From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

PWEETA fully supports your right to eat cat (felis domesticus), or any
other game meat in the privacy of your own home. On a "libertarian"
medium like the Internet, there is no end of sites dedicated to the construction of homemade bombs and weapons of mass destruction.
However, a quick check on any search engine will uncover a striking
lack of quality cat eating advice available in English.

The day may come, for whatever reason - rioting, pestilence, famine,
or just plain curiosity - you will need to eat a cat. Your very
survival may depend on this handy guide.

PREPARING YOUR CAT FOR CONSUMPTION

Since cat meat isn't commercially available in the United States (and
illegal to boot), you'll probably have to prepare cat yourself. If you
live in the more enlightened domains of East Asia, and can purchase
cat at the local market, you may want to skip this step and proceed to
COOKING YOUR CAT.

First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the
head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts
of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.

Next, make a longitudinal incision on the cat's abdomen. Reach your
hand (wear gloves!) into the body cavity, and remove all of the
internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look
tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for
human consumption.

SKINNING YOUR CAT

ThereAs more than one way to skin a cat- our exhaustive research
uncovered two. On this site, two High School students meticulously
guide you step-by-step through skinning a cat - complete with
diagrams. To summarize, use a sharp knife to trim off the skin, and
pull it back, snipping away at the muscle tissue.

Gourmands like to skin their cats differently. They hate shun using a
skining knife, calling it crude. They reccomend you grab the loose
skin around the head stump, and using a pair of pliers, peel it back
off the carcass like a banana, rolling it off the body. The final step
before cooking is to wash the meat of stray gristle and hairs. Nobody
likes cat hair in their food.

COOKING YOUR CAT

Now you are ready to cook! One USENET account recommends placing a cat
in a very high powered magnetron microwave. This device supposedly can
cook a cat in approximately 10 minutes- the proteins are denatured
(cooked), and sugars caramelized by microwave heating. The cat may be
"cooked" but will it taste good? If you've ever tried to microwave a
raw hamburger, you'll know the answer is "no." For the best taste, our
reader inquired about possibly slow cooking a feline. That's exactly
what we at PWEETA recommend- a slow cooked Beer Roasted Cat. Other cat
recipes you may enjoy are classic Cat Tamales, Cat in Spicy Ginger
Sauce, and Cat Au Gratin.

BEER ROASTED CAT (DO NOT USE BEER)

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer<, but NOT
that brand at their lawyers' request. They alledge this article,
educating others in the legal eating habits of over 100 million people world-wide, and specifically in rising East Asian markets, is "highly offensive."

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and
then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot
with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef
bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your
George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline
in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees
for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good.
Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard
greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just
remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Skinned CatCat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game
meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make
the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

In article <is4t6h98d9secdtp316i25aiu070ffeljv@4ax.com>, sqwertzme@qmail.invalid says...

PWEETA fully supports your right to eat cat

I D I O T !
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Sun, 01 May 22 14:12:18 UTC, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@qmail.invalid>
wrote:

Discard them- especially the liver. It may look
tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for
human consumption.

I was not aware of this! Thanks for the warning!
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Sun, 01 May 2022 09:15:45 -0700, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married nazi homo, IMPERSONATING his master KlausSchadenfreude, whined again:

I was not aware of this! Thanks for the warning!

Nobody talked to you and nobody warned you of anything, Loose Sphincter, you ridiculously stupid gay nazi troll!
--
Anti-virus firm AVG <avg@avg.com> addressing Loose Sphincter (now forging
as "KlausSchadenfreude", on Usenet:

"Hello from AVG.

Please stop advertising us. We don't want to be associated with neo-Nazi
scum like you and RichA, no matter whether you use our product or not.

And fix your fucking sig separator!

Sincerely, AVG."
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

Sqwertz <sqwertzme@qmail.invalid> wrote

PWEETA fully supports your right to eat cat (felis domesticus), or any
other game meat in the privacy of your own home. On a "libertarian"
medium like the Internet, there is no end of sites dedicated to the construction of homemade bombs and weapons of mass destruction.
However, a quick check on any search engine will uncover a striking
lack of quality cat eating advice available in English.

That's because in chinese restraurants, the cook speaks chinese
and learns how to cook cats by watching other chinese cook them.
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

In article <NjzbK.2568931$391.438064@usenetxs.com>, trolltrap@valid.invalid says...

