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On Sun, 16 Aug 2026 05:18:21 -0400,
mummycullen@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (MummyChunk) wrote:

New Releases from Oreo:

rCo Oreo Banana Pudding Cookies: featuring rCLlayers of sweet banana and vanilla pudding in a deliciously delectable dual-layered creme, sandwiched between vanilla wafer cookies.rCY

rCo Oreo Deep Fried Cookies: featuring the rCLiconic golden-fried, doughy flavor baked right into the cookie itself, with fried dough-flavored cookies wrapping layers of dark chocolate and fried dough flavored creme.rCY

rCo Oreo Chicken & Waffles Cookies: rCLa first-of-its-kind innovation to the cookie aisle, featuring a signature waffle texture embossment and dual-layered creme, both infused with sweet and savory flavor notes to give that signature fried chicken and maple syrup flavor in each and every bite.rCY

I bet Chumpie will love all that stuff.
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On 8/16/2026 4:18 AM, MummyChunk wrote:

New Releases from Oreo:

The Oreo is the shittiest cookie. Two shitty, cocoa flavored cookies sandwiching sweetened vegetable shortening.
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On Sun, 16 Aug 2026 10:01:49 -0400, Ed P wrote:

On 8/16/2026 8:39 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

On 8/16/2026 4:18 AM, MummyChunk wrote:

New Releases from Oreo:

The Oreo is the shittiest cookie. Two shitty, cocoa flavored cookies
sandwiching sweetened vegetable shortening.

Hydrox was much better

Where do you even find Hydrox nowadays? I know they were brought back, but they aren't in any grocery stores.
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From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

On 2026-08-16 10:01 a.m., Ed P wrote:

On 8/16/2026 8:39 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

On 8/16/2026 4:18 AM, MummyChunk wrote:

New Releases from Oreo:

The Oreo is the shittiest cookie. Two shitty, cocoa flavored cookies
sandwiching sweetened vegetable shortening.

Hydrox was much better

I don't think I have ever tried Hydrox. I can't remember if I have ever
even seen them for sale. I always used to bake my own cookies and was
not in the habit of buying them, but with the odd exception. I used to
like Oreos but they were just empty nothings. They were totally
unsatisfying.
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On Sun, 16 Aug 2026 15:51:15 -0000 (UTC)
atomicquack <khoimmai@hotmail.com> wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2026 10:01:49 -0400, Ed P wrote:

On 8/16/2026 8:39 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

On 8/16/2026 4:18 AM, MummyChunk wrote:

New Releases from Oreo:

The Oreo is the shittiest cookie. Two shitty, cocoa flavored
cookies sandwiching sweetened vegetable shortening.

Hydrox was much better

Where do you even find Hydrox nowadays? I know they were brought
back, but they aren't in any grocery stores.

https://www.leafbrands.com/catalogItems/index/hydrox
Now Available!! Ask your local grocer to carry Hydrox-<.
How did Leaf-< bring back Hydrox-< Cookies?
After we acquired Hydrox-< in 2015, we rolled back the formula to GET RID of the high fructose corn syrup, replacing it with REAL cane sugar and removed the hydrogenated oils as well. In addition, as of February 2017, we also wanted to create a 'cleaner label' for our customers so we got rid of all artificial flavors and GMOs so Hydrox is now non-GMO as well! You can enjoy 'America's original sandwich cookie', Hydrox-< made in the USA and know what's in it. We're kinda proud of that!
AmericarCOs first chocolate sandwich cookie Hydrox-<.
Hydrox-< is the original creme-filled chocolate sandwich cookie! It debuted in 1908 and was manufactured by Sunshine-< Biscuits. Sunshine Biscuits was purchased by Keebler-< in 1996, and in 1999, Keebler-< replaced Hydrox-< with a similar but reformulated product named Droxies-<. Keebler-< was later acquired by Kellogg's-< in 2001. Kellogg's removed Droxies-< from the market in 2003.
Leaf-< Brands is proud to bring back the original sandwich cookie, Hydrox-<! Yep, it predated Oreo and was always free of animal fats. The new Hydrox-< release is exactly the way you remember it, circa 1908 to 1999. It tastes like the original Hydrox-< you remember; less sweet than the others and those amazing crispier cookies! Look for them throughout the US!

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On Sun, 16 Aug 2026 05:18:21 -0400
mummycullen@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (MummyChunk) wrote:

New Releases from Oreo:

rCo Oreo Banana Pudding Cookies: featuring rCLlayers of sweet
banana and vanilla pudding in a deliciously delectable dual-layered
creme, sandwiched between vanilla wafer cookies.rCY

rCo Oreo Deep Fried Cookies: featuring the rCLiconic golden-fried,
doughy flavor baked right into the cookie itself, with fried
dough-flavored cookies wrapping layers of dark chocolate and fried
dough flavored creme.rCY

rCo Oreo Chicken & Waffles Cookies: rCLa first-of-its-kind
innovation to the cookie aisle, featuring a signature waffle texture embossment and dual-layered creme, both infused with sweet and savory
flavor notes to give that signature fried chicken and maple syrup
flavor in each and every bite.rCY

Just not what I'm looking for in an Oreo.
Everything is a mashup now.
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On 8/16/2026 11:51 AM, atomicquack wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2026 10:01:49 -0400, Ed P wrote:

On 8/16/2026 8:39 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

On 8/16/2026 4:18 AM, MummyChunk wrote:

New Releases from Oreo:

The Oreo is the shittiest cookie. Two shitty, cocoa flavored cookies
sandwiching sweetened vegetable shortening.

Hydrox was much better

Where do you even find Hydrox nowadays? I know they were brought back, but they aren't in any grocery stores.

Amazon has them listed, but out of stock.

https://www.leafbrands.com/catalogItems/index/hydrox

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