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[Cover: We see a large screen that has Arthur Spitzer's big head on it in
the LNH Big Screen Room. A word balloon coming out of Arthur's mouth says, 'Sorry, guys. I'm All Out of Jokes. So, can't really do this whole LNH
thing anymore. Bye!'

Down below the screen a number of members of the Legion of Net.Heroes, receptionists, kiwis, oozelfinches, mimes, and so on are deeply upset by
this news -- some weeping exorbitantly at the this horrible, horrible
extremely sad news (except for Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-Spitzer's-Stuff
Lad who just kind of shrugs as he calmly sips away on a Pina Colada).

At the bottom of the page in large bold letters is: 'THE DAY ARTHUR
SPITZER RAN OUT OF JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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Writer's Note: :)

Arthur "No Jokes..." Spitzer

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On Tue, May 12, 2026 at 10:44rC>PM Arthur Spitzer <arspitzer2@gmail.com> wrote:

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yessssss, YESSSSS

[Cover: We see a large screen that has Arthur Spitzer's big head on it in the LNH Big Screen Room. A word balloon coming out of Arthur's mouth says, 'Sorry, guys. I'm All Out of Jokes. So, can't really do this whole LNH thing anymore. Bye!'

Down below the screen a number of members of the Legion of Net.Heroes, receptionists, kiwis, oozelfinches, mimes, and so on are deeply upset by this news -- some weeping exorbitantly at the this horrible, horrible extremely sad news (except for Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-Spitzer's-Stuff Lad who just kind of shrugs as he calmly sips away on a Pina Colada).

At the bottom of the page in large bold letters is: 'THE DAY ARTHUR SPITZER RAN OUT OF JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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THE DOOMSDAY PROPHECY IS ALMOST COMPLETE
Drew "so many jokes" Nilium
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From: Drew

THE DOOMSDAY PROPHECY IS ALMOST COMPLETE

Drew "so many jokes" Nilium

Finding comedic value in that fact that
nothing is funny anymore!

Arthur "Oh this Bleak, Bleak World.." Spitzer

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