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HarryLime wrote:

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime)
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HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

George J. Dance wrote:

MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]


DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
"A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



The Ahmos Zu-Bolton incident has been reconstructed as accurately
from all the available sources: Will's posts, his high school
yearbook, the school magazine, and from Internet bios on Zu-bolton.



The Zu-Bolton folklore is complicated by the fact that Will
Dockery's memories don't match up with what evidence is known to
exist. Zu-Bolton was not, as Will claims, the poet-in-residence at
Carver High. He was the Visiting Writer-in-residence at the
University of Missouri. As a part of the Visiting Writer program,
Zu-Bolton would travel to various schools in the region, and sit in
on one or two of their English classes.

Apparently, Will's teacher, Dan Barfield, introduced Zu-Bolton to
the class using his University of Missouri title, and Will mistook
him to mean that he was the "Poet-in-Residence" at Carver high. As
previously, no mention of Zu-Bolton appears in the Carver yearbook
of the year he was supposedly there.

Will later expanded his story to include such tidbits as Zu-Bolton
and Barfield having served together in Vietnam, and how he (Will)
would often join the two of them on their nightly carousals of the
local bars.

Apart from Will Dockery's stories, there is no evidence to back any
of this up.




Will Donkey once claimed that he'd paid his literary dues by having
worked on his high school poetry magazine. Need one say more?


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It's so stupid, it just has to be completely true.

--
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa

According to Donkey's poems, his life at that time was pretty much
one long drug trip, so who knows how much was real.

I will say that the story's so stupid, I've no doubt that the Donkey
believes it.

But what the Donkey believes and what actually happened are often two
very different things.

Alas, Will Donkey's life peaked in the 25 years he spent in elementary
and high school. He learned not a thing during those years, but he
has fantasies and tizzies about them. He is frequently in a "comma."

Let's not forget the hissy fits when the Drama Queen of AAPC isn't the
center of everything.

Reality to Dreckweasel: "Unending DouchebagDrama(tm) chases people away
and you still think Benders is his friend. How fucking stupid are you,
you delusional simpleton?"

Even Binky is smarter than that.
--
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from The One True Melissa
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