• Emergency

    From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 09:50:19 2026
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    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the
    emergency-alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales, asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues
    etc..

    Apparently, people were startled by the loud notification, thought at
    first that Putin might have lost it and fired the missiles, i.e. that
    there was a real emergency. Drivers swerved, risked crashing and
    starting fires; films were interrupted in cinemas; and so on. Many have
    now turned the alerts off.

    'Government faces backlash after "needless" emergency wildfire alert
    sent to millions of phones' - <https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16053599/Confusion-millions-peoples-phones-England-Wales-emergency-wildfire-alert-without-warning.html>

    In Wales, the message was sent in Welsh first and in English some
    minutes later - even though all Welsh speakers also understand English.

    'Emergency alert sent in Welsh then English causes debate' - <https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c79gg1pyxe2o> :

    "The UK government did not comment directly, but said under the Welsh
    Language Act it has to send alerts in Welsh firstrCa."

    Achubwch eich hunain nawr, yn gyflym, cyn i ni rybuddio'r Saeson!

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  • From Bertel Lund Hansen@rundtosset@lundhansen.dk to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 13:58:14 2026
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    Den 16.08.2026 kl. 10.50 skrev Hibou:

    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the
    emergency-alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales, asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    I don't think that it's unreasonable to send such an alarm. It's
    estimated that the cost of wildfires in Europe is about $200'000'000'000.

    The problem is that the alarm sound is excruciatingly loud. We have had
    tests in Denmark.
    --
    Bertel, Kolt, Danmark

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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 13:10:31 2026
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    Le 16/08/2026 |a 12:58, Bertel Lund Hansen a |-crit :
    Den 16.08.2026 kl. 10.50 skrev Hibou:

    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales,
    asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    I don't think that it's unreasonable to send such an alarm. It's
    estimated that the cost of wildfires in Europe is about $200'000'000'000.

    The problem is that the alarm sound is excruciatingly loud. We have had tests in Denmark.


    I think it's the wrong channel. A mass SMS would be more appropriate, or
    spots on the radio, as the French have. Emergency alerts are a modern
    version of the air-raid siren, should be reserved for what is both very important and very urgent. Misusing them is like, er, crying "Focke-Wulf!"

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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 14:23:04 2026
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    Le 16/08/2026 |a 13:10, Hibou a |-crit :
    Le 16/08/2026 |a 12:58, Bertel Lund Hansen a |-crit :

    The problem is that the alarm sound is excruciatingly loud. We have
    had tests in Denmark.

    I think it's the wrong channel. A mass SMS would be more appropriate, or spots on the radio, as the French have. Emergency alerts are a modern version of the air-raid siren, should be reserved for what is both very important and very urgent. [...]


    This is the reason for the loudness. Its purpose is to command instant attention.

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  • From Bertel Lund Hansen@rundtosset@lundhansen.dk to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 16:09:33 2026
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    Den 16.08.2026 kl. 14.10 skrev Hibou:

    I don't think that it's unreasonable to send such an alarm. It's
    estimated that the cost of wildfires in Europe is about $200'000'000'000.

    The problem is that the alarm sound is excruciatingly loud. We have
    had tests in Denmark.


    I think it's the wrong channel. A mass SMS would be more appropriate, or spots on the radio, as the French have. Emergency alerts are a modern version of the air-raid siren, should be reserved for what is both very important and very urgent. Misusing them is like, er, crying "Focke-Wulf!"

    You have convinced me.
    --
    Bertel, Kolt, Danmark

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  • From occam@occam@nowhere.nix to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 16:30:09 2026
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    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:
    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales,
    asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    Honestly, I think the British people like to whinge about anything.
    Something, anytime, anything.

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS? The loud noise 'alarmed'
    people reminds me of a dog that is startled by its own fart. It's a
    phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.

    We also have an Alarm app in LUX, issued by the government. I am not exaggerating when I say that - so far - we have had more 'Alarm - test' messages than real alarms. Todays alarm informed us:

    "Odeur d|-sagr|-able / Possibilit|- d'une mauvaise odeur suite |a des feux
    de v|-vetations en Allemagne et Belgique"

    (In short - possibility of bad fire odours from Germany and Belgium.)

