• LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #386: Master Blaster VS Occultism Kid Part One

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    And we're back in the past and can check the eyrie archive
    once again.


    Here's where you can find this and more Occultism Kid Action:

    https://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Series/Occultism.Kid/

    And we're back doing some LNH stories! And what better way
    to return to them than by pitting one of the Trenchcoaters
    vs a Good Wholesome American Spandexer like Master Blaster?!
    (Or should that be Holesome?!) This was one of those
    Cascade type storylines started by Robert Ramirez (one of
    the few times he actually wrote his own character) and
    then Josh Geurink and Raymond "wReam" Bingham joined in for
    the fun.

    So who will triumph between this Smackdown of the MASTER of
    SPELLS VS The MASTER of ummm oh yeah... BLASTERS?!!!

    Or will we all lose?



    Anyways...



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    ADVENTURES #386



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    Master Blaster VS Occultism Kid Part One
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    Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.xbooks
    Subject: Questions about Weapon X/Wolvie
    From: rramirez@husc10.harvard.edu (Robert Ramirez)
    Date: 17 Feb 93 04:21:43 EST

    (BLASTER mode off, MASTER mode on...)

    I may be a little late with this commentary, so please excuse me (I'm
    a relative neophyte fan of X-Men compared to some of these long-time aficionados).

    I just got a copy of the trade edition of the Weapon X story from
    Marvel Comics Presents, and, not having read this story previously,
    I must say that the prestige, hardcover format befits the awesome
    story. The Barry Windsor-Smith Weapon X story is probably the best
    Wolverine story I've ever read. It's a shame that the X-Titles
    (sans X-Factor, of course) don't have this level of excellent
    characterization and dialogue. (Okay, X-Force is coming closer and
    closer, I'll admit.)

    Not having kept up with the Wolverine title very much (I read #50 but
    forgot most of it), I have a few questions. First of all, whatever
    became of Hines and the Professor? As I understand it from the end of
    the Weapon X story (after the fake deaths from the "thought experiment"),
    Logan didn't do anything to Hines or Dr. Cornelius, but he either maybe
    (1) killed or (2) otherwise maimed someone else (we see the hand only).
    The Professor, perhaps? I'm confused! (By the way, thanks to Barry Windsor-Smith's excellent characterization, the Professor has become
    one of my most hated villains.)

    Second, in the midst of the constant retconning that's been going on
    with Wolverine, was the idea of Logan being part of a government
    experiment already established before Windsor-Smith's story, or did he originally establish this?

    Finally, the story discusses the idea of Logan having been a government operative (secret agent, perhaps?) before the Weapon X experiment. Was
    this also Windsor-Smith's original idea, or had that already been
    established as part of Wolverine's past (well, at least as we know it
    now)? (I take it that the Omega Red story in X-Men #4-7 tried to expand
    on that idea with the flashbacks Wolverine had.)

    On other aspects of the story, I absolutely love the art and the whole storytelling sha-bang that Windsor-Smith gives us. Incredible. This
    is _literature_, IM(NS)HO.


    **********************************************************************
    _/MASTER BLASTER\_________ "Flame THIS!!!" rramirez@husc.harvard.edu|vvvvvSha-***********************************
    ~~/ /_/| |=======||||||||^^^^^BOOM!!!********************************
    /__/ |_| "Say hello to my little friend!!!"

    "Go ahead, make my millennium!" --Beetlejuice
    "You're dead. End of story." --Cable **********************************************************************

    Gotta take care of a little annoyance before I leave...

    MASTER, a technological wiz, creates a new molybdenum/adamantium stainless steel computer-enhanced thermonuclear mega-blast cannon for BLASTER's use.
    This is larger than Cable's and Bishop's weapons combined. (Using a weird spell he obtained from somewhere, he makes it impervious to magic,
    corrosion,
    and other chemical/physical transformations.)

    MASTER gives BLASTER the okay for uninhibited, uncontrolled but focused
    mayhem. "You know what to do..."

