 35 millions years old.

    -a-a-a-a ...some place the first ape around 25 million
    years back.



    my understanding is we were originally tree folk, and then there
    was a drought of sorts, so we started doing leg work.

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  • From Dawn Flood@Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 11:20:14 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/3/2026 9:30 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:
    On 9/2/26 2:58 PM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Humans aren't one thing... "pushed inland where they
    remained & adapted." I wasn't saying that ALL the
    waterside population pushed inland in unison. It's
    something that happened from the very beginning,
    probably starting around 20 million years ago.

    20 million i dont know, we were ratty kinda mammals back then?

    No. The first primates are dated beyond 50 million
    years and the oldest monkey fossils are in the
    neighborhood of 35 millions years old.

    -a-a-a-a-a ...some place the first ape around 25 million
    years back.



    my understanding is we were originally tree folk, and then there was a drought of sorts, so we started doing leg work.

    How old are you? (If under 18, you need to go!)

    Dawn

    P.S. I've asked you this question before but I never got a straight number. --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 14:54:08 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/3/26 10:30 AM, jojo wrote:

    my understanding is we were originally tree folk

    We split off from monkeys. So our earliest ancestor was
    a monkey. Now you need a model to guide a small monkey
    in a tree into something large, tail-less, big brained
    and upright walking. Well, a model that doesn't insist
    on magic anyway...
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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  • From Attila@prochoice@here.now to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 15:47:20 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 14:54:08 -0400, JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
    in alt.atheism with message-id
    <117cfog$3v8pk$1@dont-email.me> wrote:

    On 9/3/26 10:30 AM, jojo wrote:

    my understanding is we were originally tree folk

    We split off from monkeys. So our earliest ancestor was
    a monkey. Now you need a model to guide a small monkey
    in a tree into something large, tail-less, big brained
    and upright walking. Well, a model that doesn't insist
    on magic anyway...

    There is no "model" but there are a lot of small
    evolutionary steps, some of which have been found.
    --

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    Every person in the US is here either
    legally or illegally. Those that are
    here illegally should be afraid.
    Be very afraid. It does not matter
    how long you have been here. It does
    not matter why you are here. It does not
    matter what you have done legally while you
    were here. It does not matter what any
    relative may have done while you were here.
    It only matters that you are here illegally.
    It may take a day, a week, a year, or longer
    but we will find you and we will deport you.
    Be prepared.

    Deport them all.

    Due process:
    Q. Are you here legally? If so, where is
    the documentation to establish that?

    I support ending birthright citizenship

    I support Flock cameras.

    All politicians are trained to lie
    and make those lies sound like
    the truth. They start with the biggest
    lie of all: Politicians are public
    servants.

    Some of the Republican positions I find disgusting
    and abhorrent.
    Most of the Democratic positions I find terrifying.

    I support:

    A Constitional Amendment establishing
    the Freedom of Choice.

    The elimination of public expression,
    display or support of religion or
    religious positions.

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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 22:25:04 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/3/2026 4:29 PM, jojo wrote:
    Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 8:57 PM, jojo wrote:
    Mario Petrinovic wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 3:55 PM, Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/2/2026 7:48 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Our ancestors lived waterside, exploiting the marine
    environment for food. When resources grew slim --
    or for any number of other reasons -- they moved on,
    looking for better/more fertile stretches of beach.

    At various intervals during this journey sans
    destination, some of them pushed inland where they
    remained and adapted. One prime location for this
    was the Horn of Africa, the Rift Valley.


    fossils indicate savannah not beachside.

    if humans evolved on the beach, they would not be so uncool.

    LOL!

    So true, though, the fossil evidence, as you point out, indicates
    the interior; although, early humans most certainly did venture
    near the coastal waters, as evidenced by the rafting of some early
    humans to the islands of Flores and Sulawesi.

