• Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse Penis Transplant

    From Moby Dick@mobydick@clintonfoundation.org to rec.autos.sport.nascar, talk.politics.misc, alt.news-media, alt.politics.obama, alt.politics.democrats.d on Fri May 7 03:48:46 2021
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    Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    Just Wondering wrote:
    On 7/22/2016 7:59 PM, Chimps wrote:
    President Obama is challenging Americans to have an honest and
    open-hearted conversation about race and law enforcement.

    Bullshit. Even his initial remarks show that Obama wants a massive
    federal power-grab expansion into state and local law enforcement. That conversation isn't either honest or open-hearted.


    Like cock.

    Vancouver, Canada u Doctors from Vancouver General Hospital
    announced on Friday that they have performed the first ever
    horse penis transplant on a 32-year-old male. During the 14 hour
    surgery, doctors removed a manAs penis and replaced it with one
    from a horse. The first ever cosmetic reconstructive surgery was
    not due to any health issues, but a choice the man made to
    oincrease the excitement in his love life.o

    oI come from Asian descent, which left my manhood lacking my
    entire life,o said Phuy Su Ling. oWomen donAt take me serious.
    When we get to the point of intimacy, they always laugh. Well
    they wonAt be laughing anymore will they? I got 18 inches on
    them now, and itAs as wide as my wrist. Come get it bitches!o

    Doctors say that Ling will be in the hospital for an additional
    nine days to make sure that his body does not reject his new
    part. After his three-month recovery, Ling will be able to ouse
    his gigantic instrument any way he sees fit.o Until then, Ling
    says he is phoning every girl that ever laughed at him and
    setting updates for this upcoming April. oIAm not wasting any
    time,o Said Ling. oAnd IAm not giving any warnings. I canAt wait
    to put this bad baby to work. Who will be laughing now bitches!o

    Doctors have tried to discourage Ling from using his newly
    acquired manhood as revenge. However, they say it was just their
    job to surgically attach it. Whatever he does afterwards is none
    of their business.

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