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KFC and Surreal Turn Original Recipe Chicken Into a Savory Breakfast Cereal

Forget milk " this one is meant to be covered in KFC gravy. EfiuEfNu

Breakfast cereal has officially taken a trip to the fried-chicken side.

KFC UK has teamed up with British high-protein cereal brand Surreal to launch KFCereal, a limited-edition savory cereal inspired by the flavor of KFCrCOs famous Original Recipe chicken.

And before anyone asks what kind of milk goes with chicken-flavored cereal, KFC already has an answer:

None.

The suggested topping is KFC gravy. Efya

Efiu Original ReciperCa in cereal form

Instead of the sweet chocolate, cinnamon or fruit flavors normally associated with breakfast cereal, KFCereal goes completely savory.

The crunchy, hoop-shaped cereal is seasoned to recreate the familiar flavor profile associated with KFCrCOs closely guarded blend of 11 herbs and spices.

KFC has spent decades building the Original Recipe seasoning into one of the most recognizable flavors in fast food, so this collaboration essentially asks a very unusual question:

What happens if you take the chicken out of the equation and put those flavors onto cereal instead?

Apparently, you get breakfast.

EfNu And yes, they really want you to add gravy

The strangest part of the launch may not even be the chicken-inspired cereal itself.

KFC and Surreal are encouraging customers to skip the cold milk and serve KFCereal with KFCrCOs signature gravy.

That turns the bowl into something closer to a crunchy savory snack or breakfast dish than a traditional cereal.

Whether the gravy should be poured over lightly or used to completely drown the cereal is probably something each brave taste tester will have to decide for themselves. ...

KFC Brand Manager Elspeth Allen explained the thinking behind the collaboration:

Our 11 herbs and spices have been doing a pretty good job on chicken, so we thought werCOd see what they could do for breakfast.

ItrCOs certainly one way to find out.

' Surprisingly high in protein

Despite being modeled after one of the worldrCOs best-known fried chicken brands, KFCereal keeps the nutritional profile normally associated with SurrealrCOs cereals.

A 48g serving reportedly contains:


[]19g of protein
[]1g of sugar


That high-protein, low-sugar approach is a major part of SurrealrCOs identity. The UK cereal company specializes in reinventing familiar cereal ideas for adults while putting much more emphasis on protein and considerably less on sugar.

So while the KFC branding and gravy pairing are clearly designed to grab attention, the cereal itself still fits within SurrealrCOs usual functional-food approach.

" Limited edition and UK-only for now

KFCereal officially launched on September 22, 2026, with the release timed around the UKrCOs university Freshers Week.

The limited-edition cereal is being sold exclusively through SurrealrCOs online shop while supplies last.

The reported price is -u6 per box, including shipping, and each box contains roughly five servings.

There has been no announced wider international rollout, so anyone outside the UK hoping to find a box at their local supermarket or KFC restaurant may be out of luck for now.

Efiu KFC has been getting adventurous with food collaborations

KFCereal is part of a broader run of unusual KFC collaborations in the UK.

Recent promotions have taken the companyrCOs chicken, sauces and gravy well beyond the usual bucket. KFC has collaborated on everything from loaded snacks to other unexpected food mashups, making a bowl of savory cereal feel strangely consistent with the brandrCOs recent experiments.

Surreal is also no stranger to attention-grabbing collaborations, so putting the two companies together was probably never going to result in an ordinary bowl of cornflakes.

The big question: would you actually eat it? "

On paper, the combination is certainly unusual: crunchy protein cereal seasoned to resemble KFC Original Recipe, followed by warm gravy where the milk would normally go.

But savory breakfasts arenrCOt exactly unusual on their own. Eggs, sausage, biscuits and gravy, breakfast potatoes and fried foods all have a place at the morning table.

Perhaps the truly strange part is simply seeing those flavors served from a cereal box.

For die-hard KFC fans, collectors of limited-edition foods and adventurous eaters, KFCereal may be exactly weird enough to warrant a try.

For everyone else, the milk may be staying safely beside the regular cereal. EfNcEfye

Would you try a bowl of KFCereal with gravy, or has breakfast officially gone too far? EfiuEfNu


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On 9/23/2026 2:04 PM, MummyChunk wrote:

KFC and Surreal Turn Original Recipe Chicken Into a Savory Breakfast Cereal

Forget milk " this one is meant to be covered in KFC gravy. EfiuEfNu

big snip>

Would you try a bowl of KFCereal with gravy, or has breakfast officially gone too far? EfiuEfNu

Since I was a kid, never liked cereal and milk.
I do like KFC on occasion. Of course, usually a dinner association.
Breakfast is eggs about 6X a week.

