• My Exercise In Misery Watching "Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story"

    From Ubiquitous@weberm@polaris.net to rec.arts.tv on Wed Sep 30 04:30:44 2026
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    It was somewhere in the middle of the second episode, when the scheming bisexual maid dyed her hair purple and casually administered a medical abortion, that I realized oMonster: The Lizzie Borden Storyo is not
    just bad but the worst television show ever. It was atrociously
    written, with mediocre acting and a downright disgusting sensibility,
    but that specific moment cemented its complete artistic and moral rot.
    The show has next to no entertaining quality, and the evil it emanates
    is hard to overstate.

    The series is wildly unpleasant throughout, its tone oscillating
    between disgusting and fetishistic. Anything gory or gross that can be
    shown is,often undercutting the tension or character development for a
    cheap gross-out shock.

    In episode one, the fatherAs defining moment sees him selling a coffin
    to a grieving family, promising dignity in death, only to chop the
    manAs legs off at the shins in order to make him fit. Rather than
    experience character development, the camera zooms in on the cross-
    section of the leg, leaving the gore, not the development, as the
    lingering image.

    When the series isnAt trying to nauseate anyone who watches, the camera
    plays voyeur, sharing more than IAd like to know about the
    predilections of the writer, director, or both. Sexuality remains as
    nasty as the rest of the series, exploitative or shock-reliant. All men
    are presented as boorish at best and more often predatory, an odd
    oman-bado perspective where the killers are women. Lesbianism doesnAt
    fare much better, as the show highlights perversions as part of its
    broader commitment to unpleasantness.

    The Aileen Wuornos diversions had potential to provide interesting
    parallels between the killers, but sheAs used for little more than
    off-putting graphic sex scenes, some surface-level feminist posturing,
    and playing into the showAs fetishistic romanticization of Lizzie. Her inclusion added nothing of value and took needed time that couldAve
    been spent fleshing out the central murderer.

    The shoehorned feminism is particularly galling in the final episode,
    where Lizzie Borden and her lesbian co-conspirator are presented as suffragettes, an entirely fabricated effort to further drive sympathy
    to this axe murderer.

    The dialogue is so abysmal it strains credulity. The characters bluntly
    state every thought that passes through their heads, absent any art or subtlety. The acting, as such, is neither a point for nor against the
    series.

    Star Ella Beatty is barely adequate as the eponymous murderer. Her
    performance is one-note, either wide-eyed and cloying or blood-soaked
    and aroused in a murderous frenzy. In BeattyAs defense, the script
    gives her nothing to work with, but she brings nothing beyond the
    surface to the material.

    Vicky Krieps, the aforementioned bisexual maid Brigitte oMaggieo
    Sullivan, sleepwalks her way through a dull performance. SheAs meant to
    be the seductive, modern force of chaos that lures Lizzie to the dark
    side, but between her boring performance and utter lack of chemistry
    with Beatty, itAs hard to imagine her compelling a kiss, much less
    multiple murders. The gimmick of changing her hair color each episode
    is an off-putting anachronism, and unflatteringly brings to mind the
    far better-written and better-acted Ramona Flowers and Clementine.

    As LizzieAs wicked stepmother, Mrs. Borden, Rebecca Hall tries her best
    to inject some life into this abominable script, leaning into a campy, over-the-top sensibility. But with dialogue so cartoonishly evil it
    would make CinderellaAs stepmother balk at the wanton cruelty, Hall can
    only do so much. One wishes the show was as fun to watch as it clearly
    was for Hall to create.

    Charlie Hunnam, whose performance was among the only bright spots of
    the previous oMonstero entry featuring Ed Gein, is similarly lackluster
    as Lizzie BordenAs father.

    Jessica BardenAs recurring turn as Nance OANeil, a delightfully
    melodramatic actress with a mean-girl streak, provides some of the only enjoyment in this abject failure of a series. BardenAs charm and screen presence, along with an actual character to play and limited screen
    time, make her character fun to watch.

    The showAs one unqualified strength is its production design, which is impeccable. The costumes are beautiful, feeling historically grounded
    and lived-in u clothes these people would plausibly select and wear.
    The sets and furniture are lovely, with the Borden house a well-
    constructed ecosystem for the story. This gorgeous world deserves a better-written show.

    The wild ahistorical nature of the series means viewers will not walk
    away knowing much about the real Lizzie Borden, but I felt I learned
    little even about this fictionalized version. The series is so shallow
    in its depiction of the eponymous woman beyond a mean stepmother and
    absent father and general anti-male sentiments that any deeper
    exploration of her psyche or what drove a seemingly sweet young woman
    to brutal murder is ignored in favor of shock and exploitation.

    Watch anything else instead.
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