    Quelle horreur ! I'm still looking for my WWII gas mask.
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  • From Charles Hope@clh@candehope.me.uk to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 18:15:04 2026
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    On 16/08/2026 15:30, occam wrote:
    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:
    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales,
    asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    Honestly, I think the British people like to whinge about anything. Something, anytime, anything.

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS? The loud noise 'alarmed' people reminds me of a dog that is startled by its own fart. It's a
    phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.
    It was sufficiently loud for SWMBO to pull out her hearing aids which
    are connected to her phone. >
    We also have an Alarm app in LUX, issued by the government. I am not exaggerating when I say that - so far - we have had more 'Alarm - test' messages than real alarms. Todays alarm informed us:

    "Odeur d|-sagr|-able / Possibilit|- d'une mauvaise odeur suite |a des feux de v|-vetations en Allemagne et Belgique"

    (In short - possibility of bad fire odours from Germany and Belgium.)

    Quelle horreur ! I'm still looking for my WWII gas mask.

    If I had still got mine it would have been a child's size

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  • From wollman@wollman@hergotha.csail.mit.edu (Garrett Wollman) to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 19:41:56 2026
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    In article <nedvrgFimu4U1@mid.individual.net>,
    occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:
    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS?

    It's a Wireless Emergency Alert: different protocol, different
    purpose. Designed to be delivered urgently, by broadcast, to all
    subscribers in a specific geography, regardless of where their SIM is registered.

    The loud noise 'alarmed' people reminds me of a dog that is startled
    by its own fart. It's a phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.

    It's not a ring. The actual sound it makes depends on the phone's
    configured nationality, but here, it is a pair of dissonant tones
    (similar to the old EBS alert on TV and radio) lasting some seconds,
    and depending on the alert type, it can override the phone's volume
    and do-not-disturb settings. Some alert types can be disabled in the
    phone's settings and others cannot, as decided by national
    authorities.

    -GAWollman
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  • From Sam Plusnet@not@home.com to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 20:41:59 2026
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    On 16/08/2026 09:50, Hibou wrote:
    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales,
    asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    Apparently, people were startled by the loud notification, thought at
    first that Putin might have lost it and fired the missiles, i.e. that
    there was a real emergency. Drivers swerved, risked crashing and
    starting fires; films were interrupted in cinemas; and so on. Many have
    now turned the alerts off.

    'Government faces backlash after "needless" emergency wildfire alert
    sent to millions of phones' - <https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16053599/Confusion-millions- peoples-phones-England-Wales-emergency-wildfire-alert-without-warning.html>

    In Wales, the message was sent in Welsh first and in English some
    minutes later - even though all Welsh speakers also understand English.

    'Emergency alert sent in Welsh then English causes debate' - <https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c79gg1pyxe2o> :

    "The UK government did not comment directly, but said under the Welsh Language Act it has to send alerts in Welsh firstrCa."

    An inhabitant of Wales writes:
    In this household, my wife's phone received two alerts - both in English.
    My phone remained silent - not receiving any alerts whatsoever, despite
    the settings for such alerts being ON.


    Achubwch eich hunain nawr, yn gyflym, cyn i ni rybuddio'r Saeson!

    --
    Sam Plusnet
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  • From Sam Plusnet@not@home.com to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 20:44:04 2026
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    On 16/08/2026 15:30, occam wrote:
    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:
    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales,
    asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    Honestly, I think the British people like to whinge about anything. Something, anytime, anything.

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS? The loud noise 'alarmed' people reminds me of a dog that is startled by its own fart. It's a
    phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.

    We also have an Alarm app in LUX, issued by the government. I am not exaggerating when I say that - so far - we have had more 'Alarm - test' messages than real alarms. Todays alarm informed us:

    "Odeur d|-sagr|-able / Possibilit|- d'une mauvaise odeur suite |a des feux de v|-vetations en Allemagne et Belgique"

    (In short - possibility of bad fire odours from Germany and Belgium.)

    Quelle horreur ! I'm still looking for my WWII gas mask.

    Is this a whinge? Or a valid concern?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyllkz80dlo

    "Emergency phone alert put domestic abuse victims at risk, campaigners say"
    --
    Sam Plusnet
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  • From Snidely@snidely.too@gmail.com to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 14:18:47 2026
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    Charles Hope pounded on thar keyboard to tell us
    On 16/08/2026 15:30, occam wrote:
    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:
    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales,
    asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    Honestly, I think the British people like to whinge about anything.
    Something, anytime, anything.