On Sun, 01 May 2022 09:15:45 -0700, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married nazi homo, IMPERSONATING his master KlausSchadenfreude, whined again:

I was not aware of this! Thanks for the warning!

Nobody talked to you and nobody warned you of anything, Loose Sphincter, you ridiculously stupid gay nazi troll!

Keep your shit out of rec.food.cooking, asshole!

Jill
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

In article <op.1lh3lxfrc5duzs@pvr2.lan>, kdj@gmail.com says...

Sqwertz <sqwertzme@qmail.invalid> wrote

PWEETA fully supports your right to eat cat (felis domesticus), or any other game meat in the privacy of your own home. On a "libertarian"
medium like the Internet, there is no end of sites dedicated to the construction of homemade bombs and weapons of mass destruction.
However, a quick check on any search engine will uncover a striking
lack of quality cat eating advice available in English.

That's because in chinese restraurants, the cook speaks chinese
and learns how to cook cats by watching other chinese cook them.

Those chinks have killed more cats than curiosity ever did!

Jill
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Mon, 02 May 2022 03:45:23 +1000, Jock, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

<FLUSH the abnormal trolling senile cretin's latest trollshit unread>
--
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cretin's pathological trolling: https://www.pcreview.co.uk/threads/rod-speed-faq.2973853/
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Sun, 1 May 2022 14:01:18 -0400, jmcquown, another mentally deficient
senile clown, driveled:

In article <NjzbK.2568931$391.438064@usenetxs.com>, trolltrap@valid.invalid says...

On Sun, 01 May 2022 09:15:45 -0700, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married >> nazi homo, IMPERSONATING his master KlausSchadenfreude, whined again:

I was not aware of this! Thanks for the warning!

Nobody talked to you and nobody warned you of anything, Loose Sphincter, you >> ridiculously stupid gay nazi troll!

Keep your shit out of rec.food.cooking, asshole!

Jill

Keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! Capisci?
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

In article <wUAbK.2248408$X81.1188467@usenetxs.com>, trolltrap@valid.invalid says...

On Mon, 02 May 2022 03:45:23 +1000, Jock, better known as cantankerous trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

<FLUSH the abnormal trolling senile cretin's latest trollshit unread>

Keep your shit out of rec.food.cooking, asshole!

Jill
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

In article <O0BbK.2168335$8b1.194277@usenetxs.com>, trolltrap@valid.invalid says...

On Sun, 1 May 2022 14:01:18 -0400, jmcquown, another mentally deficient senile clown, driveled:

In article <NjzbK.2568931$391.438064@usenetxs.com>, trolltrap@valid.invalid says...

On Sun, 01 May 2022 09:15:45 -0700, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
nazi homo, IMPERSONATING his master KlausSchadenfreude, whined again:

I was not aware of this! Thanks for the warning!

Nobody talked to you and nobody warned you of anything, Loose Sphincter, you
ridiculously stupid gay nazi troll!

Keep your shit out of rec.food.cooking, asshole!

Jill

Keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! Capisci?

ESAD, asshole!

Jill
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Sun, 1 May 2022 15:19:30 -0400, jmcquown, another mentally deficient
senile clown, driveled:

Keep your shit out of rec.food.cooking, asshole!

Jill

Keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! Capisci?
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Sun, 1 May 2022 15:21:57 -0400, jmcquown, another mentally deficient
senile clown, driveled:

Keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! >> Capisci?

ESAD, asshole!

Jill

I said, keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! Capisci?
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

When in the military in the 70's, I was told that
if eating at restaurants in Italy, if you ordered
rabbit, to always ask for the head too. Then
check it for teeth to make sure you were not
being fed a cat.

It was probably one of those fun rumors GI's
like to spread.
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Sun, 1 May 2022 22:15:04 +0200, Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid>
wrote:

On Sun, 1 May 2022 15:19:30 -0400, jmcquown, another mentally deficient >senile clown, driveled:

Keep your shit out of rec.food.cooking, asshole!

Jill

Keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! >Capisci?

You're as bad as your untermensch friends. When will you get it
through your thick skull that you are not wanted here?
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Mon, 02 May 22 17:48:58 UTC, Sqwertz <invalid@qmail.invalid>
wrote:

On Sun, 1 May 2022 22:15:04 +0200, Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid>
wrote:

On Sun, 1 May 2022 15:19:30 -0400, jmcquown, another mentally deficient >>senile clown, driveled:

Keep your shit out of rec.food.cooking, asshole!

