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And we're back in the past and can check the eyrie archive
once again.
Here's where you can find this and more LNH Series
Action!:
https://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Series/LNH/
And it's LNH v1 #33 by Martin Phipps!
Will the 'Woody Scandal' ruin another
night for Deja Dude?! Will Captain
Cleanup have to clean up another
Cannon Fodder Squashing?!! And is it
time for Useless-Background-Character Lad
to be stuck in the background once again?!!!
Find out in...
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ADVENTURES #407
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LNH v1 #33
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The Legion of Net.Heroes #33 -- A Typical Day
6:00 AM. Late Night Man and the Incredible Unsleeping Man are in the Monitoring Room. Late Night Man yawns. The Incredibkle Unsleeping
Man speaks.
"Look, Late Night, you'd better go to bed. I can handle things 'til Multi-Task gets here."
"Yeeeah, OK. Thanks."
7:00 AM. Deja Dude wakes up ... alone. He sits up and sighs.
"That damn 'Woody Scandal' pretty much ruined things for all of us."
He shrugged his shoulders. "Well, better get up. Never know ... might
have to save the world today."
8:30 AM. In the Cafeteria are Cheesecake-Eater Lad, Amorphous Lad,
The Mimic, Bad-Timing Boy, Bizarre Boy, Browing Boy, Grammar Lad,
Inacoustic Kid, List Lad, Lurker Lad, Netiquette Lad, Nit-Pick Lad,
Nit-Whapper Lad, Procrastination Boy, Punctuality Lad, Super-Apathy Lad,
Token Girl, Typo Lad and Useless-Background-Character Lad (in the
background).
"So, what's for breakfast?" BTB asked CEE.
"Cheesecake!"
"What? AGAIN?!"
9:55 AM. Cannon Fodder is in the Peril Room. Parking Karma Kid is
in is control room.
"Are you sure you want to run THAT program?" PKK asked.
"Sure," Cannon Fodder replied. "Look, UN's been training us for
some time now, right?"
PKK shrugged. "OK."
A large, hulking robot appears from out of the Peril Room wall. Cannon
Fodder sees it approaching and tries to anticipate its attack. It
lunges forward. Cannon Fodder tries to get away but isn't fast enough.
SQUASH!
The program over, the robot returns to the wall.
Parking Karma Kid grimaced. "Gee, Cannon Fodder, the day's barely
started and already you've gotten killed."
10:00 AM. Bibliography Boy talks to Old-Comics Man in the Lobby.
"According to the roster I'm retired."
"Yep."
"So what do you want to do today?"
Old-Comics Man shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know, son, what
do *you* want to do today?"
10:05 AM. Doctor Stomper and Captain Clean-Up arrive in the Peril Room.
"Sorry, I couldn't get here sooner," Doctor Stomper said. "Gee,
Cannon Fodder looks pretty bad. I wonder why the safety protocol didn't
work."
Parking Karma Kid sighed. "It must have been overridden in the
program."
Captain Clean-Up shook his head. "Just like Cannon Fodder: always
getting killed."
Noon. In the Cafeteria are Curly and Cheesecake-Eater Lad.
"Where is everybody?" CEE asked.
"Out for pizza."
"Oh." CEE sighed. "So, Curly, want some cheesecake?"
Curly shook his head. "Nah. Got some kitty litter?"
2:00 PM. In Kid Kirby's Lab, Kid Kirby and Bicycle Repair Boy are
working on building a new flying motorcycle.
"Please hand me that graviton rectifier," Kid Kirby requested.
"Sure thing, Gov!" Bicycle Repair Boy replied.
3:30 PM. Doctor Stomper, Organic Lass, Parking Karma Kid and the
newly revived Cannon Fodder are in the Medi-lab.
"There you go, Cannon Fodder, you're good as new," Doctor Stomper
said.
Cannon Fodder smiled. "Thanks, Doc!" He looked at PKK. "Hey,
Park, next time I suggest running Ultimate Ninja's calisthenics
program, stop me, OK?"
Parking Karma Kid smiled and shook his head.
5:00 PM. Cheesecake-Eater Lad is sitting alone in the Cafeteria.
Renegade Programmer enters.
"Hey, this is the cafeteria, right?" Renegade Programmer asked.
"Yeah."
"Food? Do you have any food?"
Cheesecake-Eater Lad gets up and hugs the bewildered Renegade
Programmer.
6:00 PM. Late Night Man enters the Monitoring Room with a cup of
coffee. The Incredible Unsleeping Man and Multi-Tasking Man are
there working.
"What's up?" Late Night Man asked.
"Not much," the Incredible Unsleeping Man answered. "Cannon Fodder
got killed again. Meanwhile, Multi-Task here's been doing his work,
getting high scores on Net.Trek and posting to newsgroups in the
comp hierarchy." He shrugged his shoulders. "Basically, it's been
a typical day."
by Martin Phipps
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Next Week: Something Something LNH!!!!!
