• The Mysteries of the Body in the Basement

    From Kaitlin@kelly's.diner@324.wharf.st.INVALID to alt.tv.general-hospital on Sat Sep 13 22:49:45 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.tv.general-hospital

    While Moe was busy defying a court order (as improbable as *that* thing
    was to have been approved by a court), Curly and Larry somehow managed
    to force Ric to swallow sleeping pills so that they could use his
    fingerprint to open his phone. He's strapped down in a prone position
    and can't fight them off, so why they would need to give him sleeping
    pills is a mystery.

    Another mystery is how an attorney could practice law without an office
    and at least one assistant. I don't think operating out of a FedEx,
    downloading legal templates from the internet and filling in the blanks
    would cut it. Of course Ric can't be given an assistant because an
    assistant would have called Molly to ask if she knew why her dad had
    dropped off the face of the earth and if the police should be notified.
    Can't have that.

    And yet *another* mystery is how Curly and Larry could possibly convince
    a court, simply via emails and texts, that Ric's pending cases before
    them should be delayed indefinitely because he's traipsed off into the wilderness to navel gaze. That would require a court appearance, besides
    which, it's very doubtful courts would allow disruption to their dockets
    for something like that. But when Moe came home after breaking the law
    (again), she put her stamp of approval on Curly's and Larry's demented email/text scheme, so...yeah, I'm sure it'll be just fine.
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    K
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