Matt, the list you posted was great, but here's another one that you might want to add.
An Al Bundy Christmas (taken from that hour-long episode with Sam Kinison) Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
not a piece of food was stirring, not even a mouse.
The children were sleeping, all tucked in their beds
while the wife's constant whining was drilling his head.
The stockings were hung round daddy's neck like a tie
with a note attached that read, "Presents or Die!"
But this year daddy had money all locked in the bank
but they closed early. Now dad's in the tank.
When all of a sudden, Santa appeared.
His big pot belly and booze in his beard.
"Ho ho ho!" As he laughed merrily,
I said,"Santa, you do so much for others, do something for me."
"Give it up Bundy, you only sell shoes.
Your son is a sneak thief. You daughter's a flooze.
Not only your children, but how 'bout your wife.
Hair like an A-bomb, nails like a knife."
He went back up the chimney, that fat old bum
He mooned me 2 times and stuck out his tongue.
He got back on his sled, and as he broke wind with glee,
he said, "You're married with children. You'll never be free."
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