    BLASTER, in Terminator/Predator Search Mode, seeks out Occultism Kid of the LNH. Occultism Kid hears an ominous click from behind, turns around, and notices a laser-sighting spot aimed at his forehead. BLASTER says, "Say goodnight, Gracie!", pulls the trigger, and blows Occultism Kid's head into
    a million charbroiled, flying, smoking pieces of burnt, bloody flesh, bone
    and brain tissue. Then Occultism Kid's headless, lifeless body slumps to
    the ground with a sickening thud.

    "So I'm stubborn," MASTER BLASTER says with an enormous smirk on his face.
    "Sue me." >B)

    Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.xbooks
    Subject: LNH: Master Blaster vs. Occultism Kid
    From: geurink@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Josh Geurink)
    Date: 17 Feb 1993 23:15:40 GMT


    rramirez@husc10.harvard.edu (Robert Ramirez) writes:
    (BLASTER mode off, MASTER mode on...)

    MASTER, a technological wiz, creates a new molybdenum/adamantium stainless >steel computer-enhanced thermonuclear mega-blast cannon for BLASTER's use. >This is larger than Cable's and Bishop's weapons combined. (Using a weird >spell he obtained from somewhere, he makes it impervious to magic,
    corrosion,
    and other chemical/physical transformations.)

    Wow, that's some gun you've got there...

    MASTER gives BLASTER the okay for uninhibited, uncontrolled but focused >mayhem. "You know what to do..."

    BLASTER, in Terminator/Predator Search Mode, seeks out Occultism Kid of the >LNH. Occultism Kid hears an ominous click from behind, turns around, and >notices a laser-sighting spot aimed at his forehead. BLASTER says, "Say >goodnight, Gracie!", pulls the trigger, and blows Occultism Kid's head into
    a million charbroiled, flying, smoking pieces of burnt, bloody flesh, bone >and brain tissue. Then Occultism Kid's headless, lifeless body slumps to
    the ground with a sickening thud.

    "So I'm stubborn," MASTER BLASTER says with an enormous smirk on his face. >"Sue me." >B)


    "Awww... who needs lawsuits when the offender forgot something of
    vital importance?" Occultism Kid rounds the corner and dispels the smoking, headless illusion of his "corpse."
    Taking advantage of Blaster's slow thinking, our hero quickly rattles
    off another Liefeld Matter Corrosion Spell, this time NOT aimed at the
    gun, but at Master Blaster himself!!!
    "NOOOO!!!!" The Reed Richards/Terminator wanna-be screamed.
    "Without my grossly disproportionate muscles, I'll never be able to
    support my...*OOMPH*" As his gun --larger than Cable and Bishop's guns COMBINED -- pins the now muscleless anti-hero to the ground. "I'll
    get you for this!!!!" He intoned weakly.
    "Oh, I don't doubt it. But until my spell wears off, _YOU_
    won't be going after _anyone_. And just to make sure...
    "Enamorath, enamoreth... Enemy of mine with guns so large,
    enemy on the floor, enemy of mine with guns so large, follow me no
    more!!"
    Master Blaster (sans muscles) looked up with dazed eyes. "I...
    will... not... pursue... I... will... go... entertain... myself...
    over... in... alt... flames..." and collapsed.
    Occultism Kid smiled and walked away. "Well, that's that.
    Back to my miniseries..."

    The End (?)

    Joshua Henry Geurink, CVE | "...Lockjaw doesn't like children who tell
    lies.
    Certified Vampire Expert | Late at night he stalks the houses of the
    fibbers
    Occultism Kid of the LNH | and the falsefiers, and before they can cry out geurink@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu | from their beds, he nails their jaws open with
    a
    "Oh, God, not again!" | rusty nail, using his HEAD as a hammer..."



