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  • OT - joke. I always interested in cars, but Dad sent me to pay the electric bill

    From a425couple@a425couple@hotmail.com to rec.autos.sport.f1,rec.autos.sport.indy,rec.autos.sport.cart,rec.autos.sport.nascar on Thu Sep 29 16:40:47 2022
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    I was always interested in cars, especially race cars. But one day,

    Dad sent me to pay the electric bill...
    When I was a boy my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the
    electric bill but instead I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a
    new truck. I told my dad when I got home and he beat my ass but the next morning in the driveway sat a brand new truck. We all held each other
    and cried, especially me cause it was the truck from the electric
    company there to turn off the lights. ...Dad beat my ass again.
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  • From geoff@geoff@nospamgeoffwood.org to rec.autos.sport.f1,rec.autos.sport.indy,rec.autos.sport.cart,rec.autos.sport.nascar on Fri Sep 30 19:01:27 2022
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    On 30/09/2022 12:40 pm, a425couple wrote:
    -aI was always interested in cars, especially race cars.-a But one day,

    Dad sent me to pay the electric bill...
    When I was a boy my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the
    electric bill but instead I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a
    new truck. I told my dad when I got home and he beat my ass but the next morning in the driveway sat a brand new truck. We all held each other
    and cried, especially me cause it was the truck from the electric
    company there to turn off the lights. ...Dad beat my ass again.


    Your poor equine. Just as well he didn't beat your arse - that would
    have hurt YOU !

    geoff

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  • From Darryl Johnson@darryl_johnson@rogers.com to rec.autos.sport.f1,rec.autos.sport.indy,rec.autos.sport.cart,rec.autos.sport.nascar on Fri Sep 30 16:27:44 2022
    From Newsgroup: rec.autos.sport.nascar

    On 2022-09-30 2:01 AM, geoff wrote:
    On 30/09/2022 12:40 pm, a425couple wrote:
    -a-aI was always interested in cars, especially race cars.-a But one day,

    Dad sent me to pay the electric bill...
    When I was a boy my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the
    electric bill but instead I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win
    a new truck. I told my dad when I got home and he beat my ass but the
    next morning in the driveway sat a brand new truck. We all held each
    other and cried, especially me cause it was the truck from the
    electric company there to turn off the lights. ...Dad beat my ass again.


    Your poor equine. Just as well he didn't beat your arse - that would
    have hurt YOU !

    geoff


    For a not insignificant number of english speaking people, "ass" is used
    to refer to the human rear end. Anyone saying "arse" would be given a questioning look.



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