I'd be tempted to try it. More of a change from traditional eggs or
pancakes. Doubt it would ever be my first choice, but for the occasional change, I'd certainly give it a try just to break up the routine.
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MummyChunk wrote in article
<eRSdnbUkr5aCiCn3nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d@giganews.com>:

KFC UK has teamed up with British high-protein cereal brand
Surreal to launch KFCereal, a limited-edition savory cereal
inspired by the flavor of KFC?s famous Original Recipe chicken.

How in the world is this British? It sounds so American.

I checked out a few pictures, and it looks as unappetizing as it
sounds (to me, at least).
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The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.comNOSPAM> posted:

MummyChunk wrote in article
<eRSdnbUkr5aCiCn3nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d@giganews.com>:

KFC UK has teamed up with British high-protein cereal brand
Surreal to launch KFCereal, a limited-edition savory cereal
inspired by the flavor of KFC?s famous Original Recipe chicken.

How in the world is this British? It sounds so American.

I checked out a few pictures, and it looks as unappetizing as it
sounds (to me, at least).

You might like this: a scoop of ice cream in a bowl, fill the bowl with the kid's
cereal of your choice, add a spoonful of sugar, then add milk. Enjoy! That's what
I saw while I was pretending not to be watching. I think the woman has problems with her digestive system or had a tough childhood - maybe both.
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The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.comNOSPAM> posted:

dsi1 wrote in article <1790354958-4746@newsgrouper.org>:

You might like this: a scoop of ice cream in a bowl, fill the bowl with the kid's
cereal of your choice, add a spoonful of sugar, then add milk. Enjoy! That's what
I saw while I was pretending not to be watching. I think the woman has problems
with her digestive system or had a tough childhood - maybe both.

The extra sugar really makes it pop.

I was at the store and saw some candy in the shape of a fried chicken drumstick. I
stuck it in my cart. After thinking about it, it came to my mind that it was $3.50
for one piece of candy and so it was returned to the shelf. There's also fried chicken drumstick ice cream. Everything is a gimmick these days.

https://www.candycopia.com/cdn/shop/files/Chocolate_Crispy_Chicken_Leg.jpg

https://liferafttreats.com/products/ice-cream



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dsi1 wrote in article <1790354958-4746@newsgrouper.org>:

You might like this: a scoop of ice cream in a bowl, fill the bowl with the kid's
cereal of your choice, add a spoonful of sugar, then add milk. Enjoy! That's what
I saw while I was pretending not to be watching. I think the woman has problems
with her digestive system or had a tough childhood - maybe both.

The extra sugar really makes it pop.
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On 9/25/2026 5:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:

I was at the store and saw some candy in the shape of a fried chicken drumstick. I
stuck it in my cart. After thinking about it, it came to my mind that it was $3.50
for one piece of candy and so it was returned to the shelf. There's also fried
chicken drumstick ice cream. Everything is a gimmick these days.

https://www.candycopia.com/cdn/shop/files/Chocolate_Crispy_Chicken_Leg.jpg

https://liferafttreats.com/products/ice-cream

Can't say for sure, but may have bought it. Not for just myself, for a
bit of fun with others. Yes, I know a couple of people it would be fun
to share it with.
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dsi1 wrote in article <1790372972-4746@newsgrouper.org>:

The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.comNOSPAM> posted:

dsi1 wrote in article <1790354958-4746@newsgrouper.org>:

You might like this: a scoop of ice cream in a bowl, fill the bowl with the kid's
cereal of your choice, add a spoonful of sugar, then add milk. Enjoy! That's what
I saw while I was pretending not to be watching. I think the woman has problems
with her digestive system or had a tough childhood - maybe both.

The extra sugar really makes it pop.

I was at the store and saw some candy in the shape of a fried chicken drumstick. I
stuck it in my cart. After thinking about it, it came to my mind that it was $3.50
for one piece of candy and so it was returned to the shelf. There's also fried
chicken drumstick ice cream. Everything is a gimmick these days.

https://www.candycopia.com/cdn/shop/files/Chocolate_Crispy_Chicken_Leg.jpg

https://liferafttreats.com/products/ice-cream

I've been eating ice cream drumsticks since childhood. Most of
them don't look anything like real drumsticks, but those seem to
be trying for a resemblance.
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Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:
kk

On 9/25/2026 5:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:

I was at the store and saw some candy in the shape of a fried chicken drumstick. I
stuck it in my cart. After thinking about it, it came to my mind that it was $3.50
for one piece of candy and so it was returned to the shelf. There's also fried
chicken drumstick ice cream. Everything is a gimmick these days.

https://www.candycopia.com/cdn/shop/files/Chocolate_Crispy_Chicken_Leg.jpg

https://liferafttreats.com/products/ice-cream

Can't say for sure, but may have bought it. Not for just myself, for a
bit of fun with others. Yes, I know a couple of people it would be fun
to share it with.

