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LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #404: Incendiary Between Panels

From Arthur Spitzer@arspitzer2@gmail.com to rec.arts.comics.creative on Sun Feb 15 21:03:55 2026

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And we're back in the past and can check the eyrie archive
once again.

Here's where you can find this and more Ultimate Ninja
Action! (Had a bit of trouble finding this one because
I thought it would be somewhere else besides the
Ultimate Ninja folder, but no -- it was in the Ultimate
Ninja Folder):

https://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Series/Ultimate.Ninja/

And it's Ultimate Ninja #10 add-on (which, yes, should've
probably attached this one to the last issue, but here
it is instead) by Steve Hutchison (creator of The
Invisible Incendiary)!

Is it finally time to find out who keeps the LNH's
heating bill reasonable?!!!

Possibly!

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ADVENTURES #404

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Incendiary Between Panels
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From: hutch@ibeam.intel.com (Steve Hutchison)
Subject: LNH:Incendiary Between Panels: Re: Ult. Ninja #10

sl859@cc.usu.edu (how do you spell "split personality") writes:

[The long-awaited humiliation of the Ultimate Ninja as he discovers
that Net.Heroes will NOT be denied their caffiene, especially for
the dubious pleasure of (ugh) lime and banana slurpees...]

<John Byrne style white-panel, with caption: "Inside the LNH Furnace">

Red-tinted voice bubble from inside:
"Now maybe he'll pay attention... NAH!"

<Second John Byrne style white-panel>

Voice bubble: "Hm. I wonder if the party started yet..."

The party roared into action. EVERYONE that was EVERYONE was there!
Ultimate Ninja came in his ceremonial dressy Ninja suit, which looked much >better than the carbonated cola outfit he had been wearing earlier. UN was >amazed at the turnout. Even some of the more obscure characters were

there.

Ultimate Ninja walked to the front of the assembly hall and onto a
makeshift podium that Pocket man had found in a pocket somehow.

[He makes a somewhat sappy speech, only slightly incoherent.]

Then raising a glass of slurpee to the air he shouted.

"LONG LIVE THE LNH!" a burst of excitementfilled the room as the entire
group joined in cheers. "NOW LET's Eat!"

<Ultimate Ninja's room, after the party...>

`Hello, again, grasshopper.' <The voice is in the familiar
slightly colored word bubble used in past.>

"What? You again? When will you show yourself you faceless fiend?"

`Really, UN. You call yourself a ninja, how long have you been
practicing the ancient arts of invisibility?'

"What? You know ... But of course, you must be a ninja yourself."

`Ha! Hardly. Just someone who's seen power-crazed maniacs like
you come and go dozens of times.'

"Ah so. You are either Old Comics Man, or ... Of course. YOU."

`Ah so? You've GOT to be kidding. You want PC Person to come
interrupt our conversation?'

<closeup: The ninja's eyes widen, the only part of his face
visible in his formal dress ninja-suit.>

"So, Incendiary. Tell me why you filled my room with... this
substance..." <he points to thirteen tons of canned soda>

`Because, I, unlike you, have got a clue, man. The LNH is made
up of people, and I use the term loosely, who REQUIRE their
caffienated beverages. Your alleged leadership ability has
so far consisted of intimidating the other characters, in your
own books, or being portrayed as an arrogant ass, in other
people's books. You can of course make your own decisions
about what to do to rectify this situation, assuming of course
that you're able to tell that it needs to be rectified.'

<Closeup on Ninja, eyes narrowing, a macho stoic expression
concealed by his ninjamask. >

"You use the power of the concealed flame on your own leader?"

`Sigh. Look, I'll support you as much as any of these guys.
Maybe more. Just don't expect me to applaud your stupid
and high-handed decisions. And don't expect me to drink
that insipid stuff you put in the Slurpee machine. Either
put a certain four-letter cola beverage in one side, or I
will continue to ensure that we get sufficient of our beverages
of choice, through your own (ahem) good offices.'

<Ninja winces, realizing that he has been ... punned.>

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Next Week: Something Something LNH!!!!!

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Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer

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eyes narrowing, a macho stoic expression =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0 concealed=
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=A0 Look, I'll support you as much as any of these guys. =C2=A0 =C2=
=A0 =C2=A0Maybe more.=C2=A0 Just don't expect me to applaud your stupid= =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0and high-handed decisions.=C2=A0 And don't expe=
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cola beverage in one side, or I =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0will continue to en= sure that we get sufficient of our beverages =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0of choi= ce, through your own (ahem) good offices.' =C2=A0 =C2=A0 <Nin=
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