• Zergzilla! The new KISS album

    From Bread Time Shrimp@katmos1997@protonmail.com to rec.music.artists.kiss on Tue Feb 13 03:08:40 2024
    From Newsgroup: rec.music.artists.kiss

    "Homee WHAT?" Gene exclaimed as an exhausted CRISS falls in through the
    window holding a soggy Crisswich. It appears the name of the album was
    decided upon by one ACE Freely, as a joke to thwart his comrades.

    "Grip the wheel, Bois," Ace said profoundly. "I ain't givin' a github
    subscription over this!"

    Gene slams a glass bottle into the toilet, breaking the ceramic and causing
    major water leakage all over the cheap Motel 6 air conditioner.

    All we know for sure is that Bruce Kulick is around the corner outside
    dressed as a housekeeper, his lemonade cart disguised as a wheelyjob.

    The news,
    Gud Frandengo
    --- Synchronet 3.21d-Linux NewsLink 1.2