    From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
    Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.xbooks
    Subject: Re: LNH: Master Blaster vs. Occultism Kid
    Date: 18 Feb 93 09:07:48 MDT

    Taking advantage of Blaster's slow thinking, our hero quickly rattles
    off another Liefeld Matter Corrosion Spell, this time NOT aimed at the
    gun, but at Master Blaster himself!!!
    "NOOOO!!!!" The Reed Richards/Terminator wanna-be screamed.
    "Without my grossly disproportionate muscles, I'll never be able to
    support my...*OOMPH*" As his gun --larger than Cable and Bishop's guns COMBINED -- pins the now muscleless anti-hero to the ground. "I'll
    get you for this!!!!" He intoned weakly.
    "Oh, I don't doubt it. But until my spell wears off, _YOU_
    won't be going after _anyone_. And just to make sure...
    "Enamorath, enamoreth... Enemy of mine with guns so large,
    enemy on the floor, enemy of mine with guns so large, follow me no
    more!!"
    Master Blaster (sans muscles) looked up with dazed eyes. "I...
    will... not... pursue... I... will... go... entertain... myself...
    over... in... alt... flames..." and collapsed.
    Occultism Kid smiled and walked away. "Well, that's that.
    Back to my miniseries..."

    Ultimate Ninja turns the corner to the entry of the HoloDec Station 5 and
    6... Occultism Kid is leaving the Station, and Master Blaster is still
    in his station... "Station, Freeze Programs..."
    Ultimate Ninja's instruction is instantly heeded... Ultimate NInja
    looks over the dramatic effects of what had just happened. IN one station
    is
    a twisted MasterBlaster illusion and a gloating Occultism Kid and in the
    other
    is a charred Occultism Kid corpse and a gloating Master Blaster...
    "I hope you realize that the HoloDecStations were not specifically
    designed to have you fight against your friends in another. YOu could
    damage
    the equipment and this stuff is not cheap." Ultimate Ninja frowns sternly. "What!? How did I get in here?!" The two looked baffled, seeing as
    though they thought they were really slugging it out...
    "Well MultiTasking Man happened to be monitoring the hostility meters
    and noticed you two were about to explode or break something so I had him transmat you both to your own seperate HoloDecStations to deal with it in
    your
    own ways..."
    "You mean I really didn't blow him away?!" Master Blaster said
    disappointedly.
    "NO. And you will not attempt to do so again." Ultimate NInja scolded
    the two rival heroes. "If you have any desire to kill each other in the
    future
    please go to the PerilRoom, and set the safety protocol so that if one of
    you
    does harm the other it isn't permanent."
    "COOL! Wanna continue this battle in the PerilRoom?!" Occultism Kid
    said excitedly.
    Master Blaster perked up and an evil glint appeared in his eyes.
    "Surre!"
    Ultimate Ninja hit his comlink. "MultiTasking Man? Transmat these two directly to the Peril Room."
    "OK... Will Do..." In a flash the two disapeared from the presence of
    Ultimate Ninja, leaving the master of ancient chinese drivel to ponder the
    past
    programs. He shook his head and went back to the monitoring room.

    wReam...
    Ultimate Ninja, Leader of the LNH!



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    Next Week: More Master Blaster!!!

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    Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer