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Evidence says that we evolved on the sea shore:
    - we have subcutaneous fat, which is characteristic for animals who
    live in water
    - we eat meat, animals which don't have carnasials cannot eat raw
    terrestrial meat, they can only eat raw shellfish, the only other
    primate that eats meat is crab-eating macaque
    - we eat salty food, all the other animals lick salt. Licking salt
    is more economical and logical, salting the food destroys the taste
    of food (we don't salt fruits, our primary food). We would salt food
    only in a case if we are adapted to eat salty food
    - our means of communication moved to our face, which is above
    waterline if we are in water
    - our body is reshaped as if a reaction to forces which push us from
    the back (muscles pulled our iliac blades backwards, hence
    compressing our pelvis, muscles pulled our shoulders backwards,
    hence creating s- curve in backbone), the only situation where there
    is a force which pushes us from back is when sea waves push us from
    back when we exit sea on beach, with shellfish in our hands
    - our cooling mechanism, sweating, works only on a breeze. This
    means we evolved in environment which has constant breeze. These are
    shorelines of large bodies of water, where difference between
    temperatures of land and water creates constant breeze
    - we kiss, the only situation where this is useful is when you give
    air, mouth to mouth. If male dives deeper than his breath is, in
    search for shellfish, his female meets him half way up, to give him
    additional air. This creates male-female emotional relationships
    that works even today, man seek that he has a trust in his women,
    because he put his life in her hands (a motif of so many poems),
    while woman expects from man to be provider, to bring food
    - our babies cry, the youngs of other animals tend not to relieve
    their position, our babies cry as mush as they can, to relieve their
    position. This is beneficial in situation when young is left in
    environment without landmarks. Forest canopy is such environment (it
    looks just like sea from above), so chicks have to be loud, so that
    their parents hear them when coming back with food. Sea is also
    environment without landmarks, mother leaves baby on surface when it
    dives for shellfish, if she doesn't find it after resurfacing, baby
    is gone. So baby relieves its position (loud sound), and gets rid of
    excess salt (sheds tears from glands which extract salt, which are
    above eyes in humans, and in beaks in plunge diving birds, so those
    birds also shed tears, only not from their eyes, but from their beaks)


    you know speaking of babies, i saw a video that if you throw a baby
    into a pool, it will know how to orient and swim.

    but... before the baby was born, it was essentially in a pool right,
    so...

    that is aquatic.

    -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Delivering babies is much easier in water, search about this.

    well i dont want to see that, nope.

    Blessed you, for yours is the kingdom of heaven.
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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 22:47:22 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/3/2026 9:47 PM, Attila wrote:
    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 14:54:08 -0400, JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
    in alt.atheism with message-id
    <117cfog$3v8pk$1@dont-email.me> wrote:

    On 9/3/26 10:30 AM, jojo wrote:

    my understanding is we were originally tree folk

    We split off from monkeys. So our earliest ancestor was
    a monkey. Now you need a model to guide a small monkey
    in a tree into something large, tail-less, big brained
    and upright walking. Well, a model that doesn't insist
    on magic anyway...

    There is no "model" but there are a lot of small
    evolutionary steps, some of which have been found.

    My steps are:
    - apes evolved on cliffs (after 35 mya)
    - our are ancestors on sea cliffs (eating fruits and shellfish)
    - our ancestors were forced to dip into sea (because fruits were burnt
    in Afar region, hence only shellfish for them)
    - we lost fur while still being quadruped, because salt crystals
    destroyed our fur
    - in this environment we became bipedal, and started to use vocal communication
    - after moving to Euroasia we came to Portugal where we met pyrophytic Mediterranean ecology, and started to use fire to burn around, first for safety reasons, then to feed on burnt meat
    This would be the initial state. Later development:
    - Homo erectus was doing agriculture, 1.8 mya
    - By the time oh Homo sapiens we already had developed societies and
    trading routes, hence everybody could get hematite (which we ground)
    Later on it was only technological evolution:
    - we started to use ground stone tools (70 kya), which allowed us to get
    a lot of wood for fire and fortification, and also for making boats
    which could go in blue waters
    - because of that, fires became hotter, which first led to ceramics, and
    then to smelting of metal
    And finally, after adopting money (7th century BC) we established modern societies, by financing standing army. As a reaction to greed for money
    modern religions established at 6th century BC (Christianity, Buddhism, Jainism, Taoism, Confucianism), which were mostly anti-materialistic (I presume, I don't know some of those).
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  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Thu Sep 3 17:23:58 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/3/26 3:47 PM, Attila wrote:
    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 14:54:08 -0400, JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
    in alt.atheism with message-id
    <117cfog$3v8pk$1@dont-email.me> wrote:

