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LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #402: LNH v1 #32

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And we're back in the past and can check the eyrie archive
once again.

Here's where you can find this and more LNH Series
Action!:

https://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Series/LNH/

And it's LNH v1 #32 by Martin Phipps!

Is Kate Bush okay?! Are those bandages really
enough protection for all that radiation
emitting from Radioactive Dudes body?!!
And where has Pocket Man been?!! (I mean
obviously not reading The Death of Lost
Cause Boy...)!!!!

Find out in...

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ADVENTURES #402

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LNH v1 #32
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The Legion of Net.Heroes #32 -- And Now ... RADIOACTIVE DUDE!

Ultimate Ninja arrives in the Lobby of Legion Headquarters (this story
takes place after Jungle Cheesecake --MFP).

"Are there any messages for me?" UN asked the receptionist.
"No but there's someone here to see you," the receptionist replied
pointing towards the Ballroom.

A hulking figure who's body is completely covered in bandages gets up
and moves towards Ultimate Ninja.

"And who are you?" Ultimate Ninja asked.
"I am ... RADIOACTIVE DUDE."

In the Cafeteria, Bad-Timing Boy speaks to Master Roster Man. Useless-Backgound-Character Lad is in the background.

"Kate Bush, huh? She's OK, I guess."

Ultimate Ninja's voice is heard coming from the speakers: "All
available Legionaires report to the central command centre!" BTB
and MRM make there way there. They find assorted Legionaires
sitting around the conference table. In the background is

"RADIOACTIVE DUDE!" shouted Bad-Timing Boy. "Have you people
gone nuts?! That guy's a killer!"
"No," replied Deja Dude, "he's reformed."
"But --"
"And if you're worried about radiation," began Doctor Stomper,
"it is my understanding that the bandages that cover his body will
contain the radiation and protect us from harm."
"Besides," began Ultimate Ninja, "with Lost Cause Boy and Continuity
Champ dead and Plot King in another newsgroup, his raw strength could
come in handy."
"Lost Cause Boy is dead?" asked Pocket Man.
"Yeah," replied Sarcastic Lad, "where have you been?"
Bad-Timing Boy could hardly believe what he was hearing. "Let me
get this straight ... you want HIM to join the Legion?"
Occultism Kid sighed. "Look BTB, we're supposed to be heroes. We
have to give him a chance."
Ultimate Ninja nodded. "Even so, I won't have him join if the
majority of Legionaires here are against the idea."
Super-Apathy Lad sighed. "So what now? Another vote?"
Ultimate Ninja nodded. "If it goes anything like the Elvis Man vote
did, I don't think we need go to too much trouble: we can just have a
show of hands: all those in favour of Radioactive Dude becoming a
Legionaire raise their hand!"

An overwhelming majority of Legionaires vote in favour of Radioactive
Man becoming a Legionaire.

"I hope we don't come to regret this," said Procrastination Boy.
Deja Dude smiled. "Don't worry. I think Radioactive Dude will
work out fine as a Legionaire. For starters, he can be a friend for
Curly; they could work out together in the Peril Room, say."

Radioactive Dude and Curly both nod in approval. Sure enough, the
scene changes to that of the Peril Room control room. A caption
indicates that it is indeed "later". Polictically Correct Person,
Sarcastic Lad, Deja Dude and Ultimate Ninja look down into the
Peril Room in which Radioactive Dude and Curly are about to do
battle.

"I formally protest the gratuitous violence that is inherent to
these Peril Room scenes," complained Politically Correct Person.
"Gee," began Sarcastic Lad, "maybe we should have them play chess
instead."

It turns out that Radioactive Dude and Curly are well matched: whereas Radioactive Dude is the stonger of the two, Curly is more agile.
Unfortunately, Radioactive Dude, in his frustration, soon forgets that
it is just an exercise. He knocks Curly to the ground and proceeds
to beat him to the point where Curly is even more senseless than usual.

"Looks like Curly's getting quite a pounding," noted Sarcastic Lad.
"I knew it! I knew it!" declared Politically Correct Person.
"We'd better stop this," suggested Deja Dude.
Ultimate Ninja nodded. "Let's go."

Ultimate Ninja and Deja Dude make their way down the stairwell and
through the Peril Room entrance. Ultmiate Ninja draws his Ginsu
Katana Blade and points it at Radioactive Dude.

"BACK OFF! NOW!"
"STOP IT!"

Radioactive Dude regains his senses. Realising that he has behaved
badly, he proceeds to the corner of the Peril Room. Ultimate Ninja
puts his blade away. Deja Dude checks on Curly.

"Curly, are you alright?"
Curly nodded. "Yeah. He hit me in the head. That's all."
Radioactive Dude stood in the corner and thought to himself:
"Now I've done it. It's bad enough I didn't tell them the REAL
reason why I wanted to join the Legion, namely to use their records
to try to learn the identity of the man who tried to kill me. I
suppose I could just tell them that, ask for their help. NO! I
must find out for myself and when I do I will hunt him down and
KILL HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS!" His hands form fists and his eyes
glowed.

