• OT: Telemarketers

    From Bob La Londe@none@none.com99 to rec.crafts.metalworking on Tue Apr 21 13:54:48 2026
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    Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your Verizon service.

    Me: Hi my name is ZAG, and I am trying to reach your about your car's extended warranty.

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    Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your Verizon service.

    Me: ZAG, I'm so glad you called me back. You mom left her underwear at
    the party last night, and all the other hookers already said they
    weren't there's.

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    Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty service.

    Me: So if I have a problem with me car you would help fix it, right?

    Them: Yes.

    Me: And it would benefit you if I prevented damage to my car right?

    Them: (confused) Um, Yeah.

    Me: So... THEORETICALLY, if I had a body in the trunk would you help me dispose of it so it wouldn't ruin the carpet?

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    Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your car's extended protection plan.

    Me: Oh, good. These thugs in my neighborhood keep stealing the hood
    ornament off my Rolls. Make sure the guy you send has a machine gun
    because there are a lot of them.

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    Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty service.

    Me: Awesome. I've got a 41 Pontiac Chief, a 42 Willy's, and a 39
    Master Deluxe. Finding parts to keep them going takes up half my week.
    It will be so nice to hand that over to some schmuck.
    --
    Bob La Londe
    CNC Molds N Stuff

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  • From Jim Wilkins@muratlanne@gmail.com to rec.crafts.metalworking on Tue Apr 21 18:07:47 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.crafts.metalworking

    "Bob La Londe" wrote in message news:10s8o6p$1pn70$1@dont-email.me...

    Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your Verizon >service.

    Does your mother know you work for thieves?

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