• The Ballad Of Stinky George By Will Donkey

    From Terry Miles@terry.miles@yohoo.com to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Mon Mar 31 14:11:36 2025
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    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -

    https://youtu.be/LUvGVoTRq20
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  • From Scott Doty@doty@dooty.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Tue Apr 8 14:39:57 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$28675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>, terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -

    https://youtu.be/LUvGVoTRq20


    Thanks, I'll have a look.
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Tue Apr 8 18:58:35 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$28675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>, terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -

    https://youtu.be/LUvGVoTRq20


    Thanks, I'll have a look.

    Hi, Scott! Thanks for listening and commenting.

    --
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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Tue Apr 8 20:18:16 2025
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) wrote in news:e163df4d333082bbedeed68d3b797fd8@www.novabbs.com:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article
    <1831f5b708ccd70d$28675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -

    https://youtu.be/LUvGVoTRq20


    Thanks, I'll have a look.

    Hi, Scott! Thanks for listening and commenting.

    Stop trying to weasel a cheap steak dinner out of him.
    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
    that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.
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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo.com (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Wed Apr 9 16:25:38 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events
    reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in
    a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his
    friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky
    George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so
    poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike
    strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which
    the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing
    Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two
    later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a
    Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    --
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  • From Andre Gerald@a.gerald@yahoo.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Wed Apr 9 14:25:19 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    In article <35d7cf78cd17a94fe209018c93ac3881@www.novabbs.com>, mpsilvertone@yahoo.com says...

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events
    reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in
    a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his
    friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky
    George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so
    poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike
    strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which
    the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two
    later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a
    Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.


    George Sulzbach Quote of the Day....

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/Gn9tW9Epu8w
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  • From Andre Gerald@a.gerald@yahoo.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Wed Apr 9 14:31:31 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    In article <MPG.4260859debfb037398978b@news.eternal-september.org>, a.gerald@yahoo.net says...

    In article <35d7cf78cd17a94fe209018c93ac3881@www.novabbs.com>, mpsilvertone@yahoo.com says...

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in
    a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his
    friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky
    George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so
    poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two
    later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.


    George Sulzbach Quote of the Day....

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/Gn9tW9Epu8w


    George Sulzbach drunk and illiterate comment of the day...

    https://alt.arts.poetry.comments.narkive.com/4nSKVzed/george-sulzbach-drunk-and-illiterate-comment-of-the-day
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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo.com (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Wed Apr 9 18:41:17 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:25:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events
    reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in
    a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his
    friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky
    George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so
    poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike
    strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which
    the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two
    later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a
    Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    Addend. He also really did put black shoe polish in his hair and beard.

    --
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Wed Apr 9 22:19:00 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 18:41:13 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:25:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events
    reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in
    a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his
    friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky
    George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so
    poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike
    strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which
    the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing
    Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two
    later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things),
    claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a
    Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    Addend. He also really did put black shoe polish in his hair and beard.

    Good evening, Andre! Thanks for reading and commenting. It's good to
    see a friendly face here. Donkey keeps saying hello and thanking Stinky
    George (not to be confused with North George, who may or may not stink
    but will steal your poems if you are not vigilant), but Stinky George
    isn't here, there or anywhere.

    --
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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo.com (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Thu Apr 10 15:19:56 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 22:18:53 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 18:41:13 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:25:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events
    reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in
    a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his
    friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky
    George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so
    poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike
    strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which >>> the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing
    Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two
    later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), >>> claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a
    Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    Addend. He also really did put black shoe polish in his hair and beard.

    Good evening, Andre! Thanks for reading and commenting. It's good to
    see a friendly face here. Donkey keeps saying hello and thanking Stinky George (not to be confused with North George, who may or may not stink
    but will steal your poems if you are not vigilant), but Stinky George
    isn't here, there or anywhere.

    --

    North George, so the legends tell
    Has a very skunky smell
    Build a box house in the dell
    Where Daddy beat him very well

    --
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Fri Apr 11 16:07:23 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:19:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 22:18:53 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 18:41:13 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:25:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events
    reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in >>>> a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his
    friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky
    George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so
    poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike
    strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which >>>> the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing >>>> Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two
    later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), >>>> claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a
    Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    Addend. He also really did put black shoe polish in his hair and beard. >>>
    Good evening, Andre! Thanks for reading and commenting. It's good to
    see a friendly face here. Donkey keeps saying hello and thanking Stinky
    George (not to be confused with North George, who may or may not stink
    but will steal your poems if you are not vigilant), but Stinky George
    isn't here, there or anywhere.