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Next Week: Something Something LNH!!!!!

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Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer

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reformed." =C2=A0 "But --" =C2=A0 "And if you&#3= 9;re worried about radiation," began Doctor Stomper, "it is my=
understanding that the bandages that cover his body will contain the ra= diation and protect us from harm." =C2=A0 "Besides," bega=
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d Plot King in another newsgroup, his raw strength could come in handy.&= quot; =C2=A0 "Lost Cause Boy is dead?" asked Pocket Man. = =C2=A0 "Yeah," replied Sarcastic Lad, "where have you been?&= quot; =C2=A0 Bad-Timing Boy could hardly believe what he was hearing. = =C2=A0"Let me get this straight ... you want HIM to join the Legion= ?" =C2=A0 Occultism Kid sighed. =C2=A0"Look BTB, we're sup= posed to be heroes.=C2=A0 We have to give him a chance." =C2=A0=
Ultimate Ninja nodded. =C2=A0"Even so, I won't have him join if t= he majority of Legionaires here are against the idea." =C2=A0 Su= per-Apathy Lad sighed. =C2=A0"So what now?=C2=A0 Another vote?"<b= r>=C2=A0 Ultimate Ninja nodded. =C2=A0"If it goes anything like the El= vis Man vote did, I don't think we need go to too much trouble: we = can just have a show of hands: all those in favour of Radioactive Dude = becoming a Legionaire raise their hand!" An overwhelming ma= jority of Legionaires vote in favour of Radioactive Man becoming a Legio= naire. =C2=A0 "I hope we don't come to regret this," s= aid Procrastination Boy. =C2=A0 Deja Dude smiled. =C2=A0"Don't = worry.=C2=A0 I think Radioactive Dude will work out fine as a Legionaire= .=C2=A0 For starters, he can be a friend for Curly; they could work out = together in the Peril Room, say." Radioactive Dude and Curly bo=
th nod in approval.=C2=A0 Sure enough, the scene changes to that of the = Peril Room control room.=C2=A0 A caption indicates that it is indeed &qu= ot;later".=C2=A0 Polictically Correct Person, Sarcastic Lad, Deja D= ude and Ultimate Ninja look down into the Peril Room in which Radioactiv=
e Dude and Curly are about to do battle. =C2=A0 "I formally = protest the gratuitous violence that is inherent to these Peril Room sce= nes," complained Politically Correct Person. =C2=A0 "Gee,&quot=
; began Sarcastic Lad, "maybe we should have them play chess instea= d." It turns out that Radioactive Dude and Curly are well match= ed: whereas Radioactive Dude is the stonger of the two, Curly is more ag= ile. Unfortunately, Radioactive Dude, in his frustration, soon forgets t= hat it is just an exercise.=C2=A0 He knocks Curly to the ground and proc= eeds to beat him to the point where Curly is even more senseless than us= ual. =C2=A0 "Looks like Curly's getting quite a pounding,&q= uot; noted Sarcastic Lad. =C2=A0 "I knew it!=C2=A0 I knew it!"=
declared Politically Correct Person. =C2=A0 "We'd better stop = this," suggested Deja Dude. =C2=A0 Ultimate Ninja nodded. =C2=A0&qu= ot;Let's go." Ultimate Ninja and Deja Dude make their way d= own the stairwell and through the Peril Room entrance.=C2=A0 Ultmiate Ni= nja draws his Ginsu Katana Blade and points it at Radioactive Dude. <= br>=C2=A0 "BACK OFF!=C2=A0 NOW!" =C2=A0 "STOP IT!"<b= r> Radioactive Dude regains his senses.=C2=A0 Realising that he has beha= ved badly, he proceeds to the corner of the Peril Room.=C2=A0 Ultimate = Ninja puts his blade away.=C2=A0 Deja Dude checks on Curly. =C2=
=A0 "Curly, are you alright?" =C2=A0 Curly nodded. =C2=A0&quot= ;Yeah.=C2=A0 He hit me in the head.=C2=A0 That's all." =C2=A0 R= adioactive Dude stood in the corner and thought to himself: "Now I&= #39;ve done it.=C2=A0 It's bad enough I didn't tell them the REAL<b= r>reason why I wanted to join the Legion, namely to use their records to=
try to learn the identity of the man who tried to kill me. =C2=A0I supp= ose I could just tell them that, ask for their help.=C2=A0 NO! =C2=A0I m= ust find out for myself and when I do I will hunt him down and KILL HIM = WITH MY BARE HANDS!" =C2=A0His hands form fists and his eyes glowed= . =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D Next Week: =C2= =A0Something Something LNH!!!!! =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D <b= r>Arthur "Same Classic Channel.=C2=A0 But Same Time?=C2=A0 Probably no= t." Spitzer </div>

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