• Re: The alt.support.goat-fuckers FAQ for March 2021

    From Jonathan Ball@jball@lotlizards.net to alt.support.goat-fuckers,comp.os.linux.advocacy,sac.politics,talk.politics.guns on Wed Aug 12 09:54:28 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 01 Mar 2021, "fred k. =?UTF-8?B?ZW5nZWxzwq4=?=" <zehe1merfealfrvved@nazikil1ero.com> wrote:

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    alt.support.goat-fuckers FAQ
    V1.10, March 1, 2021
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    1) What is alt.support.goat-fuckers?

    alt.support.goat-fuckers (asg-f for short) is a Usenet newsgroup
    dedicated to providing support for those who fuck goats, or are
    interested in fucking goats.

    At this time, our focus is solely on caprine copulation. We do
    not provide support for persons who fuck (or are interested in
    fucking) non-goats, though we may refer those whose interests
    lie outside of the goatfucking community to other resources.


    2) How does alt.support.goat-fuckers provide support?

    There are two main ways in which this accomplished:

    a. By providing a caring, understanding environment in which
    goatfuckers (and goatfucking enthusiasts) new and old may
    interact for the benefit and betterment of the goatfucking
    community.

    b. Striving to promote societal acceptance and equality for all
    who engage or are interested in goatfucking. This is mainly
    accomplished through gentle education of the non-goatfucking
    public as to the natural beauty, healthfulness, and marvel
    that is goatfucking.


    3) Are there any rules for participating in alt.support.goat-fuckers?

    Yes. While we seek to provide a newsgroup that promotes frank,
    open, and candid discussion of the unique issues surrounding and
    affecting the goatfucking community, it's important that the
    newsgroup stays on topic and conducts itself with the dignity and
    decorum expected of goatfuckers. Therefore, there are some basic
    rules and guidelines that those participating in the newsgroup
    should follow:

    a. Be excellent to each other. We're all here because we're all
    goatfuckers, or interested in goatfucking! Opinions are great
    and not all opinions will be the same. Be respectful of others
    when participating, and others will be respectful of you.

    b. No advertising will be tolerated. This is not a place to post
    unsolicited commercial messages. In short, NO SPAM.

    c. No binaries will be tolerated. This is not a place to post the
    latest warez. To reiterate: NO BINARIES.

    ASCII art related to goatfucking is fine. If you wish to share
    image files, please upload them to a photo hosting service and
    place the link to the image in your message.


    4) Who is in charge of alt.support.goat-fuckers?

    Nobody! This is an unmoderated newsgroup, and as such there is no
    one person or group who runs it. All are on an equal footing here,
    and are expected to be self-policing in order to keep the group
    vibrant and thriving for the benefit of the goatfucking community.

    Bear in mind that if you are an experienced goatfucker, this does not
    give you automatic authority over newbie goatfuckers or goatfucking enthusiasts. Use your experience to help them become tomorrow's
    goatfuckers, or to welcome them into the goatfucking fold. Remember
    that we all had to fuck our first goat sometime, and that many of
    us had to do so without support from seasoned goatfuckers to help us.
    Always support, never bulldoze.


    5) Who put the alt.support.goat-fuckers FAQ together?

    This FAQ was a collaborative effort amongst several of the regular participants in the newsgroup. While it was felt that participants
    generally understood and respected both the purpose and ethos of
    the group, being able to point both new and well-versed goatfuckers
    alike towards a common reference was felt to be beneficial. This
    is particularly true given the recent uptick in interest towards
    goatfucking by members of the general Usenet community.


    This FAQ will be posted on the first calendar day of each month to the following newsgroups:

    a. alt.support.goat-fuckers
    b. rec.radio.shortwave
    c. rec.radio.cb


    6) Where can I find commercial support for my general goatfucking needs?

    The alt.support.goat-fuckers FAQ is delighted to announce its
    partnership with Fred's Fuck-A-Goat, LLC, who are now a platinum
    sponsor of the FAQ.

    Founded in 2020, Fred's Fuck-A-Goat, LLC, is owned and operated by fred
    k. engels-<, a lifelong goatfucking enthusiast. Licensed and bonded,
    Fred's Fuck-A-Goat is a completely mobile goatfucking service that
    comes to wherever your goat is 24 hours a day and gives it a good
    old-fashioned fucking.

    So give Fred's Fuck-A-Goat, LLC, a call today at 888 GOATSEX and
    discuss how they can help with your goatfucking needs. Just remember:
    Fred's Fuck-A-Goat fucks goats right!


    We hope that this FAQ has been useful to you, and will continue to be valuable as you further explore the joys and wonders of goatfucking.

    The good people of alt.support.goat-fuckers look forward to your participation in the newsgroup!

    With all the best goatfucking wishes,

    The alt.support.goat-fuckers Community



    Version history:
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    1.01 (10/01/2019): fixed typos, streamlined language, added
    info re: ASCII art.

    1.02 (11/03/2019): posted two days late, but only because
    Fred K. Engels couldn't tear himself away
    from Katy Perry (aka 'his goat').

    1.10 (03/01/2021): created a section dedicated to news regading
    Fred's Fuck-A-Goat, LLC. They're now a platinum sponsor of the alt.support.goat-fuckers FAQ, so check them out!

    I'm a goat fucker and proud of it!
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