    --

    North George, so the legends tell
    Has a very skunky smell
    Build a box house in the dell
    Where Daddy beat him very well


    Little North George was a man about town,
    If the town was his bed with his pjrCOs pulled down.
    Only poems controlled
    His shame so he stole
    All the public domain poems around.

    --
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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo.com (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Fri Apr 11 16:53:00 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:07:15 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:19:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 22:18:53 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 18:41:13 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:25:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events
    reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in >>>>> a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his >>>>> friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky >>>>> George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so >>>>> poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike >>>>> strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which >>>>> the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing >>>>> Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two >>>>> later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), >>>>> claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a
    Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    Addend. He also really did put black shoe polish in his hair and beard. >>>>
    Good evening, Andre! Thanks for reading and commenting. It's good to
    see a friendly face here. Donkey keeps saying hello and thanking Stinky >>> George (not to be confused with North George, who may or may not stink
    but will steal your poems if you are not vigilant), but Stinky George
    isn't here, there or anywhere.

    --

    North George, so the legends tell
    Has a very skunky smell
    Build a box house in the dell
    Where Daddy beat him very well


    Little North George was a man about town,
    If the town was his bed with his pjrCOs pulled down.
    Only poems controlled
    His shame so he stole
    All the public domain poems around.

    --

    Little George Dance always pulled down his pants
    When going to be at eight.
    When his wife asked him why, George could only reply
    Daddy's coming and I just can't wait.

    --
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Fri Apr 11 23:10:40 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:52:46 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:07:15 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:19:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 22:18:53 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 18:41:13 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:25:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events >>>>>> reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in >>>>>> a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his >>>>>> friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky >>>>>> George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so >>>>>> poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike >>>>>> strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which >>>>>> the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing >>>>>> Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two >>>>>> later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), >>>>>> claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a >>>>>> Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    Addend. He also really did put black shoe polish in his hair and beard. >>>>>
    Good evening, Andre! Thanks for reading and commenting. It's good to >>>> see a friendly face here. Donkey keeps saying hello and thanking Stinky >>>> George (not to be confused with North George, who may or may not stink >>>> but will steal your poems if you are not vigilant), but Stinky George
    isn't here, there or anywhere.

    --

    North George, so the legends tell
    Has a very skunky smell
    Build a box house in the dell
    Where Daddy beat him very well


    Little North George was a man about town,
    If the town was his bed with his pjrCOs pulled down.
    Only poems controlled
    His shame so he stole
    All the public domain poems around.

    --

    Little George Dance always pulled down his pants
    When going to be at eight.
    When his wife asked him why, George could only reply
    Daddy's coming and I just can't wait.

    Little George Dance
    Tried so hard at romance
    But needed a belt to fall
    In love with a date
    But it was GeorgerCOs fate
    That a moose couldnrCOt spank him at all.

    --
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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo.com (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Sat Apr 12 16:58:12 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 23:10:40 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:52:46 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:07:15 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:19:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 22:18:53 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 18:41:13 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:25:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events >>>>>>> reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in >>>>>>> a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his >>>>>>> friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the >>>>>>> homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky >>>>>>> George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so >>>>>>> poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike >>>>>>> strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which
    the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once >>>>>>> attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing >>>>>>> Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two >>>>>>> later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things),
    claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a >>>>>>> Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    Addend. He also really did put black shoe polish in his hair and beard. >>>>>>
    Good evening, Andre! Thanks for reading and commenting. It's good to >>>>> see a friendly face here. Donkey keeps saying hello and thanking Stinky >>>>> George (not to be confused with North George, who may or may not stink >>>>> but will steal your poems if you are not vigilant), but Stinky George >>>>> isn't here, there or anywhere.

    --

    North George, so the legends tell
    Has a very skunky smell
    Build a box house in the dell
    Where Daddy beat him very well


    Little North George was a man about town,
    If the town was his bed with his pjrCOs pulled down.
    Only poems controlled
    His shame so he stole
    All the public domain poems around.