    On 9/3/26 10:30 AM, jojo wrote:

    my understanding is we were originally tree folk

    We split off from monkeys. So our earliest ancestor was
    a monkey. Now you need a model to guide a small monkey
    in a tree into something large, tail-less, big brained
    and upright walking. Well, a model that doesn't insist
    on magic anyway...

    There is no "model"

    Of course there is. There's no model in Out of Africa/
    savanna idiocy but there is in Aquatic Ape.

    *This* is the gift of Dr. Marc Verhaegen.

    His model is quite comprehensive. I don't agree with all
    of it, of course, but the fact of a model is in itself a
    major step beyond the fake science of paleo anthropology.

    The good Doctor Verheagen starts with isolation on an
    island. It's brilliant: Insular Gigantism! Not only is
    it a thing but, according to some sources, it's more
    common than Insular Dwarfism?

    Why? How?

    Isolate a population on an island without natural
    predators and who or what are they in competition with?

    THEMSELVES!

    A bigger, stronger monkey is going to win against a
    smaller, weaker monkey...

    Now what usually happens, at least in the case of
    Insular Dwarfism, is that they burn through their
    resources. THEY CAN'T EAT! Suddenly the selective
    pressures are on smaller members of the population,
    the ones who don't need as much calories. But...

    If instead of starving themselves, what if they learn
    to exploit marine resources? NOW the insular
    gigantism is being turbo charged by the high protein
    seafood diet.

    It also gets them out of the trees, onto the ground!

    They don't need tails anymore, those are primarily for
    balance and, in many cases, gripping... IN THE TREES!

    There. ONE step and we already moved from a little
    monkey in the trees to something a lot bigger, on the
    ground and adapting to THAT environment...
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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  • From Attila@prochoice@here.now to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Fri Sep 4 06:16:33 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 22:47:22 +0200, Mario Petrinovic <mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr> in alt.atheism with
    message-id <117cmcr$2bn$1@sunce.iskon.hr> wrote:

    On 9/3/2026 9:47 PM, Attila wrote:
    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 14:54:08 -0400, JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
    in alt.atheism with message-id
    <117cfog$3v8pk$1@dont-email.me> wrote:

    On 9/3/26 10:30 AM, jojo wrote:

    my understanding is we were originally tree folk

    We split off from monkeys. So our earliest ancestor was
    a monkey. Now you need a model to guide a small monkey
    in a tree into something large, tail-less, big brained
    and upright walking. Well, a model that doesn't insist
    on magic anyway...

    There is no "model" but there are a lot of small
    evolutionary steps, some of which have been found.

    My steps are:
    - apes evolved on cliffs (after 35 mya)
    - our are ancestors on sea cliffs (eating fruits and shellfish)
    - our ancestors were forced to dip into sea (because fruits were burnt
    in Afar region, hence only shellfish for them)
    - we lost fur while still being quadruped, because salt crystals
    destroyed our fur
    - in this environment we became bipedal, and started to use vocal >communication
    - after moving to Euroasia we came to Portugal where we met pyrophytic >Mediterranean ecology, and started to use fire to burn around, first for >safety reasons, then to feed on burnt meat
    This would be the initial state. Later development:
    - Homo erectus was doing agriculture, 1.8 mya
    - By the time oh Homo sapiens we already had developed societies and
    trading routes, hence everybody could get hematite (which we ground)
    Later on it was only technological evolution:
    - we started to use ground stone tools (70 kya), which allowed us to get
    a lot of wood for fire and fortification, and also for making boats
    which could go in blue waters
    - because of that, fires became hotter, which first led to ceramics, and >then to smelting of metal
    And finally, after adopting money (7th century BC) we established modern >societies, by financing standing army. As a reaction to greed for money >modern religions established at 6th century BC (Christianity, Buddhism, >Jainism, Taoism, Confucianism), which were mostly anti-materialistic (I >presume, I don't know some of those).

