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Squirrels are splooting in the heat. Dogs and cats sploot too.
https://slate.com/technology/2022/08/splooting-squirrels-animals.html
To: "The Mouse" [Sandy Linzer, Denny Randell, 1965]
1965 HITS ARCHIVE: The Mouse - Soupy Sales
https://youtu.be/_2Mb1p7rsUc
VERSE 1
Hey, do The Sploot, yeah!
Hey, it's really such a hoot, yeah!
BRIDGE 1
Belly down, spread yourself out.
It's a lot of fun, without a doubt.
Do The Sploot, yeah; let's do The Sploot!
Come on, 'n' do The Sploot with me!
VERSE 2
Hey, do The Sploot, yeah!
Hey, you are gonna look so cute, yeah!
BRIDGE 2
Don't be afraid you look like a fool.
Any squirrel is gonna think you're cool.
On your tummy, wiggle hands and feet.
You don't even have to feel the beat.
VERSE 3
Hey, do The Sploot, yeah!
Hey, you can do it on a toot, yeah!
BRIDGE 3
This is what it's all about,
Like a squirrel chillin' out.
Do The Sploot, yeah; let's do The Sploot!
Come on, 'n' do The Sploot with me!
VERSE 4
Hey, do The Sploot, yeah!
Hey, do The Sploot, yeah!
Hey, do The Sploot, yeah!
BRIDGE 4
Don't be afraid you look like a fool.
Any squirrel is gonna think you're cool.
Dontcha know that splooters rule!
Ride your paunch and swing your haunch!
FADE
Hey, do The Sploot, yeah!
Hey, do it like a bandicoot, yeah!
Hey, do The Sploot, yeah!
Hey, give your squirrels a salute, yeah!
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