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    of the trade edition of the Weapon X story from<br>Marvel Comics Presents, = and, not having read this story previously,<br>I must say that the prestige=
    , hardcover format befits the awesome<br>story.=C2=A0 The Barry Windsor-Smi=
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    ot having kept up with the Wolverine title very much (I read #50 but<br>for= got most of it), I have a few questions.=C2=A0 First of all, whatever<br>be= came of Hines and the Professor?=C2=A0 As I understand it from the end of<b= r>the Weapon X story (after the fake deaths from the &quot;thought experime= nt&quot;),<br>Logan didn&#39;t do anything to Hines or Dr. Cornelius, but h=
    e either maybe<br>(1) killed or (2) otherwise maimed someone else (we see t=
    he hand only).<br>The Professor, perhaps?=C2=A0 I&#39;m confused! =C2=A0(By=
    the way, thanks to Barry<br>Windsor-Smith&#39;s excellent characterization=
    , the Professor has become<br>one of my most hated villains.)<br><br>Second=
    , in the midst of the constant retconning that&#39;s been going on<br>with = Wolverine, was the idea of Logan being part of a government<br>experiment a= lready established before Windsor-Smith&#39;s story, or did he<br>originall=
    y establish this?<br><br>Finally, the story discusses the idea of Logan hav= ing been a government<br>operative (secret agent, perhaps?) before the Weap=
    on X experiment.=C2=A0 Was<br>this also Windsor-Smith&#39;s original idea, =
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    ry in X-Men #4-7 tried to expand<br>on that idea with the flashbacks Wolver= ine had.)<br><br>On other aspects of the story, I absolutely love the art a=
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    e dead.=C2=A0 End of story.&quot; --Cable<br>******************************= ****************************************<br><br>Gotta take care of a little=
    annoyance before I leave...<br><br>MASTER, a technological wiz, creates a = new molybdenum/adamantium stainless<br>steel computer-enhanced thermonuclea=
    r mega-blast cannon for BLASTER&#39;s use.<br>This is larger than Cable&#39=
    ;s and Bishop&#39;s weapons combined. =C2=A0(Using a weird<br>spell he obta= ined from somewhere, he makes it impervious to magic, corrosion,<br>and oth=
    er chemical/physical transformations.)<br><br>MASTER gives BLASTER the okay=
    for uninhibited, uncontrolled but focused<br>mayhem. =C2=A0&quot;You know = what to do...&quot;<br><br>BLASTER, in Terminator/Predator Search Mode, see=
    ks out Occultism Kid of the<br>LNH.=C2=A0 Occultism Kid hears an ominous cl= ick from behind, turns around, and<br>notices a laser-sighting spot aimed a=
    t his forehead.=C2=A0 BLASTER says, &quot;Say<br>goodnight, Gracie!&quot;, = pulls the trigger, and blows Occultism Kid&#39;s head into<br>a million cha= rbroiled, flying, smoking pieces of burnt, bloody flesh, bone<br>and brain = tissue.=C2=A0 Then Occultism Kid&#39;s headless, lifeless body slumps to<br= >the ground with a sickening thud.<br><br>&quot;So I&#39;m stubborn,&quot; = MASTER BLASTER says with an enormous smirk on his face.<br>&quot;Sue me.&qu= ot; =C2=A0 &gt;B)<br><br>Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.xbooks<= br>Subject: LNH: =C2=A0Master Blaster vs. Occultism Kid<br>From: <a href=3D= "mailto:geurink@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu">geurink@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu</a> (Josh Ge= urink)<br>Date: 17 Feb 1993 23:15:40 GMT<br><br><br><a href=3D"mailto:rrami= rez@husc10.harvard.edu">rramirez@husc10.harvard.edu</a> (Robert Ramirez) wr= ites:<br>&gt;(BLASTER mode off, MASTER mode on...)<br><br>&gt;MASTER, a tec= hnological wiz, creates a new molybdenum/adamantium stainless<br>&gt;steel = computer-enhanced thermonuclear mega-blast cannon for BLASTER&#39;s use.