    I disagree with a lot of that but I am not interested
    enough to document the details so I will leave it at that.
    --

    DSA - Demented Suicidal Absurd

    National Socialist Democratic Workers Party

    Every person in the US is here either
    legally or illegally. Those that are
    here illegally should be afraid.
    Be very afraid. It does not matter
    how long you have been here. It does
    not matter why you are here. It does not
    matter what you have done legally while you
    were here. It does not matter what any
    relative may have done while you were here.
    It only matters that you are here illegally.
    It may take a day, a week, a year, or longer
    but we will find you and we will deport you.
    Be prepared.

    Deport them all.

    Due process:
    Q. Are you here legally? If so, where is
    the documentation to establish that?

    I support ending birthright citizenship

    I support Flock cameras.

    All politicians are trained to lie
    and make those lies sound like
    the truth. They start with the biggest
    lie of all: Politicians are public
    servants.

    Some of the Republican positions I find disgusting
    and abhorrent.
    Most of the Democratic positions I find terrifying.

    I support:

    A Constitional Amendment establishing
    the Freedom of Choice.

    The elimination of public expression,
    display or support of religion or
    religious positions.

    AA 966
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  • From Attila@prochoice@here.now to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Fri Sep 4 06:18:55 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 17:23:58 -0400, JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
    in alt.atheism with message-id
    <117cohg$2k7t$1@dont-email.me> wrote:

    On 9/3/26 3:47 PM, Attila wrote:
    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 14:54:08 -0400, JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
    in alt.atheism with message-id
    <117cfog$3v8pk$1@dont-email.me> wrote:

    On 9/3/26 10:30 AM, jojo wrote:

    my understanding is we were originally tree folk

    We split off from monkeys. So our earliest ancestor was
    a monkey. Now you need a model to guide a small monkey
    in a tree into something large, tail-less, big brained
    and upright walking. Well, a model that doesn't insist
    on magic anyway...

    There is no "model"

    Of course there is. There's no model in Out of Africa/
    savanna idiocy but there is in Aquatic Ape.

    *This* is the gift of Dr. Marc Verhaegen.

    His model is quite comprehensive. I don't agree with all
    of it, of course, but the fact of a model is in itself a
    major step beyond the fake science of paleo anthropology.

    The good Doctor Verheagen starts with isolation on an
    island. It's brilliant: Insular Gigantism! Not only is
    it a thing but, according to some sources, it's more
    common than Insular Dwarfism?

    Why? How?

    Isolate a population on an island without natural
    predators and who or what are they in competition with?

    THEMSELVES!

    A bigger, stronger monkey is going to win against a
    smaller, weaker monkey...

    Now what usually happens, at least in the case of
    Insular Dwarfism, is that they burn through their
    resources. THEY CAN'T EAT! Suddenly the selective
    pressures are on smaller members of the population,
    the ones who don't need as much calories. But...

    If instead of starving themselves, what if they learn
    to exploit marine resources? NOW the insular
    gigantism is being turbo charged by the high protein
    seafood diet.

    It also gets them out of the trees, onto the ground!

    They don't need tails anymore, those are primarily for
    balance and, in many cases, gripping... IN THE TREES!

    There. ONE step and we already moved from a little
    monkey in the trees to something a lot bigger, on the
    ground and adapting to THAT environment...

    I disagree but as I said elsewhere I am not interested
    enough (and don't have he time) to document the details so I
    will leave it at that.
    --

    DSA - Demented Suicidal Absurd

    National Socialist Democratic Workers Party

    Every person in the US is here either
    legally or illegally. Those that are
    here illegally should be afraid.
    Be very afraid. It does not matter
    how long you have been here. It does
    not matter why you are here. It does not
    matter what you have done legally while you
    were here. It does not matter what any
    relative may have done while you were here.
    It only matters that you are here illegally.
    It may take a day, a week, a year, or longer
    but we will find you and we will deport you.
    Be prepared.

    Deport them all.

