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In the Letters Page Dimension, Letters Page Man is holding a printout of
the RACC mailing list - but all the letters are floating away, into the
mouth of the Letterhack! Behind him, the members of the Arthur Spitzer
Revenge Squad (So-Lame-Even-Saxon-Brenton-Wouldn't-Use-Him-In-a-Story
Lad, The-Villain-That-Would-Have-Appeared-In-JONG-#7-If-The-Writer-Had- Bothered-to-Write-That-Far, Namer Boy, and Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur- Spitzer's-Stuff Lad) are jeering and shaking their fists!

LETTERS PAGE MAN: All of Arthur's posts are vanishing from the mailing
list-- but how!?

THE LETTERHACK: [inbetween gross chewing noises] Today, Arthur Spitzer-- tomorrow, the world!!

[CAPTION: When posts go missing, is it the laziness of corporations or a personal grudge!? Read-- SPITZER IT OUT ALREADY!]

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Note: Letters Page Man shows up only in a few early issues of Limp-
Asparagus Lad. NO REGRETS, BABY

Drew "but lots of regrets if I can't see Arthur's posts" Nilium
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From: Drew

In the Letters Page Dimension, Letters Page Man is holding a printout of
the RACC mailing list - but all the letters are floating away, into the
mouth of the Letterhack! Behind him, the members of the Arthur Spitzer >Revenge Squad (So-Lame-Even-Saxon-Brenton-Wouldn't-Use-Him-In-a-Story
Lad, The-Villain-That-Would-Have-Appeared-In-JONG-#7-If-The-Writer-Had- >Bothered-to-Write-That-Far, Namer Boy, and Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur- >Spitzer's-Stuff Lad) are jeering and shaking their fists!

Wonder why So-Lame-Even-Saxon-Brenton-Wouldn't-Use-Him-In-a-Story Lad has a grudge against me? Maybe because I created him? Well okay, that's
probably the reason.


Also not sure if this is the real
Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-Spitzer's-Stuff Lad since he doesn't seem to be sipping a Pina Colada.

Arthur "An imposter?" Spitzer

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On Thu, May 14, 2026 at 6:31rC>PM Arthur Spitzer via racc <racc@lists.eyrie.org> wrote:
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Wonder why So-Lame-Even-Saxon-Brenton-Wouldn't-Use-Him-In-a-Story Lad has a grudge against me? Maybe because I created him? Well okay, that's probably the reason.

That sounds right, or at least because you named him that. X> But
then, maybe he should be angry at Namer Boy instead...

Also not sure if this is the real Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-Spitzer's-Stuff Lad since he doesn't seem to be sipping a Pina Colada.

Arthur "An imposter?" Spitzer

Oh shit! He's out to ruin the good name of Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-Spitzer's-Stuff Lad! :o
Drew "NCGIASS Lad: Threat or Menace?" Nilium
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