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No Friday match because Germans are lazy.

Sat
Bayern - Heidenheim
Heidi will make a game of it. Until the second half subs. 4-3

Frankfurt - HSV
Frankfurt aren't very good but they're playing HSV. 2-1

Werder - Augsburg
Stage is the greatest player in Werder history. 2-1

Union - K||ln
Will Union keep up the good work? 1-1

Hoffenheim - Stuttgart
CL six-pointer. 2-2

Leverkusen - Leipzig
With the pretenders as the laughing third. 3-2

Sun
Pauli - Mainz
Wolfsburg comeback is on! 1-2

Gladbach - Dortmund
Borussia derby. 1-2

Freiburg - Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg comeback is off! 2-1
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On Thu, 30 Apr 2026 19:35:03 +0200, Jesper Lauridsen
<rorschak@stofanet.dk> wrote:

No Friday match because Germans are lazy.

Sat
Bayern - Heidenheim
Heidi will make a game of it. Until the second half subs. 4-3

Somehow I feel that the difference between Heidi and PSG is more than
2 goals. 5-0

Frankfurt - HSV
Frankfurt aren't very good but they're playing HSV. 2-1

HSV has dropped to 15th place, just 5 points above the relegation
playoff zone. Is there still hope? 3-1

Werder - Augsburg
Stage is the greatest player in Werder history. 2-1

1-2

Union - K%ln

One point each moves the table, the cynics would say, but Algo is
Algo. 2-1

Hoffenheim - Stuttgart

Even Algo agrees that a draw here is the most likely result: 1-1

Leverkusen - Leipzig

1-2

Sun
Pauli - Mainz
Wolfsburg comeback is on! 1-2

Bad news for Hamburg's relegation chances: 1-2

Gladbach - Dortmund
Borussia derby. 1-2

1-3

Freiburg - Wolfsburg

Does Midweek Theory trump Algo? Unfortunately, no. 2-1

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In article <10t03s8$rgpe$1@dont-email.me>,
Jesper Lauridsen <rorschak@stofanet.dk> wrote:

No Friday match because Germans are lazy.

Sat
Bayern - Heidenheim
Heidi will make a game of it. Until the second half subs. 4-3

Frankfurt - HSV
Frankfurt aren't very good but they're playing HSV. 2-1

Werder - Augsburg
Stage is the greatest player in Werder history. 2-1

Union - K||ln
Will Union keep up the good work? 1-1

Hoffenheim - Stuttgart
CL six-pointer. 2-2

Leverkusen - Leipzig
With the pretenders as the laughing third. 3-2

Sun
Pauli - Mainz
Wolfsburg comeback is on! 1-2

Gladbach - Dortmund
Borussia derby. 1-2

Freiburg - Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg comeback is off! 2-1

2 -2 and 50 red cads fly.
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Jesper Lauridsen <rorschak@stofanet.dk> wrote:

No Friday match because Germans are lazy.

Sat
Bayern - Heidenheim
Heidi will make a game of it. Until the second half subs. 4-3

2-0

Frankfurt - HSV
Frankfurt aren't very good but they're playing HSV. 2-1

1-1

Werder - Augsburg
Stage is the greatest player in Werder history. 2-1

1-0

Union - K||ln
Will Union keep up the good work? 1-1

2-0

Hoffenheim - Stuttgart
CL six-pointer. 2-2

2-1

Leverkusen - Leipzig
With the pretenders as the laughing third. 3-2

2-2

Sun
Pauli - Mainz
Wolfsburg comeback is on! 1-2

0-0

Gladbach - Dortmund
Borussia derby. 1-2

1-3

Freiburg - Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg comeback is off! 2-1

2-0


Ciao,
Werner



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On 2026-04-30 1:35 p.m., Jesper Lauridsen wrote:

No Friday match because Germans are lazy.

Not everyone celebrates MayDay, The Limeys played the football today,
and Congrats to Leeds they will stay up for another season. I am
celebrating, but not at Kamp Krusty, stayed in town. I can get just as
drunk in town as I can at the cottage! Just more people here my
screams, or my screaming Deep Purple Ian Gillan rock.

Sat
Bayern - Heidenheim
Heidi will make a game of it. Until the second half subs. 4-3

I am sticking to the rules, Bayern has to be exhausted from that mid
week match VS PSG and the Iranian VARobots.

