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  • Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Seven

    From Bruce@Bruce@guffaw.noneya to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,alt.asshole.binky on Wed Aug 12 10:05:57 2026
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    HarryLime wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey >>>>>>>> aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
    [snip]


    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN >>>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
    - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey >>>>>>> aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



    Will's having been the recipient of The a**hole Merit Badge
    (numerous times) is a matter of record.

    His Perky is a matter of record as well.

    That makes this particular folklore item 100% historically accurate. >>>>>


    The a**hole Merit Badge is a testament to the significance of Will
    Donkey's role in A.A.P.C. folklore.-a To have one's face
    incorporated into the design of such an award proves just how
    recognizable Will's face and reputation are to A.A.P.C. members.

    It should also be noted that several different variations of the
    a**hole Merit Badge exist, all featuring the image of Will Dockery, >>>>> and designed by at least two A.A.P.C. members.



    A third variation of the a**hole Merit Badge boast an image of
    Will's famous "snaggletoof."



    A recent a**hole Merit Badge features a person named "Binky" who has
    been cross-posting to A.A.P.C. from the Dr. Who group.-a Will Donkey
    may be in danger of losing his iconic status as the Usenet's biggest
    Ass.



    Binky appears to be the latest recruit to Team Donkey.-a Although he
    hasn't been around here long enough for any folklore to have grown up
    about him, the odds of his becoming a part of it a few years down the
    road, are looking pretty good.




    As with all of Team Donkey's recruits, Binky was brought in from another Usenet group (in this case, one for Dr. Who fans), and has no interest
    in poetry.


    You nailed it, HarryLime, but that doesn't stop Dockery
    from slurping the fuckwit.
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