From Newsgroup: aus.tv

As Margret Pomeranz said

"A groundbreaking social experiment in which mentally fragile halfwits
marry toxic fame tarts. Romantic hapless singles marry a stranger,
picked by experts from a dazzling array of psychopaths and D-minus duds
with apparent stench disorders, and the participants donrCOt disappoint, representing a smorgasbord of only the highest quality horse meat
garnished with the finest of red flags. Couples then live as newlyweds learning all the profound and intricate ways in which they are wildly incompatible."

"A panel of experts observes, offering sage wisdom on how the couples
can wholesomely develop and enhance their new relationships,rCY she said sarcastically before cameras cut to a scene of resident sexologist
Rampolla giving pointers on anal sex. "But as the sham marriages between mentally defective lemons inevitably crumble, itrCOs the experts who
shine, feigning emotions in performances worthy of an Olivier"

rCLOne might argue that watching ill-suited strangers in an environment designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but
thererCOs a compelling brutality here, and as the nationrCOs highest rating program one canrCOt help but salute the showrCOs producers, stars and fans
as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast TV and
elegantly urinate on its ashes. May God have mercy on us all.rCY
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keithr0 <user@account.invalid> wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

That was quite amusing, although I don't really know anything about
the show myself.

I just watch ABC/SBS to avoid too many ads. But you can't even
watch the new year's fireworks on the ABC without them finishing
straight into a half-hearted montage of their hoped-for 2025
programs, most no more appealing than MAFS.
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On 2/01/2025 7:53 am, Computer Nerd Kev wrote:

keithr0 <user@account.invalid> wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

That was quite amusing, although I don't really know anything about
the show myself.

I just watch ABC/SBS to avoid too many ads. But you can't even
watch the new year's fireworks on the ABC without them finishing
straight into a half-hearted montage of their hoped-for 2025
programs, most no more appealing than MAFS.

Nothing is less appealing than MAFS, I've never watched the show, but
the adverts for it are diabolical enough.

I usually avoid ads by recording the program on a DVR and playing it
back later fast forwarding through the ads. We watch the ch9 news since
it has more local content than the ABC or SBS, we just start watching
15-20 minutes after the recording starts, FF through the ads, and sport,
and catch up with live during the weather forecast at the end.

I used to have a DVR that actually removed the ads itself, I have no
idea how it did it, but it died anyway some time back.
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keithr0 <user@account.invalid> wrote:

On 2/01/2025 7:53 am, Computer Nerd Kev wrote:
I usually avoid ads by recording the program on a DVR and playing it
back later fast forwarding through the ads.

I do that on SBS, but the others have so many I get fed up with
FFing.

I used to have a DVR that actually removed the ads itself, I have no
idea how it did it, but it died anyway some time back.

I didn't know that made it into DVRs, but I've long considered
trying Comskip to do it on PC. I never really wanted to stuff
about with setting things up for it though.
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From Newsgroup: aus.tv

On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 09:48:29 +1000, keithr0 <user@account.invalid>
wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

"A groundbreaking social experiment in which mentally fragile halfwits
marry toxic fame tarts. Romantic hapless singles marry a stranger,
picked by experts from a dazzling array of psychopaths and D-minus duds
with apparent stench disorders, and the participants donAt disappoint, >representing a smorgasbord of only the highest quality horse meat
garnished with the finest of red flags. Couples then live as newlyweds >learning all the profound and intricate ways in which they are wildly >incompatible."

"A panel of experts observes, offering sage wisdom on how the couples
can wholesomely develop and enhance their new relationships,o she said >sarcastically before cameras cut to a scene of resident sexologist
Rampolla giving pointers on anal sex. "But as the sham marriages between >mentally defective lemons inevitably crumble, itAs the experts who
shine, feigning emotions in performances worthy of an Olivier"

oOne might argue that watching ill-suited strangers in an environment >designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but
thereAs a compelling brutality here, and as the nationAs highest rating >program one canAt help but salute the showAs producers, stars and fans
as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast TV and
elegantly urinate on its ashes. May God have mercy on us all.o

The dear Sheeple seem to lap it all up.
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Peter Jason wrote:

On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 09:48:29 +1000, keithr0 <user@account.invalid>
wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

"A groundbreaking social experiment in which mentally fragile halfwits
marry toxic fame tarts. Romantic hapless singles marry a stranger,
picked by experts from a dazzling array of psychopaths and D-minus duds
with apparent stench disorders, and the participants donrCOt disappoint,
representing a smorgasbord of only the highest quality horse meat
garnished with the finest of red flags. Couples then live as newlyweds
learning all the profound and intricate ways in which they are wildly
incompatible."

