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On 4/13/25 5:01 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
<snip>> What?!-a An NTB/LNH Crossover?!-a And if they should

team-up?!!-a And then maybe date??!!-a And then marry up?!!!
And then have babies?!!!-a LNH/NTB Babies?!!!!!!

Oh yes. This is the next-generation universe we need!

(Okay.-a Probably none of that will happen -- but there will
probably be a pink fuzzy trenchcoat...)

:D

VERTICAL PLAIN - Special #1 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

-a -a -a -a A Net.Trenchcoat.Brigade - Wrath of the Administrator Crossover

Because we can't resist this shit

-a -a -a -a 'Hi guys!-a I'm back!" said the figure, clad in a white
shirt and jeans, and a wide red belt.-a He has wavy black hair and is
wearing round sunglasses with a circled 'A's on each lens.
-a -a -a -a Brousing Boy looks up and spits out his his chocolate milk.
-a -a -a -a "It's Kid Eternity!"
-a -a -a -a "No, it's me!-a Kid Anarky!" explained the figure.

X3

-a -a -a -a "Hi guys! 'Sup?" says KA, plopping himself into a chair.
-a -a -a -a "Er... hi.-a May we help you?" says Panta.
-a -a -a -a "Panta!-a Pli!-a Er.. Curly.-a It's me!" explained KA.
-a -a -a -a "That's all good and well.-a And you would be...?"
-a -a -a -a "C'mon guys!-a I was only gone for a month..." whined Kid Anarky.
-a -a -a -a Pliable Lad and Panta looked at each other and a smile spread across both their faces.-a They looked back at Kid Anarky.
-a -a -a -a "Just kidding!" said Pliable Lad, messing up KA's hair. Meanwhile, Panta had lept over the table and was hugging him.-a Curly... well, continued to look happy.

D'awwwww! :D :D :D ADORABLE.

-a -a -a -a No doubt about it.-a He would have to sever any chances of them teaming up.
-a -a -a -a "Now who," he contemplated, "in the LNH, wears a trenchcoat...?"

heeheehee

-a -a -a -a "By the way, I really appreciate you and Panta visiting me a few times while I was.... resting." said Kid Anarky.
-a -a -a -a "Hey, no problem.-a We're the Net.Patrol.-a Gotta stick together,
right?"
Pliable Lad had a hint of doubt in his voice, because he knew he had yet
to prove himself.-a He hadn't gone on any real adventure with Panta and Kid Anarky yet, and was beginning to wonder if the 'Net.Patrol' was little
more than a concept in Kid Anarky's head...

Awwwwwww.

-a -a -a -a "Hoi doc.-a My trenchcoat!-a I'm sure I left my only other trenchcoat right here!" Kid Anarky said while indication the closet.
-a -a -a -a "Well," started the doctor, "it's not as if you have a lot of places to lose it in here...-a It must have gained sentience and left."
-a -a -a -a "What?"
-a -a -a -a "While you were gone, as a bizarre by product of your powers, coupled
with the waves of humiliation it was subjected to during the 'W'-word scandal, it obviously gained sentience and is now even as we speak
plotting to take over the earth."
-a -a -a -a "Er... Ok doc, sure..." Kid Anarky said.
-a -a -a -a "No, that's not it... It's been kidnapped by a nemesis who..."

X3 X3 X3 Love it.

-a -a -a -a "Kid Anarky..." started the figure.
-a -a -a -a "Hey guy.-a Nice coat.-a You consider selling it?"
-a -a -a -a The figure stopped and sighed.-a Then he started again.

hehehehe. I love the shit the Dvandom Stranger goes thru. X>

-a -a -a -a "All will be explained.-a For now you have other matters awaiting
you.-a You are at a critical point in your life, and things may not go as
you expect. -a Whatever you do, do _not_" a brief smile seemed to cross the Stranger's face momentarily, "use a Plot Device.-a It could prove disastrous."

I repeat, do *not* do the thing you're obviously going to do later in
the story.

-a -a -a -a After that encounter, Kid Anarky had found a person he deemed as knowledgable in these weird mystical experiences...
-a -a -a -a "Sounds like the Dvandom Stranger to me." said Occultism Kid, chewing on a hot dog.

hehehehe

-a"So, what're you gonna do?" he asked, looking up
from his meal.
-a -a -a -a "What else?-a Find a plot device..."

I'm glad we're all on the same page. n.n

-a -a -a -a And beside, that suggestion about the Plot Device wasn't very subtle at all.-a No the Stranger's style.-a It sounded almost as if he was _daring_ Kid A to use it.-a But the Stranger didn't have a sense of humour. Did he?

Well, I think he does. n.n

-a -a -a -a "Panta, you're great!" In a single action Kid Anarky hugged and kissed Panta on the cheek, grabbed the dufflebag and was off running to
find a
plot device.

-a -a -a -a It was pink.
-a -a -a -a He couldn't believe he had let himself get overly optimistic, but
he had been shocked when he had opened the bag to find... this.

hehehehe

-a -a -a -a It looked absolutely horrendous on him.-a It's fuzzy fluorescent pinkness clashed so badly with his blue and grey bodysuit as to give any onlooker an immediate headache.

I love it, I have always loved it. n.n

-a -a -a -a Uncertain what to do next, he simply pressed the large red button
on the Plot Device.

Hell yeah. n.n

-a -a -a -a As waves of crackling energy flowed from his hands, his arms, his
body, into the small gadget, he suddenly realized that no-one had ever
used it inside the HQ before...
-a -a -a -a Then he exploded.

He's dead! This story will now be about Curly.

-a -a -a -a "Oooooooo.-a Neat." -asaid Curly from underneath Kid Anarky's bed
before he curled up into a ball and fell asleep again.

Never mind. u.u;

-a -a -a -a The world had seemed to explode around Kid Anarky.-a But everything
seemed much better now.-a The fact that he was zooming away from the earth and into the sun didn't bother him.-a The fact that he didn't seem to have
a body didn't bother him. The fact that he might well be dead didn't bother him.-a What _did_ bother him was that none of this bothered him at all.-a It all felt natural to him.

Oh, I've been there. Good trip, bro.

-a -a -a -a Suddenly he was in a physical body again.-a He seemed to be in a
very
scummy lavatory.-a Realizing he was alive and sane, after a few minutes of contemplation on the subject, he decided this would be an opportune time
and place to pass out.

hehehehehe

Drew "enty bee" Nilium
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