• Shit Accumulates - A Modern Tale

    From c186282@c186282@nnada.net to comp.os.linux.misc on Sun May 17 01:49:19 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.misc

    My old TV sound bar had become a bit balky, static.

    So, bought a new/better one.

    At this point I actually looked behind my TV - nice
    old Samsung - and noticed the dust-covered lethal-
    looking giant nest of WIRES.

    I'd attached various audio devices to the TV before
    over the years. When I got a new one I didn't bother
    to remove the old - just put the new stuff on top.
    This left me with a huge volume of SHIT ... most
    still plugged in ... that I didn't even use anymore.
    BOSE self-powered speakers, a big equalizer, a big
    sub-woof, more, a couple things I don't even remember
    buying or WHY.

    Amazing there wasn't a fire.

    Now what to do with the 12" sub-woof ??? It's too
    big to fit anywhere.

    The new sound bar comes with a "sub-woof" ... it's
    kinda tiny however, but not TOO horrible. Tends to
    exaggerate drum-beats. Was also difficult to find
    setting where voice would be clear - mostly either
    kinda muffled OR with an odd reverb-like effect.

    Bought the TV initially for my mum ... who was
    mostly deaf. She always turned it up to 99 and
    sort of blew the internal speakers (DID find a YT
    vid on how to replace them (LOTS of screws) and
    even where to buy new ones). A difficulty with
    Samsung TVs (MOST actually) is that the external
    audio does NOT track the main TV volume. This
    is a major pain ... and no I don't want to have
    a dozen different control wands for every little
    thing !

    Hmmm ... a few resistors and a dual potentiometer
    and I could tap into the existing speaker leads and
    get a 1.5v-P2P output that DOES track the main volume.
    It shouldn't be that hard though !

    Anyway, spend hours unwinding/removing wiring and
    old devices and a power bar that was literally
    falling apart. Have a big box FULL of that shit
    now and no clue what to do with it.

    Final insult, the final act, pushing the big cabinet
    back to the wall - slipped and nastily trashed my
    old-farts thin skin. Saturday afternoon, too late
    for a doc-in-the-box and the ER is way too $$$.
    Sundays, FORGET any commercial docs. I'll have
    to just see if the mess is healing or getting
    worse. Rinsed it all under the faucet and then
    globbed on antibiotic goop - that's usually the
    most effective home treatment, not my first
    rodeo so to speak. Oh, the local doc-in-the-box's
    kinda suck now - "experts" I'd barely trust to
    trim a fingernail and barely speak my language.
    In one the doc was ARRESTED for molesting the
    staff and patients !

    In any case, how many wire-piles do YOU have ?
    The usual rule is "If you can't SEE it then it
    doesn't exist". Well, I'd spent a long time
    not seeing ......

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