"A panel of experts observes, offering sage wisdom on how the couples
can wholesomely develop and enhance their new relationships,rCY she said
sarcastically before cameras cut to a scene of resident sexologist
Rampolla giving pointers on anal sex. "But as the sham marriages between
mentally defective lemons inevitably crumble, itrCOs the experts who
shine, feigning emotions in performances worthy of an Olivier"

rCLOne might argue that watching ill-suited strangers in an environment
designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but
thererCOs a compelling brutality here, and as the nationrCOs highest rating >> program one canrCOt help but salute the showrCOs producers, stars and fans >> as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast TV and
elegantly urinate on its ashes. May God have mercy on us all.rCY

The dear Sheeple seem to lap it all up.

it's the most popular reality show on tv
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From Newsgroup: aus.tv

On Mon, 20 Jan 2025 11:26:40 +1100, MightyMouse
<"squeak!"@cheesefactory.com> wrote:

Peter Jason wrote:

On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 09:48:29 +1000, keithr0 <user@account.invalid>
wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

"A groundbreaking social experiment in which mentally fragile halfwits
marry toxic fame tarts. Romantic hapless singles marry a stranger,
picked by experts from a dazzling array of psychopaths and D-minus duds
with apparent stench disorders, and the participants donAt disappoint,
representing a smorgasbord of only the highest quality horse meat
garnished with the finest of red flags. Couples then live as newlyweds
learning all the profound and intricate ways in which they are wildly
incompatible."

"A panel of experts observes, offering sage wisdom on how the couples
can wholesomely develop and enhance their new relationships,o she said
sarcastically before cameras cut to a scene of resident sexologist
Rampolla giving pointers on anal sex. "But as the sham marriages between >>> mentally defective lemons inevitably crumble, itAs the experts who
shine, feigning emotions in performances worthy of an Olivier"

oOne might argue that watching ill-suited strangers in an environment
designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but
thereAs a compelling brutality here, and as the nationAs highest rating
program one canAt help but salute the showAs producers, stars and fans
as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast TV and
elegantly urinate on its ashes. May God have mercy on us all.o

The dear Sheeple seem to lap it all up.

I confess I've never heard of it!
Has it been banned in Melbourne?
Is it like that "Big Brother" outrage?

it's the most popular reality show on tv

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On 20/01/2025 11:26 am, MightyMouse wrote:

Peter Jason wrote:

On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 09:48:29 +1000, keithr0 <user@account.invalid>
wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

"A groundbreaking social experiment in which mentally fragile halfwits
marry toxic fame tarts. Romantic hapless singles marry a stranger,
picked by experts from a dazzling array of psychopaths and D-minus duds
with apparent stench disorders, and the participants donrCOt disappoint, >>> representing a smorgasbord of only the highest quality horse meat
garnished with the finest of red flags. Couples then live as newlyweds
learning all the profound and intricate ways in which they are wildly
incompatible."

"A panel of experts observes, offering sage wisdom on how the couples
can wholesomely develop and enhance their new relationships,rCY she said >>> sarcastically before cameras cut to a scene of resident sexologist
Rampolla giving pointers on anal sex. "But as the sham marriages between >>> mentally defective lemons inevitably crumble, itrCOs the experts who
shine, feigning emotions in performances worthy of an Olivier"

rCLOne might argue that watching ill-suited strangers in an environment
designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but
thererCOs a compelling brutality here, and as the nationrCOs highest rating >>> program one canrCOt help but salute the showrCOs producers, stars and fans >>> as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast TV and
elegantly urinate on its ashes. May God have mercy on us all.rCY

The dear Sheeple seem to lap it all up.

it's the most popular reality show on tv

I certainly will be watching it. It and The Block are my two biggest
shows of the year!
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On 20/01/2025 10:26 am, MightyMouse wrote:

Peter Jason wrote:

On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 09:48:29 +1000, keithr0 <user@account.invalid>
wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

"A groundbreaking social experiment in which mentally fragile halfwits
marry toxic fame tarts. Romantic hapless singles marry a stranger,
picked by experts from a dazzling array of psychopaths and D-minus duds
with apparent stench disorders, and the participants donrCOt disappoint, >>> representing a smorgasbord of only the highest quality horse meat
garnished with the finest of red flags. Couples then live as newlyweds
learning all the profound and intricate ways in which they are wildly
incompatible."