    Due process:
    Q. Are you here legally? If so, where is
    the documentation to establish that?

    I support ending birthright citizenship

    I support Flock cameras.

    All politicians are trained to lie
    and make those lies sound like
    the truth. They start with the biggest
    lie of all: Politicians are public
    servants.

    Some of the Republican positions I find disgusting
    and abhorrent.
    Most of the Democratic positions I find terrifying.

    I support:

    A Constitional Amendment establishing
    the Freedom of Choice.

    The elimination of public expression,
    display or support of religion or
    religious positions.

    AA 966
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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Fri Sep 4 14:40:18 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    Dawn Flood wrote:
    On 9/3/2026 9:30 AM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:
    On 9/2/26 2:58 PM, jojo wrote:
    JTEM wrote:

    Humans aren't one thing... "pushed inland where they
    remained & adapted." I wasn't saying that ALL the
    waterside population pushed inland in unison. It's
    something that happened from the very beginning,
    probably starting around 20 million years ago.

    20 million i dont know, we were ratty kinda mammals back then?

    No. The first primates are dated beyond 50 million
    years and the oldest monkey fossils are in the
    neighborhood of 35 millions years old.

    -a-a-a-a-a ...some place the first ape around 25 million
    years back.



    my understanding is we were originally tree folk, and then
    there was a drought of sorts, so we started doing leg work.

    How old are you?-a (If under 18, you need to go!)

    Dawn

    P.S.-a I've asked you this question before but I never got a
    straight number.

    dawn you can totally relax, i am among the oldest souls on planet
    earth today.

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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Fri Sep 4 14:41:46 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    Attila wrote:
    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 22:47:22 +0200, Mario Petrinovic <mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr> in alt.atheism with
    message-id <117cmcr$2bn$1@sunce.iskon.hr> wrote:

    On 9/3/2026 9:47 PM, Attila wrote:
    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 14:54:08 -0400, JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
    in alt.atheism with message-id
    <117cfog$3v8pk$1@dont-email.me> wrote:

    On 9/3/26 10:30 AM, jojo wrote:

    my understanding is we were originally tree folk

    We split off from monkeys. So our earliest ancestor was
    a monkey. Now you need a model to guide a small monkey
    in a tree into something large, tail-less, big brained
    and upright walking. Well, a model that doesn't insist
    on magic anyway...

    There is no "model" but there are a lot of small
    evolutionary steps, some of which have been found.

    My steps are:
    - apes evolved on cliffs (after 35 mya)
    - our are ancestors on sea cliffs (eating fruits and shellfish)
    - our ancestors were forced to dip into sea (because fruits were burnt
    in Afar region, hence only shellfish for them)
    - we lost fur while still being quadruped, because salt crystals
    destroyed our fur
    - in this environment we became bipedal, and started to use vocal
    communication
    - after moving to Euroasia we came to Portugal where we met pyrophytic
    Mediterranean ecology, and started to use fire to burn around, first for
    safety reasons, then to feed on burnt meat
    This would be the initial state. Later development:
    - Homo erectus was doing agriculture, 1.8 mya
    - By the time oh Homo sapiens we already had developed societies and
    trading routes, hence everybody could get hematite (which we ground)
    Later on it was only technological evolution:
    - we started to use ground stone tools (70 kya), which allowed us to get
    a lot of wood for fire and fortification, and also for making boats
    which could go in blue waters
    - because of that, fires became hotter, which first led to ceramics, and
    then to smelting of metal
    And finally, after adopting money (7th century BC) we established modern
    societies, by financing standing army. As a reaction to greed for money
    modern religions established at 6th century BC (Christianity, Buddhism,
    Jainism, Taoism, Confucianism), which were mostly anti-materialistic (I
    presume, I don't know some of those).

    I disagree with a lot of that but I am not interested
    enough to document the details so I will leave it at that.


    LOL! its too much all at once.