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS? The loud noise 'alarmed'
    people reminds me of a dog that is startled by its own fart. It's a
    phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.
    It was sufficiently loud for SWMBO to pull out her hearing aids which are connected to her phone. >
    We also have an Alarm app in LUX, issued by the government. I am not
    exaggerating when I say that - so far - we have had more 'Alarm - test'
    messages than real alarms. Todays alarm informed us:

    "Odeur dosagroable / Possibilito d'une mauvaise odeur suite a des feux
    de vovetations en Allemagne et Belgique"

    (In short - possibility of bad fire odours from Germany and Belgium.)

    Quelle horreur ! I'm still looking for my WWII gas mask.

    If I had still got mine it would have been a child's size

    And perhaps not wearable by a child ... the rubber parts would have
    either become brittle, dust, or gooey. Lenses not so much, but any
    other plastic would be competing with the rubber for gone-ness.

    AIUI, the most likely early non-metal, non-organic source to survive is
    with minimal degradation is Bakelite.

    And of course, fabrics of natural source may or may not survive,
    leather can become brittle, and metals corrode.

    /dps
    --
    Yes, I have had a cucumber soda. Why do you ask?
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  • From Janet@nobody@home.com to alt.usage.english on Sun Aug 16 23:32:10 2026
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    In article <nedvrgFimu4U1@mid.individual.net>, occam@nowhere.nix says...

    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:
    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales, asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    Honestly, I think the British people like to whinge about anything. Something, anytime, anything.

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS? The loud noise 'alarmed' people reminds me of a dog that is startled by its own fart. It's a
    phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.

    No it isn't.

    The alert came after a spate of wildfires including one that destroyed
    19 homes in Stourbridge on Thursday.

    Janet.
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  • From Peter Moylan@peter@pmoylan.org to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 08:39:05 2026
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    On 16/08/26 18:50, Hibou wrote:

    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the
    emergency-alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England
    and Wales, asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have
    barbecues etc..

    The "no barbecues" message is not sent through an alarm system here.
    Instead, TOTAL FIRE BAN signs are seen all over the place. Fire bans are
    also announced through things like the TV weather report.

    We get tjpse bams when there's a combination of high temperatures and
    winds. Sometimes a high temperature alone is sufficient to trigger the ban.
    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW
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  • From Peter Moylan@peter@pmoylan.org to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 08:46:46 2026
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    On 17/08/26 05:44, Sam Plusnet wrote:

    Is this a whinge? Or a valid concern?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyllkz80dlo

    "Emergency phone alert put domestic abuse victims at risk,
    campaigners say"

    We've recently had a test of a new emergency system. Before the test,
    domestic violence victims were warned to turn off their secret phones,
    so their location would not be revealed.
    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW
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  • From Peter Moylan@peter@pmoylan.org to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 08:52:19 2026
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    On 17/08/26 00:30, occam wrote:

    We also have an Alarm app in LUX, issued by the government. I am not exaggerating when I say that - so far - we have had more 'Alarm -
    test' messages than real alarms. Todays alarm informed us:

    "Odeur d|-sagr|-able / Possibilit|- d'une mauvaise odeur suite |a des
    feux de v|-vetations en Allemagne et Belgique"

    (In short - possibility of bad fire odours from Germany and
    Belgium.)

    Quelle horreur ! I'm still looking for my WWII gas mask.

    Trump was seriously annoyed by the stink when smoke from Canadian
    wildfires dared to cross the border. He threatened to put new tariffs on
    Canada as punishment for Canda's not doing enough to limit the rate of
    increase of global warming.

    We in Australia are protected a little from the effect, because weather patterns tend not to cross the equator. But Europe is now paying the
    price for excessive emissions from north America. The Europeans should
    sue the Canadians.
    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW
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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 06:36:31 2026
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    Le 16/08/2026 |a 15:30, occam a |-crit :
    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:

    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales,
    asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    Honestly, I think the British people like to whinge about anything. Something, anytime, anything.


    The word is 'grumble'. British people like to grumble - but don't others
    too? When nothing else is wrong, we always have the weather.

