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  • I've invented a depressive compiler

    From Bonita Montero@Bonita.Montero@gmail.com to comp.lang.c++ on Mon Jul 20 07:37:54 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.lang.c++

    It optimizes everything away since nothing makes sense.
    This is the compiler:

    int main()
    {
    return EXIT_NO_SENSE_AT_ALL;
    }
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  • From Chris M. Thomasson@chris.m.thomasson.1@gmail.com to comp.lang.c++ on Mon Jul 20 12:54:33 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.lang.c++

    On 7/19/2026 10:37 PM, Bonita Montero wrote:
    It optimizes everything away since nothing makes sense.
    This is the compiler:

    int main()
    {
    -a-a-a-areturn EXIT_NO_SENSE_AT_ALL;
    }

    ;^D lol.
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