<br= >&gt;This is larger than Cable&#39;s and Bishop&#39;s weapons combined. =C2= =A0(Using a weird<br>&gt;spell he obtained from somewhere, he makes it impe= rvious to magic, corrosion,<br>&gt;and other chemical/physical transformati= ons.)<br><br>Wow, that&#39;s some gun you&#39;ve got there...<br><br>&gt;MA= STER gives BLASTER the okay for uninhibited, uncontrolled but focused<br>&g= t;mayhem. =C2=A0&quot;You know what to do...&quot;<br><br>&gt;BLASTER, in T= erminator/Predator Search Mode, seeks out Occultism Kid of the<br>&gt;LNH.= =C2=A0 Occultism Kid hears an ominous click from behind, turns around, and<= br>&gt;notices a laser-sighting spot aimed at his forehead.=C2=A0 BLASTER s= ays, &quot;Say<br>&gt;goodnight, Gracie!&quot;, pulls the trigger, and blow=
    s Occultism Kid&#39;s head into<br>&gt;a million charbroiled, flying, smoki=
    ng pieces of burnt, bloody flesh, bone<br>&gt;and brain tissue.=C2=A0 Then = Occultism Kid&#39;s headless, lifeless body slumps to<br>&gt;the ground wit=
    h a sickening thud.<br><br>&gt;&quot;So I&#39;m stubborn,&quot; MASTER BLAS= TER says with an enormous smirk on his face.<br>&gt;&quot;Sue me.&quot; =C2= =A0 &gt;B)<br><br><br> &quot;Awww... who needs lawsuits when the offender f= orgot something of <br>vital importance?&quot; Occultism Kid rounds the cor= ner and dispels the smoking,<br>headless illusion of his &quot;corpse.&quot= ;<br> Taking advantage of Blaster&#39;s slow thinking, our hero quickly rat= tles<br>off another Liefeld Matter Corrosion Spell, this time NOT aimed at = the<br>gun, but at Master Blaster himself!!!<br> &quot;NOOOO!!!!&quot; =C2=
    =A0The Reed Richards/Terminator wanna-be screamed.<br>&quot;Without my gros= sly disproportionate muscles, I&#39;ll never be able to<br>support my...*OO= MPH*&quot; =C2=A0As his gun --larger than Cable and Bishop&#39;s guns<br>CO= MBINED -- pins the now muscleless anti-hero to the ground. =C2=A0&quot;I&#3= 9;ll<br>get you for this!!!!&quot; He intoned weakly.<br> &quot;Oh, I don&#=
    39;t doubt it.=C2=A0 But until my spell wears off, _YOU_<br>won&#39;t be go= ing after _anyone_.=C2=A0 And just to make sure... =C2=A0<br> &quot;Enamora= th, enamoreth... Enemy of mine with guns so large,<br>enemy on the floor, e= nemy of mine with guns so large, =C2=A0follow me no<br>more!!&quot;<br> Mas= ter Blaster (sans muscles) looked up with dazed eyes. =C2=A0&quot;I...<br>w= ill... not... pursue... I... will... go... entertain... myself...<br>over..=
    . in... alt... flames...&quot; and collapsed.<br> Occultism Kid smiled and =
    walked away. =C2=A0&quot;Well, that&#39;s that. <br>Back to my miniseries..= .&quot;<br><br> The End (?)<br><br>Joshua Henry Geurink, CVE =C2=A0| &quot;= ...Lockjaw doesn&#39;t like children who tell lies. <br>Certified Vampire E= xpert =C2=A0 | Late at night he stalks the houses of the fibbers<br>Occulti=
    sm Kid of the LNH =C2=A0 | and the falsefiers, and before they can cry out<= br><a href=3D"mailto:geurink@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu">geurink@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu=
    </a> | from their beds, he nails their jaws open with a <br>&quot;Oh, God, =
    not again!&quot; =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0| rusty nail, using his HEAD as a hamm= er...&quot;<br><br><br><br>From: <a href=3D"mailto:sl859@cc.usu.edu">sl859@= cc.usu.edu</a><br>Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.xbooks<br>Subj= ect: Re: LNH: =C2=A0Master Blaster vs. Occultism Kid<br>Date: 18 Feb 93 09:= 07:48 MDT<br><br>&gt; Taking advantage of Blaster&#39;s slow thinking, our=
    hero quickly rattles<br>&gt; off another Liefeld Matter Corrosion Spell, t= his time NOT aimed at the<br>&gt; gun, but at Master Blaster himself!!!<br>= &gt; &quot;NOOOO!!!!&quot; =C2=A0The Reed Richards/Terminator wanna-be scr= eamed.<br>&gt; &quot;Without my grossly disproportionate muscles, I&#39;ll = never be able to<br>&gt; support my...*OOMPH*&quot; =C2=A0As his gun --larg=