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS? The loud noise 'alarmed' people reminds me of a dog that is startled by its own fart. It's a
    phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.

    We also have an Alarm app in LUX, issued by the government. [...]


    As Garrett has explained, the emergency-alert system is different to
    SMSs, and neither is it a government-issued app. It's built into the
    mobile networks and phone operating systems. It's intended to warn of immediate danger.

    'Emergency alerts are for emergencies rCo not Andy Burnham telling Britain
    not to light a barbecue' - <https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/emergency-alert-bbq-wildfires-5Hjdg5y_2/> :

    "At 7pm last night, phones across the country suddenly started blaring
    and, because that noise is deliberately designed to make your stomach
    drop, the first instinct was exactly what the system is supposed to
    provoke: stop what you are doing, grab the phone and work out what on
    earth has happened. [...]"

    "Then there was my mate in Shropshire, who received the alert in Welsh
    several minutes before the English version arrived, which meant his
    phone suddenly started screaming at him in a language he does not speak
    and he had to start trying to work out whether something genuinely
    serious was happening."

    Still, mustn't grumble, eh?

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  • From occam@occam@nowhere.nix to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 07:52:26 2026
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    On 17/08/2026 00:32, Janet wrote:
    In article <nedvrgFimu4U1@mid.individual.net>, occam@nowhere.nix says...

    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:
    What is an emergency? This week the UK Government used the emergency-
    alert system to send a message to mobile phones in England and Wales,
    asking people to avoid starting wildfires - not to have barbecues etc..

    Honestly, I think the British people like to whinge about anything.
    Something, anytime, anything.

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS? The loud noise 'alarmed'
    people reminds me of a dog that is startled by its own fart. It's a
    phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.

    No it isn't.

    Really? So what is making the noise? Pacemakers? Or concealed vibrators?


    < irrelevant emergency snipped>


    Janet.

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  • From Steve Hayes@hayesstw@telkomsa.net to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 07:56:13 2026
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    On Sun, 16 Aug 2026 14:23:04 +0100, Hibou <vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid> wrote:

    Le 16/08/2026 |a 13:10, Hibou a |-crit :
    Le 16/08/2026 |a 12:58, Bertel Lund Hansen a |-crit :

    The problem is that the alarm sound is excruciatingly loud. We have
    had tests in Denmark.

    I think it's the wrong channel. A mass SMS would be more appropriate, or
    spots on the radio, as the French have. Emergency alerts are a modern
    version of the air-raid siren, should be reserved for what is both very
    important and very urgent. [...]


    This is the reason for the loudness. Its purpose is to command instant >attention.

    Which is why it should be reserved for a genuine emergency with large
    numbers of people in mortal danger, requiring immediate action rather
    than immediate inaction.

    What are, say, a couple of hundred people attending a church service
    expected to do? Rush out of church and not start fires?
    --
    Steve Hayes from Tshwane, South Africa
    Web: http://www.khanya.org.za/stevesig.htm
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  • From occam@occam@nowhere.nix to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 08:23:22 2026
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    On 16/08/2026 21:41, Garrett Wollman wrote:
    In article <nedvrgFimu4U1@mid.individual.net>,
    occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:
    On 16/08/2026 10:50, Hibou wrote:

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS?

    It's a Wireless Emergency Alert: different protocol, different
    purpose. Designed to be delivered urgently, by broadcast, to all
    subscribers in a specific geography, regardless of where their SIM is registered.


    "Can't see the wood for the trees". You have missed the point. It's NOT
    the actual protocol that is the object of the complaints. It's the
    device -- a personal phone device, making a noise. People keep these on
    their person by choice.

    The loud noise 'alarmed' people reminds me of a dog that is startled
    by its own fart. It's a phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.

    It's not a ring.

    (see above).


    The actual sound it makes depends on the phone's
    configured nationality, but here, it is a pair of dissonant tones
    (similar to the old EBS alert on TV and radio) lasting some seconds,
    and depending on the alert type, it can override the phone's volume
    and do-not-disturb settings. Some alert types can be disabled in the
    phone's settings and others cannot, as decided by national
    authorities.
    <blah, blah, technical blah>.

