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Pasteurize
From
jaugustine
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rec.humor
on Wed Jan 10 13:24:31 2024
From Newsgroup: rec.humor
A 5th grade teacher asked her class,
"can anyone tell me how to use the word pasteurize in a sentence?"
One girl raised her hand. The teacher responded, "Ok Kathy.
how would you use the word pasteurize in a sentence?"
Kathy responded, "when someone has a near death experience,
their whole life pasteurize,"
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