    --

    Little George Dance always pulled down his pants
    When going to be at eight.
    When his wife asked him why, George could only reply
    Daddy's coming and I just can't wait.

    Little George Dance
    Tried so hard at romance
    But needed a belt to fall
    In love with a date
    But it was GeorgerCOs fate
    That a moose couldnrCOt spank him at all.

    --

    Little George like to play with his moose
    Though she was bigger than a caboose,
    When he brought her to bed
    She kicked him in the head
    And knocked his purple stuff loose.

    --
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Sat Apr 12 22:39:04 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    On Sat, 12 Apr 2025 16:58:08 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 23:10:40 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:52:46 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:07:15 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 15:19:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 22:18:53 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 18:41:13 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:25:31 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:58:28 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 18:39:57 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events >>>>>>>> reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in
    a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his >>>>>>>> friend Dirty Mike. Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the >>>>>>>> homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs. Stinky >>>>>>>> George considers her his girlfriend. Stinky wrote a half dozen or so >>>>>>>> poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike >>>>>>>> strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which
    the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once >>>>>>>> attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing
    Brother Dave over the head with it. Brother Dave died a year or two >>>>>>>> later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things),
    claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a >>>>>>>> Veterans hospital in Florida. Loretta's fate is unknown.

    Addend. He also really did put black shoe polish in his hair and beard.

    Good evening, Andre! Thanks for reading and commenting. It's good to >>>>>> see a friendly face here. Donkey keeps saying hello and thanking Stinky >>>>>> George (not to be confused with North George, who may or may not stink >>>>>> but will steal your poems if you are not vigilant), but Stinky George >>>>>> isn't here, there or anywhere.

    --

    North George, so the legends tell
    Has a very skunky smell
    Build a box house in the dell
    Where Daddy beat him very well


    Little North George was a man about town,
    If the town was his bed with his pjrCOs pulled down.
    Only poems controlled
    His shame so he stole
    All the public domain poems around.

    --

    Little George Dance always pulled down his pants
    When going to be at eight.
    When his wife asked him why, George could only reply
    Daddy's coming and I just can't wait.

    Little George Dance
    Tried so hard at romance
    But needed a belt to fall
    In love with a date
    But it was GeorgerCOs fate
    That a moose couldnrCOt spank him at all.

    --

    Little George like to play with his moose
    Though she was bigger than a caboose,
    When he brought her to bed
    She kicked him in the head
    And knocked his purple stuff loose.


    George DancerCOs moose was his only friend
    They hugged and they spanked each otherrCOs rear ends
    The moose shrugged it off
    When George Dance would doff
    His pants for the nightly uptrend.

    --
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  • From Rudy Canoza@rudy.can@jllkone.not to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Fri Nov 28 13:43:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    Terry Miles wrote:
    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -

    https://youtu.be/LUvGVoTRq20


    GUFFAW!
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  • From Rudy Canoza@rudy.can@jllkone.not to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,rec.music.dylan on Tue Dec 16 06:17:17 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.dylan

    HarryLime wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <1831f5b708ccd70d$2


    8675$483483$28dd226e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    terry.miles@yohoo.com says...

    Be sure to turn on the subtitles -
    -

    The Ballad of Stinky George was inspired by real persons and events
    reported in various threads at a.a.p.c.

    Stinky George (Sulzbach) is a self-proclaimed "Dharma Bum" who lives in
    a homeless "camp" under a piece of blue tarp that he shares with his
    friend Dirty Mike.-a Loretta is a crack ho who "cuddles" with the
    homeless "campers" in exchange for money, alcohol, or drugs.-a Stinky
    George considers her his girlfriend.-a Stinky wrote a half dozen or so
    poems about Loretta dancing around the "camp" fire, while Dirty Mike
    strummed various stringed instruments.

    Stinky George often rhapsodizes about fishing in the Chattahoochee which
    the homeless "camp" is situated on the banks of.

    According to a post by Will Donkey (Dockery), Stinky George once
    attacked him and his brother, Brother Dave, with a metal rod -- bashing Brother Dave over the head with it.-a Brother Dave died a year or two
    later from undisclosed causes.

    Stinky George was arrested for "indecent exposure" (among other things), claiming that he was urinating in a public area.

    Since the recording of the song, Stinky is reportedly residing in a
    Veterans hospital in Florida.-a Loretta's fate is unknown.


    GUFFAW!

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