Jill

Keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! >>Capisci?

You're as bad as your untermensch friends. When will you get it
through your thick skull that you are not wanted here?

Every year on the third Saturday and Sunday in September, the oCatAs
Party,o or oParty of the Curru+ao,o occurs, during which 100 cats are
drowned, butchered, and consumed as part of the feast of St. Efigenia
in the village of La Quebrada in San Luis de Ca+ete, Peru.

The organizers explain that the cats that are made into various dishes
are bred especially for this festival. The locals believe that eating
meat from this domestic animal prevents bronchial diseases and has
aphrodisiac properties.

The attendees ate various dishes with feline meat: cat pork rinds,
milanesas [breaded meat cutlets] and other dishes such as grilled cat
al huacatay.

I wonder if you could write to the organizers of the event and get
their recipes?

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On Mon, 02 May 22 17:48:58 UTC, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
nazi homo, FORGING as Sqwertz, whined again:

Keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! >>Capisci?

You're as bad as your untermensch friends. When will you get it
through your thick skull that you are not wanted here?

I just told you, Loose Sphincter: Keep your stinking shit in your filthy gob where it belongs, filthy clown! Capisci? <BG>
--
Loose Sphincter about his passion:
" I love eating the Shit out of Poor Helpless Dumb Goran Razovic! LOL"
MID: <ajftsc9mb16l8v86a9mi95f63g8lh3rpm3@4ax.com>
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On Mon, 02 May 2022 11:01:31 -0700, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married nazi homo, FORGING also as KlausSchadenfreude, whined again:

I wonder if you could write to the organizers of the event and get
their recipes?

I wonder whether you exceptionally stupid nazitard REALLY believe your superiors won't detect you when you switch nym on every occasion, you
trolling senile piece of nazi shit! LOL
--
Anti-virus firm AVG <avg@avg.com> addressing Loose Sphincter on Usenet:

"Hello from AVG.

Please stop advertising us. We don't want to be associated with neo-Nazi
scum like you and RichA, no matter whether you use our product or not.

And fix your fucking sig separator!

Sincerely, AVG."
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On Sun, 1 May 2022 19:06:42 -0700, T(wat), the idiotic troll-feeding senile asshole, babbled again:

When in the military in the 70's, I was told that
if eating at restaurants in Italy, if you ordered
rabbit, to always ask for the head too. Then
check it for teeth to make sure you were not
being fed a cat.

It was probably one of those fun rumors GI's
like to spread.

You sure got a knack for feeding and sucking off the dumbest and vilest
trolls around, you ridiculous Bible-thumping senile T(wat). Obviously you
are, as someone said, a terminal troll!
--
Manson about senile T(wat):
"T as in Terminal Troll.
Nothing you say is what you believe. You just say shit to start
shit."
MID: <faa3948d-96dc-47d4-a2bc-754dfe586d93n@googlegroups.com>
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On 5/2/2022 5:48 PM, Sqwertz wrote:

When will you get it
through your thick skull that you are not wanted here?

When will you do the wold a favor and off yourself?
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From Newsgroup: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes

On 5/1/2022 2:12 PM, Sqwertz wrote:

Skinned CatCat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game
meats,

Making sausage out of you would be a giggle.
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On Sat, 9 Jul 2022 11:37:25 -0600, mon amorosa <dvd@fn.crk> wrote:

On 5/1/2022 2:12 PM, Sqwertz wrote:

Skinned CatCat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game
meats,

Making sausage out of you would be a giggle.

Why don't sharks attack niggers?

They think it's whale shit


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On Mon, 18 Jul 22 16:45:00 UTC, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
nazi homo, now FORGING as Michael Trew, whined again:

Why don't sharks attack niggers?

They think it's whale shit

Never forget, Loose Sphincter: it's you perverted nazis that are and always will be everbody's "niggers", online AND in real life! <BG>
--
Loose Sphincter about his passion:
" I love eating the Shit out of Poor Helpless Dumb Goran Razovic! LOL"
MID: <ajftsc9mb16l8v86a9mi95f63g8lh3rpm3@4ax.com>
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