• [NEWS] Knight Rider's KITT gets a speeding ticket ...

    From Your Name@YourName@YourISP.com to rec.arts.tv, alt.tv.knight-rider on Sat May 16 18:48:49 2026
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    ... while parked in a museum in a different US state!


    KITT Gets Speeding Ticket In NYC While On Display In Illinois Museum
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    Many of us who grew up at a certain time fondly remember KITT, the
    black Pontiac Trans Am from "Knight Rider" with a snarky attitude
    and a plethora of crime-fighting gadgets. Yet somehow, KITT has
    turbo boosted out of the TV screen and received an automated
    speeding ticket in a New York City school zone, reportsaABC 10 News.
    This would be quite a trick, since the car that received the ticket
    has an airtight alibi. It is currently on display at a museum in
    Illinois, and has been for several years.

    Photo of speeding ticket:
    <https://www.jalopnik.com/img/uploads/embed/it-e27tz6-1778687895.jpg>

    A speed camera captured a black Pontiac Trans Am with the California
    license plate "KNIGHT" on Ocean Parkway, allegedly driving 36 mph in
    a 25 zone. We're not disputing the speed, but this is obviously a
    fictitious plate in multiple senses of the word. As the saying goes,
    "To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer"
    (though KITT may disagree). Since the Foundation for Law and
    Government is also fictitious, the logical course of action would be
    to send the ticket to whoever has this license plate in real life,
    regardless of what type of vehicle it's on.

    It belongs in a museum
    Instead, NYC sent the speeding ticket to Volo Auto Sales in Volo,
    Illinois. This company operates not only a collector car dealer, but
    also a theme park featuring a Jurassic Park adventure, a Titanic
    experience, and a car museum, with a KITT replica in the collection.a
    It's also not like the Volo Museum is the only place you can see KITT.
    I've sat in another replica at the Celebrity Car Museum in Branson,
    Missouri, and seen a screen-used KITT at the Petersen Museum in
    Los Angeles. How and why the NYC system chose to send the ticket to
    Volo is a mystery. With accuracy like this, it's no wonder that over
    40 percent of NYC speed camera tickets get thrown out.

    Still, I can imagine a fantasy world where the KITT on display at the
    Volo Museum is really the genuine article hidden in plain sight.
    Iadon't mean a screen-used KITT. I mean a real life Knight Industries
    Two Thousand. Perhaps he left the museum and hit Super Pursuit Mode to
    New York on a secret mission, completed it, then sped back to the
    museum before anyone noticed.a

    Except there's no way that fantasy could be true. The real KITT would
    be smart enough to detect and microjam the speed camera to prevent it
    from taking the incriminating pictures in the first place. Plus, his
    prime directive to preserve human life would have stopped him from
    speeding in a school zone in the first place.



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  • From Mars Sellus@zed@is.dead to rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.knight-rider,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh on Sun May 17 15:52:51 2026
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    Your Name wrote:



    ... while parked in a museum in a different US state!


    KITT Gets Speeding Ticket In NYC While On Display In Illinois Museum
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Many of us who grew up at a certain time fondly remember KITT, the
    black Pontiac Trans Am from "Knight Rider" with a snarky attitude
    and a plethora of crime-fighting gadgets. Yet somehow, KITT has
    turbo boosted out of the TV screen and received an automated
    speeding ticket in a New York City school zone, reportsaABC 10 News.
    This would be quite a trick, since the car that received the ticket
    has an airtight alibi. It is currently on display at a museum in
    Illinois, and has been for several years.

    Photo of speeding ticket:
    <https://www.jalopnik.com/img/uploads/embed/it-e27tz6-1778687895.jpg>

    A speed camera captured a black Pontiac Trans Am with the California
    license plate "KNIGHT" on Ocean Parkway, allegedly driving 36 mph in
    a 25 zone. We're not disputing the speed, but this is obviously a
    fictitious plate in multiple senses of the word. As the saying goes,
    "To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer"
    (though KITT may disagree). Since the Foundation for Law and
    Government is also fictitious, the logical course of action would be
    to send the ticket to whoever has this license plate in real life,
    regardless of what type of vehicle it's on.

    It belongs in a museum
    Instead, NYC sent the speeding ticket to Volo Auto Sales in Volo,
    Illinois. This company operates not only a collector car dealer, but
    also a theme park featuring a Jurassic Park adventure, a Titanic
    experience, and a car museum, with a KITT replica in the collection.a
    It's also not like the Volo Museum is the only place you can see
    KITT. I've sat in another replica at the Celebrity Car Museum in
    Branson, Missouri, and seen a screen-used KITT at the Petersen Museum
    in Los Angeles. How and why the NYC system chose to send the ticket
    to Volo is a mystery. With accuracy like this, it's no wonder that
    over 40 percent of NYC speed camera tickets get thrown out.

    Still, I can imagine a fantasy world where the KITT on display at the
    Volo Museum is really the genuine article hidden in plain sight.
    Iadon't mean a screen-used KITT. I mean a real life Knight Industries
    Two Thousand. Perhaps he left the museum and hit Super Pursuit Mode
    to New York on a secret mission, completed it, then sped back to the
    museum before anyone noticed.a

    Except there's no way that fantasy could be true. The real KITT would
    be smart enough to detect and microjam the speed camera to prevent it
    from taking the incriminating pictures in the first place. Plus, his
    prime directive to preserve human life would have stopped him from
    speeding in a school zone in the first place.



    <https://www.jalopnik.com/2172279/kitt-speeding-ticket-nyc-illinois-museum








    They say that KITT's 8 track player was frequently faulty and though
    William Daniels did the voice in the original series, Val Kilmer saved the
    day in 2008.
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