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    From Lane W@cactus_DAC@yahoo.com to comp.misc on Mon Sep 21 06:53:57 2026
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    I'm coming off another group where a couple of chihuahuas nip at my
    heel. Very uncultured. Very disgraceful. Eternal September personified.
    --
    Everything I fight for leaves a bitter taste
    Everything I cry for laughs into my face
    Everything I scream for barely knows my name
    Everything I'd die for will die just the same
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  • From kludge@kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) to comp.misc on Mon Sep 21 14:43:25 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.misc


    1. I'm sorry I pretended to be a doctor and gave you a colonoscopy.

    2. I'm sorry I took all the valium that was prescribed for the cat.

    3. I'm sorry I mailed your stool sample to your congressman.

    4. I'm sorry I told the IRS that you were eaten by reptiles.

    5. I'm sorry I fired your baby out of a cannon.

    6. I'm sorry I invaded your Sudetenland.

    7. I'm sorry I made you smoke a lizard dropping.

    8. I'm sorry I faked pregnancy to avoid mowing the lawn.

    I'm so very, very sorry.

    --scott
    --
    "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."
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  • From Lane W@cactus_DAC@yahoo.com to comp.misc on Mon Sep 21 14:41:45 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.misc

    Scott Dorsey wrote:
    1. I'm sorry I pretended to be a doctor and gave you a colonoscopy.

    2. I'm sorry I took all the valium that was prescribed for the cat.

    3. I'm sorry I mailed your stool sample to your congressman.

    4. I'm sorry I told the IRS that you were eaten by reptiles.

    5. I'm sorry I fired your baby out of a cannon.

    6. I'm sorry I invaded your Sudetenland.

    7. I'm sorry I made you smoke a lizard dropping.

    You probably don't know this but a heap is an example of a succinct data structure.

    To practice my min-heap, I'm envisioning what I'm going to eat Oct. 1.
    So far, Turkey flavored Spam is at the top of the heap.
    --
    Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner
    Norway's Favorite Son
    They can still see his headless body stalkin' through the night
    And the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
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  • From Lane W@cactus_DAC@yahoo.com to comp.misc on Mon Sep 21 18:51:28 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.misc

    Lane W wrote:
    Scott Dorsey wrote:
    1. I'm sorry I pretended to be a doctor and gave you a colonoscopy.

    2. I'm sorry I took all the valium that was prescribed for the cat.

    3. I'm sorry I mailed your stool sample to your congressman.

    4. I'm sorry I told the IRS that you were eaten by reptiles.

    5. I'm sorry I fired your baby out of a cannon.

    6. I'm sorry I invaded your Sudetenland.

    7. I'm sorry I made you smoke a lizard dropping.

    You probably don't know this but a heap is an example of a succinct data structure.

    To practice my min-heap, I'm envisioning what I'm going to eat Oct. 1.
    So far, Turkey flavored Spam is at the top of the heap.

    Gonna need your help optimizing two variables. Turkey flavored Spam is
    $5, crab legs & shrimp is $10, but I very very very much want the crab
    legs. What do I do?
    --
    Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner
    Norway's Favorite Son
    They can still see his headless body stalkin' through the night
    And the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
    --- Synchronet 3.22a-Linux NewsLink 1.2