• OT - but seriously informative about what drivers pay to race. "spanks"

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    OT - but seriously informative about what drivers pay to race.
    And yes, a fair number of my club's drivers have competed
    at the Daytona 24. I remember at one of our winter banquets
    one rued that he had spent $40,000 to be a partner on a team
    for the Daytona 24, and the car had gotten destroyed before
    he had a chance to drive in the race. !!! Bummer!

    from https://www.roadandtrack.com/motorsports/a25857313/why-factory-built-gt-cars-are-replacing-homebrew-race-cars/

    Why Factory-Built GT Cars Are Replacing Homebrew Race Cars
    It all has to do with 'spanks.'

    BY JACK BARUTH
    JAN 14, 2019
    imageKEVIN ADOLF

    Ever noticed how long it takes you to realize that something is missing,
    as opposed to how long it takes you to realize the presence of something
    new? ThererCOs a real difference in the way our brains process those two different situations, mostly because our eyes arenrCOt nearly as good as
    we think they are and the brain spends a lot of time filling in our
    visual picture based on spotty information. For a good illustration of
    this, think back to the last time you thought you saw a certain kind of
    car in the distance, only to realize that it was a completely different
    model a few moments later. In the instant of your realization, you might
    have seen everything from the taillights to the roofline change right
    before your eyes. ThatrCOs not an illusionrCothatrCOs your brain painting in what it expects to see from the newly identified vehicle.

    I mention this so I donrCOt sound quite as stupid for walking up and down
    the paddock at last weekendrCOs Roar Before the 24 a full ten times before
    I realized what was missing: the ST-class touring-car racers. The moment
    I realized they were gone, it felt like a physical punch in the gut. I
    ran my first "pro" race a decade ago in the ST class of what was then
    called the Grand-Am Koni Challenge, which later became Continental Tire Challenge and is now called IMSA Michelin Pilot Challenge. Note that the
    only word to stick it out through all three iterations is "Challenge." ThatrCOs because it can be a real challenge for the "spanks" to pay their bills.

    I was a "spank" in Koni Challenge, you see. ItrCOs possible yourCOve never heard that phrase, because the oh-so-polished announcer crews for IMSA
    and other forms of racing like to use the phrase "gentleman driver."
    Within the paddock, however, the term is "spanks," in contrast with the
    pros who are paid to race. Well, sometimes theyrCOre paid to race. More
    often than yourCOd suspect, they are not paid anything beyond expenses, if anything at all.

    Not all spanks are created equal. In my case, I had a credit balance
    with the parent company of the race team, so I didnrCOt actually pay anythingrCoI just agreed to cancel the debt I was owed. Other spanks
    simply pay a fee roughly equal to their percentage of the teamrCOs
    operating costs. Then you have the "super-spanks" who pay their bill
    plus all of the expenses of their teammate, plus a salary for that
    teammate. The sports-car racing business absolutely, positively runs on spanks.

    Spanks are everywhere in American "pro" racing. Some of the names that
    you hear repeated over and over again as series champions, even in
    prototypes? TheyrCOre spanks. The showoff in your PCA chapter with the
    Rolex watch? Spank. The suspiciously omnipresent young "star racers" who appear on everybodyrCOs YouTube channel and straight-to-cancellation Top
    Gear ripoffs? Total, complete, utter, check-writing, Paypal-sending
    spanks. That's not to say being a spank makes you un-talented or
    precludes your chance of success. Everybody knows that Lance Stroll, the Williams F1 driver, is a spankrCobut did you know that Eddie Jordan
    brought Michael Schumacher on board early in his career because he came
    with significant third-party funding?

    ThererCOs no shame in the spank game. We are everywhere. We win races, we
    set lap records, we take home championships. Sometimes we beat the data
    of our "pro" teammates. Or we get in a first-place GS-class Continental
    Tire Challenge car halfway through a race, bring it home in 13th place
    at the end after thoroughly and completely embarrassing ourselves for 90 minutes, then accuse the pro of sabotaging the brakes during the
    pitstop. True story.

    The most important thing for you to understand about spanks is that we
    are customers. Which means that we want to get the most for our money. Virtually nobody will pay to drive around in a last-place car. Virtually nobody will pay to drive a car that turns wicked lap times in the hands
    of a pro with a thousand hours behind its wheel, but which humiliates
    and embarrasses spanks who often get just a single 20-minute practice
    session before each race.