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  • From Samuel Spade@sam@spade.invalid to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Fri Sep 4 11:35:24 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    jojo wrote:
    Attila wrote:
    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 22:47:22 +0200, Mario Petrinovic
    (...)
    And finally, after adopting money (7th century BC) we established modern >> societies, by financing standing army. As a reaction to greed for money
    modern religions established at 6th century BC (Christianity, Buddhism,
    Jainism, Taoism, Confucianism), which were mostly anti-materialistic (I
    presume, I don't know some of those).

    I disagree with a lot of that but I am not interested
    enough to document the details so I will leave it at that.


    LOL! its too much all at once.

    Because believers can make shit up faster than anyone can
    debunk it.

    OTOH, you don't need to debunk what's never been bunked.
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  • From Mario Petrinovic@mario.petrinovic1@zg.htnet.hr to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Sat Sep 5 04:26:46 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/4/2026 8:35 PM, Samuel Spade wrote:
    jojo wrote:
    Attila wrote:
    On Thu, 3 Sep 2026 22:47:22 +0200, Mario Petrinovic
    (...)
    And finally, after adopting money (7th century BC) we established modern >>>> societies, by financing standing army. As a reaction to greed for money >>>> modern religions established at 6th century BC (Christianity, Buddhism, >>>> Jainism, Taoism, Confucianism), which were mostly anti-materialistic (I >>>> presume, I don't know some of those).

    I disagree with a lot of that but I am not interested
    enough to document the details so I will leave it at that.


    LOL! its too much all at once.

    Because believers can make shit up faster than anyone can
    debunk it.

    OTOH, you don't need to debunk what's never been bunked.

    I knew there has to be a reason, lol.
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  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Fri Sep 4 23:17:13 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/4/26 6:18 AM, Attila wrote:

    I disagree

    With what? That's there's islands? That's a stupid position! OF COURSE there's islands!
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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  • From Attila@prochoice@here.now to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Sat Sep 5 02:00:28 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On Fri, 4 Sep 2026 23:17:13 -0400, JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com>
    in alt.atheism with message-id
    <117g1jr$16gu9$2@dont-email.me> wrote:

    On 9/4/26 6:18 AM, Attila wrote:

    I disagree

    With what? That's there's islands? That's a stupid position! OF COURSE >there's islands!

    You clipped the entire message being responded to and then
    altered my response to indicate something entirely
    different. This is nothing but forgery and a clear
    indication you are not worth my time.
    --

    DSA - Demented Suicidal Absurd

    National Socialist Democratic Workers Party

    Every person in the US is here either
    legally or illegally. Those that are
    here illegally should be afraid.
    Be very afraid. It does not matter
    how long you have been here. It does
    not matter why you are here. It does not
    matter what you have done legally while you
    were here. It does not matter what any
    relative may have done while you were here.
    It only matters that you are here illegally.
    It may take a day, a week, a year, or longer
    but we will find you and we will deport you.
    Be prepared.

    Deport them all.

    Due process:
    Q. Are you here legally? If so, where is
    the documentation to establish that?

    I support ending birthright citizenship

    I support Flock cameras.

    All politicians are trained to lie
    and make those lies sound like
    the truth. They start with the biggest
    lie of all: Politicians are public
    servants.

    Some of the Republican positions I find disgusting
    and abhorrent.
    Most of the Democratic positions I find terrifying.

    I support:

    A Constitional Amendment establishing
    the Freedom of Choice.

    The elimination of public expression,
    display or support of religion or
    religious positions.

    AA 966
    --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From JTEM@jtem01@gmail.com to sci.anthropology.paleo,alt.atheism,sci.skeptic on Sat Sep 5 11:27:51 2026
    From Newsgroup: sci.anthropology.paleo

    On 9/5/26 2:00 AM, Attila wrote:

    You clipped the entire message being responded

    You left it to me to interpret what you were "Disagreeing" with
    so naturally I had to assume that you were "Disagreeing" with
    the existence of island.

    Were you "Disagree" with the fact that monkeys exist?

    I know you're a rotating sock puppet only trolling for
    attention, but if you can't even identify WHAT you want to
    "Disagree" with then to hell with you.

    You don't get to complain.

    Identify WHAT you imagine disagreeing with or shut up.
    --
    https://jtem.tumblr.com/
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