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Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer
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the world today."<br><br><br>8:30 AM.=C2=A0 In the Cafeteria are Chee= secake-Eater Lad, Amorphous Lad, <br>The Mimic, Bad-Timing Boy, Bizarre Boy=
, Browing Boy, Grammar Lad, <br>Inacoustic Kid, List Lad, Lurker Lad, Netiq= uette Lad, Nit-Pick Lad, <br>Nit-Whapper Lad, Procrastination Boy, Punctual= ity Lad, Super-Apathy Lad,<br>Token Girl, Typo Lad and Useless-Background-C= haracter Lad (in the<br>background).<br><br>=C2=A0 "So, what's for=
breakfast?" BTB asked CEE.<br>=C2=A0 "Cheesecake!"<br>=C2=
=A0 "What?=C2=A0 AGAIN?!"<br><br><br>9:55 AM.=C2=A0 Cannon Fodder=
is in the Peril Room.=C2=A0 Parking Karma Kid is<br>in is control room.<br= ><br>=C2=A0 "Are you sure you want to run THAT program?" PKK aske= d.<br>=C2=A0 "Sure," Cannon Fodder replied. =C2=A0"Look, UN&= #39;s been training us for<br>some time now, right?"<br>=C2=A0 PKK shr= ugged. =C2=A0"OK."<br><br>A large, hulking robot appears from out=
of the Peril Room wall.=C2=A0 Cannon<br>Fodder sees it approaching and tri=
es to anticipate its attack.=C2=A0 It <br>lunges forward.=C2=A0 Cannon Fodd=
er tries to get away but isn't fast enough.<br><br>SQUASH!<br><br>The p= rogram over, the robot returns to the wall.<br><br>=C2=A0 Parking Karma Kid=
grimaced. =C2=A0"Gee, Cannon Fodder, the day's barely<br>started = and already you've gotten killed."<br><br><br>10:00 AM.=C2=A0 Bibl= iography Boy talks to Old-Comics Man in the Lobby.<br><br>=C2=A0 "Acco= rding to the roster I'm retired."<br>=C2=A0 "Yep."<br>= =C2=A0 "So what do you want to do today?"<br>=C2=A0 Old-Comics Ma=
n shrugged his shoulders. =C2=A0"I don't know, son, what<br>do *yo=
u* want to do today?"<br><br><br>10:05 AM.=C2=A0 Doctor Stomper and Ca= ptain Clean-Up arrive in the Peril Room.<br><br>=C2=A0 "Sorry, I could= n't get here sooner," Doctor Stomper said. =C2=A0"Gee,<br>Can= non Fodder looks pretty bad.=C2=A0 I wonder why the safety protocol didn= 9;t<br>work."<br>=C2=A0 Parking Karma Kid sighed. =C2=A0"It must = have been overridden in the <br>program."<br>=C2=A0 Captain Clean-Up s= hook his head. =C2=A0"Just like Cannon Fodder: always<br>getting kille= d."<br><br><br>Noon.=C2=A0 In the Cafeteria are Curly and Cheesecake-E= ater Lad.<br><br>=C2=A0 "Where is everybody?" CEE asked.<br>=C2=
=A0 "Out for pizza."<br>=C2=A0 "Oh." =C2=A0CEE sighed. = =C2=A0"So, Curly, want some cheesecake?"<br>=C2=A0 Curly shook hi=
s head. =C2=A0"Nah.=C2=A0 Got some kitty litter?"<br><br><br>2:00=
PM.=C2=A0 In Kid Kirby's Lab, Kid Kirby and Bicycle Repair Boy are<br>= working on building a new flying motorcycle.<br><br>=C2=A0 "Please han=
d me that graviton rectifier," Kid Kirby requested.<br>=C2=A0 "Su=
re thing, Gov!" Bicycle Repair Boy replied.<br><br><br>3:30 PM.=C2=A0 = Doctor Stomper, Organic Lass, Parking Karma Kid and the<br>newly revived Ca= nnon Fodder are in the Medi-lab.<br><br>=C2=A0 "There you go, Cannon F= odder, you're good as new," Doctor Stomper<br>said.<br>=C2=A0 Cann=
on Fodder smiled. =C2=A0"Thanks, Doc!" =C2=A0He looked at PKK. = =C2=A0"Hey,<br>Park, next time I suggest running Ultimate Ninja's = calisthenics <br>program, stop me, OK?"<br>=C2=A0 Parking Karma Kid sm= iled and shook his head.<br><br><br>5:00 PM.=C2=A0 Cheesecake-Eater Lad is = sitting alone in the Cafeteria.<br>Renegade Programmer enters.<br><br>=C2=
=A0 "Hey, this is the cafeteria, right?" Renegade Programmer aske= d.<br>=C2=A0 "Yeah."<br>=C2=A0 "Food?=C2=A0 Do you have any = food?"<br><br>Cheesecake-Eater Lad gets up and hugs the bewildered Ren= egade <br>Programmer.<br><br><br>6:00 PM.=C2=A0 Late Night Man enters the M= onitoring Room with a cup of <br>coffee.=C2=A0 The Incredible Unsleeping Ma=
n and Multi-Tasking Man are<br>there working.<br><br>=C2=A0 "What'=
s up?" Late Night Man asked.<br>=C2=A0 "Not much," the Incre= dible Unsleeping Man answered. =C2=A0"Cannon Fodder<br>got killed agai= n.=C2=A0 Meanwhile, Multi-Task here's been doing his work,<br>getting h= igh scores on Net.Trek and posting to newsgroups in the<br>comp hierarchy.&= quot; =C2=A0He shrugged his shoulders. =C2=A0"Basically, it's been= <br>a typical day."<br><br><br>by Martin Phipps<br><br><br><br><br><br= >=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D<br><br>Next Week: =C2=A0Something Something=
LNH!!!!!<br><br>=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D<br><br>Arthur "Same Cl= assic Channel.=C2=A0 But Same Time?=C2=A0 Probably not." Spitzer <br><= /div>
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