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And we're back in the past and can check the eyrie archive
once again.
Here's where you can find this and more Misc LNH Story
Action!:
https://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Misc/
And here we have Ven-Dorr the Soda Machine That Walked,
er Rolled Like A Man! by Dave Van Domelen!
Is Captain Cleanup getting sloppy with all the
blood stains on the floor?! Will anyone
appreciate all the Ultimate Ninja's effort in
pushing a Slurpee Machine with a cart?!!
And can a Soda Machine shed a tear and would
that tear have a lime taste to it?! (Or maybe
more of a Crystal Clear Mr. Paprika taste to it?!)
Find out in...
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ADVENTURES #398
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Ven-Dorr the Soda Machine That Walked, er Rolled Like A Man!
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From:
dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Dave Van Domelen)
Subject: Ven-Dorr the Soda Machine That Walked, er Rolled Like A Man!
Date: Tue, 30 Mar 1993 17:59:09 GMT
In the LNHQ lobby sat an abandoned Coke machine, left behind by
Ultimate
Ninja as he sought out Doc Stomper to tend to his wounds (see Tales of the
LNH
#286). Panta lay curled up asleep in the background. Blood stained the
floor,
and a close pan shows that some splattered the Coke Machine.
Suddenly there was a flash of light and everything froze for several
hours
while the extradimensional villain Doublecross took over the news.group, halting all processes he didn't deem essential (see Paper Tigers TEB).
Later....
Everything had returned to normal, such as that could be determined,
and
everyone returned to their proper storylines. But not everything done by Doublecross and the Raiders was undone....
A strange glow, faintly perceptible to the naked eye, surrounded the abandoned Coke Machine. The blood was somehow absorbed into the surface of
the
machine, darkening its hue to a brownish red. The plug came out of the
wall
and was sucked into the body of the machine, which silently rolled away.
A few minutes later, Ultimate Ninja re-entered the room with a Slurpee Machine on a cart.
"Hmmm. Captain Cleanup must have already taken away the machine.
Yet,
there are still bloodstains on the floor..." UN mused as he plugged in the Slurpee Machine. He was about to make a not to get someone to investigate
the
missing machine, but just then another crisis came up and he forgot about
it.
Lurking in the shadows, the Coke Machine fumed. "Am I that easily replaced?" he thought. He was not surprised that he could think, since
after
all, being in a dimensional nexus like the LNHQ during an interdimensional invasion can imbue consciousness on almost anything.
"I'll teach them to replace me! They'll rue the day they cast aside VEN-DORR!"
Panta stirred uneasily in her sleep from the noise of the soliloquy,
but
then all was quiet again....
Ven-Dorr
Character class: NWC
Type: Hero or Villain? Uncertain as yet. Will he reform and join the LNH,
or
will he suffer humlating defeat in his attempt at vengeance and swear to destroy the LNH?
Power: Can fire soda cans at high speed, cans which he gets from the Saneez Dimension. Any flavor is possible, and even some of the more toxic ones,
which
he sprays in liquid form. His powercord can be used as a manipulator limb
to
grab things, or as a whip. He can also plug into a socket to get a boost
of
energy. He rolls along at high speed, but, like Daleks, has trouble with stairs.
Origin: See above.
Appearance: A brownish red Coke Machine in normal form, he will soon master
the
art of disguise and will be able to appear as any type of soda machine.
Dave Van Domelen, heh....
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Next Week: And that's it for Classic LNH Tales in 2025!
Have a Happy Holiday! See you next year!
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Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer
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n the floor..." UN mused as he plugged in the <br>Slurpee Machine.=C2=
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s like the LNHQ during an interdimensional <br>invasion can imbue conscious= ness on almost anything.<br>=C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0"I'll teach them t=
o replace me!=C2=A0 They'll rue the day they cast aside <br>VEN-DORR!&q= uot;<br><br>=C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0Panta stirred uneasily in her sleep from th=
e noise of the soliloquy, but <br>then all was quiet again....<br><br><br>= =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0Ven-Dorr<br>Character class: NWC<br>Type: Hero or Villa= in?=C2=A0 Uncertain as yet.=C2=A0 Will he reform and join the LNH, or <br>w= ill he suffer humlating defeat in his attempt at vengeance and swear to <br= >destroy the LNH?<br>Power: Can fire soda cans at high speed, cans which he=
gets from the Saneez <br>Dimension.=C2=A0 Any flavor is possible, and even=
some of the more toxic ones, which<br>he sprays in liquid form.=C2=A0 His = powercord can be used as a manipulator limb to <br>grab things, or as a whi= p.=C2=A0 He can also plug into a socket to get a boost of <br>energy.=C2=A0=
He rolls along at high speed, but, like Daleks, has trouble with <br>stair= s.<br>Origin: See above.<br>Appearance: A brownish red Coke Machine in norm=
al form, he will soon master the<br>art of disguise and will be able to app= ear as any type of soda machine.<br><br>=C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0Dave Van Domele=
n, heh....<br><br><br><br>=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D<br><br>Next Week: = =C2=A0And that's it for Classic LNH Tales in 2025!<br>=C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2= =A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0Have a Happy Holiday!=C2=A0 See you next yea= r!<br><br>=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D<br><br>Arthur "Same Classic C= hannel.=C2=A0 But Same Time?=C2=A0 Probably not." Spitzer <br></div>
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