Indeed, the biggest joke is that you just paid $109.99 + S&H for nine pieces of ice cream. That thing would give me diarrhea straight off. OTOH, I'd probably eat
it anyway.


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In article <1790354958-4746@newsgrouper.org>, user4746
@newsgrouper.org.invalid says...

The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.comNOSPAM> posted:

MummyChunk wrote in article <eRSdnbUkr5aCiCn3nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d@giganews.com>:

KFC UK has teamed up with British high-protein cereal brand
Surreal to launch KFCereal, a limited-edition savory cereal
inspired by the flavor of KFC?s famous Original Recipe chicken.

How in the world is this British? It sounds so American.

I checked out a few pictures, and it looks as unappetizing as it
sounds (to me, at least).

Never heard of it.

"Surreal cereal is a high-protein, low-sugar, plant-based cereal made primarily from soy and pea protein, with natural flavors and sweeteners
like erythritol and stevia.
Surreal cereals are designed to be high in protein, low in sugar,
gluten-free, and plant-based, making them suitable for vegan, keto, and low-carb diets

. The main ingredients across the different flavors include soy protein,
pea protein, pea starch, tapioca starch, sunflower or rapeseed oil, and natural flavorings. Sweetness is provided by erythritol and steviol
glycosides (Stevia), while inulin adds fiber and supports digestive
health "


Janet UK
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Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 06:13:29 +0100, Janet <nobody@home.com> wrote:

In article <1790354958-4746@newsgrouper.org>, user4746 >@newsgrouper.org.invalid says...

The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.comNOSPAM> posted:

MummyChunk wrote in article
<eRSdnbUkr5aCiCn3nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d@giganews.com>:

KFC UK has teamed up with British high-protein cereal brand
Surreal to launch KFCereal, a limited-edition savory cereal
inspired by the flavor of KFC?s famous Original Recipe chicken.

How in the world is this British? It sounds so American.

I checked out a few pictures, and it looks as unappetizing as it
sounds (to me, at least).

Never heard of it.

"Surreal cereal is a high-protein, low-sugar, plant-based cereal made >primarily from soy and pea protein, with natural flavors and sweeteners >like erythritol and stevia.
Surreal cereals are designed to be high in protein, low in sugar, >gluten-free, and plant-based, making them suitable for vegan, keto, and >low-carb diets

. The main ingredients across the different flavors include soy protein, >pea protein, pea starch, tapioca starch, sunflower or rapeseed oil, and >natural flavorings. Sweetness is provided by erythritol and steviol >glycosides (Stevia), while inulin adds fiber and supports digestive
health "

Are those quotes of 3 different AIs or are you repeating yourself?

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny everything.


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On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 19:19:20 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 06:13:29 +0100, Janet <nobody@home.com> wrote:

Never heard of it.

"Surreal cereal is a high-protein, low-sugar, plant-based cereal made
primarily from soy and pea protein, with natural flavors and sweeteners
like erythritol and stevia.
Surreal cereals are designed to be high in protein, low in sugar,
gluten-free, and plant-based, making them suitable for vegan, keto, and
low-carb diets

. The main ingredients across the different flavors include soy protein, >> >pea protein, pea starch, tapioca starch, sunflower or rapeseed oil, and
natural flavorings. Sweetness is provided by erythritol and steviol
glycosides (Stevia), while inulin adds fiber and supports digestive
health "

Are those quotes of 3 different AIs or are you repeating yourself?

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?
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The True Melissa wrote:
MummyChunk wrote in article
<eRSdnbUkr5aCiCn3nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d>:

KFC UK has teamed up with British high-protein cereal brand
Surreal to launch KFCereal, a limited-edition savory cereal
inspired by the flavor of KFC?s famous Original Recipe chicken.

How in the world is this British? It sounds so American.

I checked out a few pictures, and it looks as unappetizing as it
sounds (to me, at least).

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The gravy instead of milk is what really got me.
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 03:16:30 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 19:19:20 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

Are those quotes of 3 different AIs or are you repeating yourself?

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Why? Are you planning on going somewhere?

I'm just curious. I hope you don't miss him too much. Somebody who
always agrees with you and finds everything you say interesting. Who
doesn't want that?
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Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 19:19:20 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 06:13:29 +0100, Janet <nobody@home.com> wrote:

Never heard of it.

