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Trump Staffers Say His Terrible Body Odor Is Obstructing His
Agenda
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Let's remember that it's widely agreed Trump smells like a
dying old man whose Big Mac sauce drowned organs are rotting
from the inside out.

Wannabe dictators constantly obsess over their media image
because their strongmen personas depend on never admitting
to any personal flaw or mistake, so let's help ol' Uncle Sam
and the Constitution out a bit by reminding America every
chance we get that Trump smells like shit.

What an amusing and patriotic way to fight back against
Trump's pugilistic egomania of sociopathic narcissism as he
tries to dismantle our democracy and make himself a
totalitarian!

Donald Trump just claimed his body odor "is protected by
presidential immunity. "
Leaked private texts from JD Vance reveal him complaining
about sitting too close to Trump during meetings because of
Trump's "sauerkraut stench. "
Trump claims the rumors about him smelling bad are both
"fake news" and classified, and the leakers should be shot.
A Secret Service agent just confirmed that Trump's codename
is "Roast Beef" because agents have to spend so much time in
close proximity to his body's "foul deli odor. "
Dozens of the attendees crammed in the Capitol Rotunda for
Trump's inauguration speech described Trump's stench as
"nearly unbearable" and "reminiscent of expired roast beef.
"
Trump was reportedly asked tonight to sign his signature on
used diapers by several trolling Gen Z teens at Mar-a-Lago
tonight.
Mar-a-Lago employees say over 20,000 diapers have been
mailed to Trump's resort since #TrumpSmells started trending
regularly on Twitter last year.
Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway claims Trump just has
"alternative scents. "
The DNC is now selling hats, shirts, cologne, deodorant, and
perfume products with the label "Make Presidents Smell Nice
Again. "
Trump's non-disclosure agreements going back to the early
90s have included a clause mandating signees can't mention
his "spoiled-roast-beef-esque" body odor.
Trump is "poisoning the air of the country" with his stench.
Trump reportedly hates NATO and wants to pull the US out of
the alliance because the prime minister of Belgium told him
he needed some deodorant and a mint during a 2017 NATO
summit in front of all the other world leaders.
Melania Trump laughed publicly for the first time ever on
camera after being asked if her husband smelled bad, and she
laughed for 19 seconds straight before she started gasping
for air and swearing that she didn't hear the question.
Trump reportedly smelled so bad during a G7 meeting in 2019
that he made Shinzo Abe and Angela Merkel, who were sitting
on either side of him, both vomit.
Trump reportedly smells so bad because he doesn't like
seeing himself naked, and only showers once a week after
looking at himself in the mirror and shouting out loud,
"Fake news! "
Trump was overheard at Mar-a-Lago today yelling into his
phone, "I have presidential immunity to smell however I
want! "
During the presidential campaign, Kamala Harris began her
answer to every question from media about Trump with the
phrase, "Well, that depends. "
Trump's vile body odor reportedly made it tough for him to
hire some cabinet positions, and Trump was turned down by
several Attorney General possibilities until Matt Gaetz and
then Pam Bondi, who were used to Trump's stench, agreed.
Trump has reportedly directed Elon Musk to fire any
government employees who have ever posted online that Trump
smells like expired roast beef.
Trump reportedly has no personal staffers left at the White
House residence because they all quit citing his stench as
being "much worse now than the first term. "
Trump interrupted a 50th wedding anniversary party at Mar-a-
Lago to claim the generals come up to him with tears in
their eyes and say, "Sir, you were the best smelling
president of all time. "
Trump just installed a chimpanzee exhibit at Mar-a-Lago so
he can blame the stench on the apes.
One potential juror in Trump's New York trial was dismissed
after she explained to the judge that she had hypersomia, an
unusually heightened sense of smell, and Trump's well-
documented stench was wafting over from the defense table
making it difficult for her to focus.
RFK Jr. accidentally said on a hot mic that Trump smells
worse than the bear cub carcass he found on the side of the
road back in 2014.
While Trump was walking in his inauguration parade,
witnesses say they could see Trump's infamous stench smoking
off his body and not just smell it.
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