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  • about legacy (just for fun)

    From gcalliet@gerard.calliet@pia-sofer.fr to comp.os.vms on Sun Feb 8 09:41:30 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.vms

    A programmer gets a fatal disease and has himself frozen, hoping for a
    cure in the future.

    One day he wakes up in a hospital operating room.

    rCLHello Mr smith,rCY says the doctor. rCLItrCOs the year 3000.rCY

    rCLWow!rCY says programmer Smith. rCLHave you cured my disease?rCY

    rCLIrCOm sorry to say no, we havenrCOt.rCY

    rCLWhy did you wake me then?rCY

    rCLOur billing system failed and yourCOre the only frozen person we could
    find who knows COBOL.rCY
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