"Surreal cereal is a high-protein, low-sugar, plant-based cereal made
primarily from soy and pea protein, with natural flavors and sweeteners >> >like erythritol and stevia.
Surreal cereals are designed to be high in protein, low in sugar,
gluten-free, and plant-based, making them suitable for vegan, keto, and >> >low-carb diets

. The main ingredients across the different flavors include soy protein, >> >pea protein, pea starch, tapioca starch, sunflower or rapeseed oil, and >> >natural flavorings. Sweetness is provided by erythritol and steviol
glycosides (Stevia), while inulin adds fiber and supports digestive
health "

Are those quotes of 3 different AIs or are you repeating yourself?

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Why? Are you planning on going somewhere?


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In article <18d95e154732db48$5391$2206534$4026de73
@news.newsgroupdirect.com>, Bruce@invalid.invalid says...

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 03:16:30 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 19:19:20 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

Are those quotes of 3 different AIs or are you repeating yourself?

Surreal talk from the Surreal website. It surreally is....

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Why? Are you planning on going somewhere?

I'm just curious. I hope you don't miss him too much.

Somebody who
always agrees with you and finds everything you say interesting. Who
doesn't want that?

Answer; Bryan.

Janet UK
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Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 03:16:30 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 19:19:20 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

Are those quotes of 3 different AIs or are you repeating yourself?

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Why? Are you planning on going somewhere?

I'm just curious. I hope you don't miss him too much. Somebody who
always agrees with you and finds everything you say interesting. Who
doesn't want that?

You probably love people that indulge your ego. I don't care for people that pander to me. As a former student of sales techniques, and human behavior, that
stuff won't work on me.





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On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 19:19:20 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Are those quotes of 3 different AIs or are you repeating yourself?

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

Or start its own army and take over...

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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 11:09:47 +0100
Janet <nobody@home.com> wrote:

Answer; Bryan.

Janet UK

Serfs up! https://www.truth11.com/invasion-boat-migrants-who-have-entered-england-now-outnumber-british-soldiers-its-an-army/
Britain now has more illegal Channel arrivals under the Labour
government, which has been in power two years, than it has soldiers in
the British Army.
Almost 90 percent of those intercepted since 2018 have been male; two-thirds are aged 18 to 39
Home Office figures put small-boat arrivals since Labour took office on 4 July 2024 at 83,279. The regular Army stands at 83,000.
On Wednesday alone, 781 people came ashore rCo the worst single day since Andy Burnham replaced Sir Keir Starmer as prime minister in July. The first three days of the week delivered 1,085 arrivals. Across 809 days of Labour government, that works out at roughly 103 people a day.
Shadow home secretary Chris Philp said the milestone speaks for itself. rCLLabour has let an entire army-sized population cross the Channel illegally,rCY he said. rCLMore people have arrived in small boats than we have soldiers defending Britain. That is completely bonkers. Labour has lost control of our borders and seems utterly incapable of getting it back.rCY
Former Royal Navy officer Chris Parry went further. LabourrCOs intake, he
said, amounts to six-and-a-half divisions of fighting-age men. rCLThatrCOs
more divisions than were in the Allied assault wave on D-Day,rCY he
added, calling the crossings rCLamphibious operations against our
coast.rCY
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 13:22:48 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Somebody who
always agrees with you and finds everything you say interesting. Who
doesn't want that?

Recently divorced are you?

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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:54:41 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

--

Yer as salty as ever, you brine yourself before poasting here?

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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:11:58 -0600, Tanner Ite <big@bo.om> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:54:41 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Yer as salty as ever, you brine yourself before poasting here?

Oh no, by mentioning him I summoned him!

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called
Buttcrack. He died in the movie, but when people said his name 3
times, he'd come back to life in zombie form.
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dsi1 wrote on 9/28/2026 12:45 PM:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 03:16:30 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Sun, 27 Sep 2026 19:19:20 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

Are those quotes of 3 different AIs or are you repeating yourself? >>>>>>

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Why? Are you planning on going somewhere?

I'm just curious. I hope you don't miss him too much. Somebody who
always agrees with you and finds everything you say interesting. Who
doesn't want that?

You probably love people that indulge your ego. I don't care for people that pander to me. As a former student of sales techniques, and human behavior, that
stuff won't work on me.

How many sycophants do yoose have now Uncle?

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Uncle Bruce wrote on 9/28/2026 1:55 PM:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:11:58 -0600, Tanner Ite <big@bo.om> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:54:41 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Yer as salty as ever, you brine yourself before poasting here?

Oh no, by mentioning him I summoned him!

