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Great gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
TurtlesrCO hands and turtlesrCO feet
French fried eyeballs roasting in a pot of snot
And I forgot my spoon
But IrCOve got my straaawwwww [insert slurping noise]
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A Great big gob of mutilated monkey meat, little birdie's dirty feet, french fried eye-balls sitting in a pool of blood and I forgot my spoon. I learned it in Michigan.
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Great green gobs of gooey grimy gopher guts
Munched up monkey meat
Little birdies dirty feet
French fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of stew
Oops I forgot my straw, but I got ma SPOON!

Ontario, Canada 1990s
Learned through family, not school
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teara2299@gmail.com wrote in news:de202788-fd9a-44a2-9ac3-845f166fa88bo@googlegroups.com:

A Great big gob of mutilated monkey meat, little birdie's dirty
feet, french fried eye-balls sitting in a pool of blood and I
forgot my spoon. I learned it in Michigan.

Digital Tradition is great for those campfire songs.

GREAT, GREEN GOBS OF GREASY, GRIMY GOPHER GUTS (2)
(Tom Glazer)
https://mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=8840
https://youtu.be/MzMshNafGFs
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The way we sung it as best I remember was:

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Half eaten hippo hearts,
French fried eyeballs soaking in a pool of blood,
And I forgot my spoon.
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This is what we sang:
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Itty bitty birdy feet,
Marmalade and money meat
All put together with all purpose porpoise puss
ThatrCOs what were having for lunch rCa. And supper too..
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On Monday, June 19, 1995 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, G. Hunnicutt wrote:

I am compiling the lyrics of the childhood song sung to the tune of
"The Old Gray Mare" that started with "Great Big Gobs of Greasy Grimy
Gopher Guts" or variations of the same. If you remember yours please
send me your version along with where you were when you learned this
version. I have found some interesting variations that perhaps have a regional distribution. Thank you all who have responded and those that
will. Gary
Please respond to: Hunn...@sun.uchc.edu

circa 1958, I remember kindergarten kids reciting on the bus when I was in 3rd grade... they must have repeated it a lot that I still remember it. Too bad I don't remember as much the important stuff.

" Ham sandwich
Pus on Top,
Monkey Vomit
Camel Snot,
Alligator Eyeball rolled in glue,
That's the sandwich just for you."
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