I just assume they are Iranian cus the Fifa Peace prize guy saved us
from them and they must be the biggest threat if the Jewish Peace guy
winner did that kinda thing. I mean no where on earth could VARobots
be that so against humans!
2-3

Frankfurt - HSV
Frankfurt aren't very good but they're playing HSV. 2-1

HSV will win cus Werer will not win
1-2

Werder - Augsburg
Stage is the greatest player in Werder history. 2-1

They really should win, but it is Augsburg
1-1

Union - K||ln
Will Union keep up the good work? 1-1

They should be celebrating Mayday, not working!
2-3

Hoffenheim - Stuttgart
CL six-pointer. 2-2

I still think old Yugos want to score goals
4-3

Leverkusen - Leipzig
With the pretenders as the laughing third. 3-2

This could be interesting, I dunno, who are the WWEpl teams lookihg to
buy from thse two?
3-3

Sun
Pauli - Mainz
Wolfsburg comeback is on! 1-2

Gladbach - Dortmund
Borussia derby. 1-2

Freiburg - Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg comeback is off! 2-1

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On 01/05/2026 23.26, Binder Dundat wrote:

On 2026-04-30 1:35 p.m., Jesper Lauridsen wrote:

Leverkusen - Leipzig
With the pretenders as the laughing third. 3-2

This could be interesting,-a I dunno, who are the WWEpl teams lookihg to
buy from thse two?
3-3

Sun
Pauli - Mainz
Wolfsburg comeback is on! 1-2

Gladbach - Dortmund
Borussia derby. 1-2

Freiburg - Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg comeback is off! 2-1

No Sunday predictions?

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On 2026-04-30 11:35, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:

No Friday match because Germans are lazy.

Good thing too or I would have missed it because I was travelling all day

Sat
Bayern - Heidenheim
Heidi will make a game of it. Until the second half subs. 4-3

4-0

Frankfurt - HSV
Frankfurt aren't very good but they're playing HSV. 2-1

2-0

Werder - Augsburg
Stage is the greatest player in Werder history. 2-1

1-1

Union - K||ln
Will Union keep up the good work? 1-1

1-2

Hoffenheim - Stuttgart
CL six-pointer. 2-2

1-2

Leverkusen - Leipzig
With the pretenders as the laughing third. 3-2

3-1

Sun
Pauli - Mainz
Wolfsburg comeback is on! 1-2

1-1

Gladbach - Dortmund
Borussia derby. 1-2

0-2

Freiburg - Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg comeback is off! 2-1

1-1

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Sat
Bayern - Heidenheim
Heidi will make a game of it. Until the second half subs. 4-3

Maybe?

or

I am sticking to the rules, Bayern has to be exhausted from that mid
week match VS PSG and the Iranian VARobots.

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On 30/04/2026 19.35, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:

No Friday match because Germans are lazy.

Sat
Bayern - Heidenheim
Heidi will make a game of it. Until the second half subs. 4-3

True skill is predicting the 53rd minute corner score.

FT
Bayern - Heidenheim 3-3
Frankfurt - HSV 1-2
Werder - Augsburg 1-3
Union - K||ln 2-2
Hoffenheim - Stuttgart 3-3
Leverkusen - Leipzig 4-1

Doc 15
Jesper 12
Binder 11
FM 10
MH 6
Werner 3

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FT
Bayern - Heidenheim 3-3 (6)
Frankfurt - HSV 1-2 (9)
Werder - Augsburg 1-3 (8)
Union - K||ln 2-2 (14)
Hoffenheim - Stuttgart 3-3 (13)
Leverkusen - Leipzig 4-1 (7)
Pauli - Mainz 1-2 (16)
Gladbach - Dortmund 1-0 (3)
Freiburg - Wolfsburg 1-1 (12)

Very low scores. Binder is partly to blame for not making any Sunday predictions, but he's not the main culprit..

Jesper 21
Doc 20
FM 19
MH 13
Binder 11
Werner 4

Leverkusen beating Leipzig a surprisingly decisive result.

Red Jersey
Jesper 732
FM 706
MH 695
Werner 682
Binder 528
Doc 409

Stage wins
Jesper 12
FM 7
Werner 7
MH 6
Binder 3

R|+ckrunde
FM 355
MH 336
Jesper 336
Werner 329
Binder 267
Doc 219

Second place Werner falls 2 places and 15 points further behind.
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