    Worse than all of that, howeverrCoworse than the slow cars, the dangerous cars, the scary cars, and the cars that give us a painful shock when we
    plug our helmet cords into the ungrounded radiorCois the car that breaks. Being a spank can cost real moneyrCowe're talking between $35,000 and
    $75,000 a weekend for driver fees in the GS class of the Michelin Pilot Challenge. Add in flights, hotels, meals, family travel, and motorcoach expensesrCoand, more often than not, a $4200 custom OMP suit with all the logos and a $2000 carbon-fiber helmet. Imagine spending all of that,
    only to find out that the car suffered a major failure during Friday
    practice, or burned up its wiring harness in qualifying. That spank will
    be angry.

    Teams that canrCOt field both of their cars all the way through every pro-racing weekend usually close up shop in a big hurry. This isnrCOt bargain-basement endurance racing, where fixing the thing is part of the
    fun. This is a situation where an investment banker or surgeon shows up
    with an entourage of ten people to watch him play Steve McQueen at
    LeMans, at a total cost often exceeding $100,000. When everybody shows
    up and there's nothing to watch? That's the fertile soil in which breach-of-control lawsuits grow and flourish.

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    COURTESY JACK BARUTH
    The obvious solution to these problems? Build, and race, a reliable car.
    Which was no trouble in 1995, but todayrCOs street cars are extremely difficult to successfully prep and run. Consider my 2013 Accord, which I
    ran in World Challenge last year and might run in SRO TC America this
    year. It was converted inside a Honda factory by Honda employees who had access to every single bit of information ever created during the carrCOs conception and designrCobut the dashboard still looks like a Christmas
    tree and it will occasionally just turn off and require a full reboot,
    like a Windows 95 computer. And thatrCOs a $31,000 family car. How much tougher is it to build a racer out of a $250,000 exotic?

    While the spanks and their teams have been wrestling with cars that turn
    off for no reason and lose their ABS in the middle of wet races, the sanctioning bodies have been contemplating a different issue: how to
    equalize, regulate, and penalize cars that are built one at a time in
    small shops across the country. As counterintuitive as this sounds, the various pro series donrCOt really have a lot of time to scrutinize each competitor every single weekend. ItrCOs not like they use a NASCAR
    template on my Honda. I could have built the whole thing in 13/14ths
    scale and theyrCOd probably never catch me. Something needed to change.

    Which is how I found myself standing in the paddock at the Roar,
    mourning the recently-deceased ST class of converted street cars. ItrCOs
    been replaced by TCR, which is a fully-homologated class of
    factory-built race cars designed to resemble each other more than they resemble the street cars on which they're nominally based. At the same
    time, the cars in the GS class, which used to a be a strange brew of
    factory racers like the Ford FR500 and home-builds from established race shops, now draws exclusively from factory-built FIA GT4-class racers
    assembled by McLaren, Audi, Ford and other major players.

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    LISA LINKE/PORSCHE
    If you go to an IMSA race this year, you wonrCOt find any converted street cars. If you attend one of the SRO races, like the Blancpain GT series, yourCOll note that pretty much every racer in the paddock is campaigning a factory-built car. ThererCOs a reason for this: nearly everybody loves
    this new system. The factories like selling the cars, the teams love the reduced maintenance, and the pros like the relatively benign nature of customer-focused equipment like the Mustang GT4 and McLaren 570GT4.

    Most importantly, the spanks love it. They love knowing that they are
    going to get solid value for their money. They love knowing that they
    have a fighting chance against the rest of the field, since the cars in
    each class are equalized at the factory. And they love the fact that
    they will probably never spend a weekend staring at the backs of their
    hands because some hand-fabricated motor mount exploded and the tech who
    built it quit the team six months ago.

    I canrCOt argue with any of the above. And I can attest that itrCOs
    virtually impossible for a one-off converted street car like my Honda to compete on equal terms with factory-built racers like the ones made by
    BMW or Porsche. But I think we will all be worse off when the last
    home-brew racer disappears from professional competition. It will mark
    yet another progression in our despicable cultural slouch from "do-it-yourself" to "one-click shopping." TomorrowrCOs race mechanics,
    like todayrCOs dealership mechanics, will largely focus on reading a diagnostic screen and swapping some parts. When the TC America class
    closes up shop in 2021, it will mark the end of shop-built or home-built
    pro racing in the United States. Trust me, and your brain, on this one:
    you might not notice right away, but yourCOll eventually miss it when itrCOs gone.
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