    I see in another post here (Plusnet?) that some Welsh git is complaining
    that he did not receive a message at all, while his wife received it
    twice. Any excuse for a whinge. It's the British way.
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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 08:03:12 2026
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    Le 17/08/2026 |a 06:56, Steve Hayes a |-crit :
    Hibou wrote:

    This is the reason for the loudness. Its purpose is to command instant
    attention.

    Which is why it should be reserved for a genuine emergency with large
    numbers of people in mortal danger, requiring immediate action rather
    than immediate inaction.

    What are, say, a couple of hundred people attending a church service
    expected to do? Rush out of church and not start fires?


    Yes, it's easy to confuse urgency and importance. I have to remind
    myself of this when scheduling tasks. UIHF - is it urgent, important,
    helpful, fun? ('Fun' has its own importance, of course. aue is fun, and probably good for the neurons.)

    (I use electronic mind-maps for this and much else. Amazingly, the mind-mapping software I bought thirty years ago still runs pretty well,
    even though it was written for Windows and I now have it under Ubuntu
    and WINE ("Wine Is Not an Emulator"). Long may this continue! If
    suddenly I couldn't read any of my .mmp files, I'd be lost. $ find .
    -name "*.mmp" | wc -l Result: 399)

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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 08:18:50 2026
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    Le 17/08/2026 |a 07:23, occam a |-crit :
    On 16/08/2026 21:41, Garrett Wollman wrote:
    occam wrote:

    This alarm message - what is it if not an SMS?

    It's a Wireless Emergency Alert: different protocol, different
    purpose. Designed to be delivered urgently, by broadcast, to all
    subscribers in a specific geography, regardless of where their SIM is
    registered.

    "Can't see the wood for the trees". You have missed the point.


    Well, you were talking about trees, not woods, about alarming oaks vs
    texty elms.

    It's NOT
    the actual protocol that is the object of the complaints. It's the
    device -- a personal phone device, making a noise. People keep these on
    their person by choice.

    The loud noise 'alarmed' people reminds me of a dog that is startled
    by its own fart. It's a phone, ringing 'fer God's sakes.

    It's not a ring.

    (see above).


    It's not a normal ring, it's more of a shriek. It can be turned off in a special menu, but there's less control over its volume and none over how
    it sounds. E.g. (these settings are Burnham-proof):

    <https://pic.infini.fr/DSNf40y2/Gp5gvnkL.png> (link valid 15 days)

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  • From Bertel Lund Hansen@rundtosset@lundhansen.dk to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 09:36:08 2026
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    Den 16.08.2026 kl. 21.41 skrev Garrett Wollman:

    It's not a ring. The actual sound it makes depends on the phone's
    configured nationality, but here, it is a pair of dissonant tones
    (similar to the old EBS alert on TV and radio) lasting some seconds,
    and depending on the alert type, it can override the phone's volume
    and do-not-disturb settings.

    It's LOUD!
    --
    Bertel, Kolt, Danmark

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  • From Silvano@Silvano@noncisonopernessuno.it to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 09:40:50 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.usage.english

    Peter Moylan hat am 17.08.2026 um 00:39 geschrieben:

    We get tjpse bams when there's a combination of high temperatures and
    winds. Sometimes a high temperature alone is sufficient to trigger the ban.


    What is a tjpse bam?
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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 08:45:07 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.usage.english

    Le 17/08/2026 |a 08:40, Silvano a |-crit :
    Peter Moylan hat am 17.08.2026 um 00:39 geschrieben:

    We get tjpse bams when there's a combination of high temperatures and
    winds. Sometimes a high temperature alone is sufficient to trigger the ban.

    What is a tjpse bam?


    It's a typo. These bans.

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  • From Bertel Lund Hansen@rundtosset@lundhansen.dk to alt.usage.english on Mon Aug 17 09:48:20 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.usage.english

    Den 16.08.2026 kl. 21.41 skrev Sam Plusnet:

    An inhabitant of Wales writes:
    In this household, my wife's phone received two alerts - both in English.
    My phone remained silent - not receiving any alerts whatsoever, despite
    the settings for such alerts being ON.

    I had my previous mobile (Samsung Galaxy S7) when the first test was
    sent. It didn't react because the hardware/firmware didn't have the
    necessary function.
    --
    Bertel, Kolt, Danmark

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