    er than Cable and Bishop&#39;s guns<br>&gt; COMBINED -- pins the now muscle= less anti-hero to the ground. =C2=A0&quot;I&#39;ll<br>&gt; get you for this= !!!!&quot; He intoned weakly.<br>&gt; &quot;Oh, I don&#39;t doubt it.=C2=
    =A0 But until my spell wears off, _YOU_<br>&gt; won&#39;t be going after _a= nyone_.=C2=A0 And just to make sure... =C2=A0<br>&gt; &quot;Enamorath, ena= moreth... Enemy of mine with guns so large,<br>&gt; enemy on the floor, ene=
    my of mine with guns so large, =C2=A0follow me no<br>&gt; more!!&quot;<br>&= gt; Master Blaster (sans muscles) looked up with dazed eyes. =C2=A0&quot;I= ...<br>&gt; will... not... pursue... I... will... go... entertain... myself= ...<br>&gt; over... in... alt... flames...&quot; and collapsed.<br>&gt; Oc=
    cultism Kid smiled and walked away. =C2=A0&quot;Well, that&#39;s that. <br>= &gt; Back to my miniseries...&quot;<br><br>Ultimate Ninja turns the corner =
    to the entry of the HoloDec Station 5 and<br>6...=C2=A0 Occultism Kid is le= aving the Station, and Master Blaster is still <br>in his station... =C2=A0= &quot;Station, Freeze Programs...&quot;<br> Ultimate Ninja&#39;s instructio=
    n is instantly heeded...=C2=A0 Ultimate NInja <br>looks over the dramatic e= ffects of what had just happened.=C2=A0 IN one station is <br>a twisted Mas= terBlaster illusion and a gloating Occultism Kid and in the other<br>is a c= harred Occultism Kid corpse and a gloating Master Blaster...<br> &quot;I ho=
    pe you realize that the HoloDecStations were not specifically<br>designed t=
    o have you fight against your friends in another.=C2=A0 YOu could damage<br= >the equipment and this stuff is not cheap.&quot; =C2=A0Ultimate Ninja frow=
    ns sternly.<br> &quot;What!?=C2=A0 How did I get in here?!&quot; =C2=A0The = two looked baffled, seeing as<br>though they thought they were really slugg= ing it out...<br> &quot;Well MultiTasking Man happened to be monitoring the=
    hostility meters<br>and noticed you two were about to explode or break som= ething so I had him<br>transmat you both to your own seperate HoloDecStatio=
    ns to deal with it in your<br>own ways...&quot;<br> &quot;You mean I really=
    didn&#39;t blow him away?!&quot; =C2=A0Master Blaster said<br>disappointed= ly. =C2=A0<br> &quot;NO.=C2=A0 And you will not attempt to do so again.&quo= t; =C2=A0Ultimate NInja scolded<br>the two rival heroes. =C2=A0&quot;If you=
    have any desire to kill each other in the future<br>please go to the Peril= Room, and set the safety protocol so that if one of you<br>does harm the ot= her it isn&#39;t permanent.&quot;<br> &quot;COOL!=C2=A0 Wanna continue this=
    battle in the PerilRoom?!&quot; =C2=A0Occultism Kid<br>said excitedly.<br>=
    Master Blaster perked up and an evil glint appeared in his eyes.<br>&quot;=
    Surre!&quot;<br> Ultimate Ninja hit his comlink. =C2=A0&quot;MultiTasking M=
    an?=C2=A0 Transmat these two<br>directly to the Peril Room.&quot;<br> &quot= ;OK... Will Do...&quot; =C2=A0In a flash the two disapeared from the presen=
    ce of<br>Ultimate Ninja, leaving the master of ancient chinese drivel to po= nder the past<br>programs.=C2=A0 He shook his head and went back to the mon= itoring room.<br><br> wReam...<br>=C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=A0 =C2=
    =A0 Ultimate Ninja, Leader of the LNH!<br><br><br><br>=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D<br><br>Next Week: =C2=A0More Master Blaster!!!<br><br>=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D<br><br>Arthur &quot;Same Classic Channel.=C2=A0 But S= ame Time?=C2=A0 Probably not.&quot; Spitzer </div>

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