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called
Buttcrack. He died in the movie, but when people said his name 3
times, he'd come back to life in zombie form.

Maybe that's our dear Uncle!


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On Tue, 29 Sep 2026 04:55:33 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:11:58 -0600, Tanner Ite <big@bo.om> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:54:41 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his
leave or did he just disappear?

Yer as salty as ever, you brine yourself before poasting here?

Oh no, by mentioning him I summoned him!

https://youtu.be/dn7hbghmd44

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called
Buttcrack.

How nice you have a biopic about YOU!

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Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:11:58 -0600, Tanner Ite <big@bo.om> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:54:41 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Yer as salty as ever, you brine yourself before poasting here?

Oh no, by mentioning him I summoned him!

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called
Buttcrack. He died in the movie, but when people said his name 3
times, he'd come back to life in zombie form.

You're not very bright, are you?

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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:18:33 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:11:58 -0600, Tanner Ite <big@bo.om> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:54:41 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his
leave or did he just disappear?

Yer as salty as ever, you brine yourself before poasting here?

Oh no, by mentioning him I summoned him!

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called Buttcrack. He died in the movie, but when people said his name 3
times, he'd come back to life in zombie form.

You're not very bright, are you?

But he *is* very persistent, like long covid persistent...

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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:18:33 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:11:58 -0600, Tanner Ite <big@bo.om> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:54:41 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his leave
or did he just disappear?

Yer as salty as ever, you brine yourself before poasting here?

Oh no, by mentioning him I summoned him!

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called
Buttcrack. He died in the movie, but when people said his name 3
times, he'd come back to life in zombie form.

You're not very bright, are you?

That may be true but how do you conclude that from my movie review?
--
Bruce
<https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 16:22:32 -0600, Tanner Ite <big@bo.om> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:18:33 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 12:11:58 -0600, Tanner Ite <big@bo.om> wrote:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 07:54:41 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Why don't you ask your AI friend? My guess is that AI will deny
everything.

On another note, what happened to your groupie? Did he take his
leave or did he just disappear?

Yer as salty as ever, you brine yourself before poasting here?

Oh no, by mentioning him I summoned him!

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called
Buttcrack. He died in the movie, but when people said his name 3
times, he'd come back to life in zombie form.

You're not very bright, are you?

But he *is* very persistent, like long covid persistent...

Help, they're ganging up against me!
--
Bruce
<https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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On Tue, 29 Sep 2026, Uncle Bruce wrote:

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called
Buttcrack. He died in the movie, but when people said his name 3
times, he'd come back to life in zombie form.

Was he a Plumber?
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On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 19:51:32 -0400, Chris Abraham
<chris@gerriscorp.com> wrote:

On Tue, 29 Sep 2026, Uncle Bruce wrote:

I once saw a movie called Buttcrack. Its main character was called
Buttcrack. He died in the movie, but when people said his name 3
times, he'd come back to life in zombie form.

Was he a Plumber?

:) I forgot so I asked AI:
"The film does not focus on him having a traditional career or job;
rather, his defining characteristic in the plot is his inability to
keep his pants pulled up."
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Bruce
<https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:18:33 GMT, dsi1

You're not very bright, are you?

That may be true but how do you conclude that from my movie review?

Your movie review was fine. Your surprise at the power of Usenet summoning is surprisingly dumb. Well, that's just my personal opinion.
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On Tue, 29 Sep 2026 18:23:00 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:18:33 GMT, dsi1

You're not very bright, are you?

That may be true but how do you conclude that from my movie review?

Your movie review was fine. Your surprise at the power of Usenet summoning is >surprisingly dumb. Well, that's just my personal opinion.

But Trollie was gone. And when I mentioned him, there he was again. Immediately! You call that coincidence?
--
Bruce
<https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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On Wed, 30 Sep 2026 04:49:57 +1000
Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Tue, 29 Sep 2026 18:23:00 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:18:33 GMT, dsi1

You're not very bright, are you?

That may be true but how do you conclude that from my movie
review?

Your movie review was fine. Your surprise at the power of Usenet
summoning is surprisingly dumb. Well, that's just my personal
opinion.

But Trollie was gone. And when I mentioned him, there he was again. Immediately! You call that coincidence?

Kismet.

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On Tue, 29 Sep 2026 18:23:00 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

On Mon, 28 Sep 2026 22:18:33 GMT, dsi1

You're not very bright, are you?

That may be true but how do you conclude that from my movie review?

Your movie review was fine. Your surprise at the power of Usenet
summoning is surprisingly dumb. Well, that's just my personal
opinion.

He's a needy one, isn't he...

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