"A panel of experts observes, offering sage wisdom on how the couples
can wholesomely develop and enhance their new relationships,rCY she said >>> sarcastically before cameras cut to a scene of resident sexologist
Rampolla giving pointers on anal sex. "But as the sham marriages between >>> mentally defective lemons inevitably crumble, itrCOs the experts who
shine, feigning emotions in performances worthy of an Olivier"

rCLOne might argue that watching ill-suited strangers in an environment
designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but
thererCOs a compelling brutality here, and as the nationrCOs highest rating >>> program one canrCOt help but salute the showrCOs producers, stars and fans >>> as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast TV and
elegantly urinate on its ashes. May God have mercy on us all.rCY

The dear Sheeple seem to lap it all up.

it's the most popular reality show on tv

That says something about the intelligence of the viewing audience
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On 20 Jan 2025 at 20:02:09 AEDT, "Max" <max@invalid.address> wrote:

On 20/01/2025 11:26 am, MightyMouse wrote:

Peter Jason wrote:

On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 09:48:29 +1000, keithr0 <user@account.invalid>
wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

"A groundbreaking social experiment in which mentally fragile halfwits >>>> marry toxic fame tarts. Romantic hapless singles marry a stranger,
picked by experts from a dazzling array of psychopaths and D-minus duds >>>> with apparent stench disorders, and the participants donrCOt disappoint, >>>> representing a smorgasbord of only the highest quality horse meat
garnished with the finest of red flags. Couples then live as newlyweds >>>> learning all the profound and intricate ways in which they are wildly
incompatible."

"A panel of experts observes, offering sage wisdom on how the couples
can wholesomely develop and enhance their new relationships,rCY she said >>>> sarcastically before cameras cut to a scene of resident sexologist
Rampolla giving pointers on anal sex. "But as the sham marriages between >>>> mentally defective lemons inevitably crumble, itrCOs the experts who
shine, feigning emotions in performances worthy of an Olivier"

rCLOne might argue that watching ill-suited strangers in an environment >>>> designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but
thererCOs a compelling brutality here, and as the nationrCOs highest rating
program one canrCOt help but salute the showrCOs producers, stars and fans >>>> as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast TV and
elegantly urinate on its ashes. May God have mercy on us all.rCY

The dear Sheeple seem to lap it all up.

it's the most popular reality show on tv

I certainly will be watching it. It and The Block are my two biggest
shows of the year!

Thanks.
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Max wrote:

On 20/01/2025 11:26 am, MightyMouse wrote:

Peter Jason wrote:

On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 09:48:29 +1000, keithr0 <user@account.invalid>
wrote:

As Margret Pomeranz said

"A groundbreaking social experiment in which mentally fragile halfwits >>>> marry toxic fame tarts. Romantic hapless singles marry a stranger,
picked by experts from a dazzling array of psychopaths and D-minus
duds
with apparent stench disorders, and the participants donrCOt disappoint, >>>> representing a smorgasbord of only the highest quality horse meat
garnished with the finest of red flags. Couples then live as newlyweds >>>> learning all the profound and intricate ways in which they are wildly
incompatible."

"A panel of experts observes, offering sage wisdom on how the couples
can wholesomely develop and enhance their new relationships,rCY she said >>>> sarcastically before cameras cut to a scene of resident sexologist
Rampolla giving pointers on anal sex. "But as the sham marriages
between
mentally defective lemons inevitably crumble, itrCOs the experts who
shine, feigning emotions in performances worthy of an Olivier"

rCLOne might argue that watching ill-suited strangers in an environment >>>> designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but
thererCOs a compelling brutality here, and as the nationrCOs highest
rating
program one canrCOt help but salute the showrCOs producers, stars and fans >>>> as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast TV and
elegantly urinate on its ashes. May God have mercy on us all.rCY

The dear Sheeple seem to lap it all up.

it's the most popular reality show on tv

I certainly will be watching it.-a It and The Block are my two biggest
shows of the year!

you probably like Goggle Box too
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