• Re: Classic 'Chester Goode' from 'Gunsmoke' Joke from Many Days Ago....

    From jonathan@jonathan@lewallenconstruction.com to alt.sport.horse-racing on Mon Nov 18 06:35:33 2019
    From Newsgroup: alt.sport.horse-racing

    On Saturday, October 15, 2011 at 2:08:40 AM UTC-4, wolfagain wrote:
    Chester comes riding into to Dodge City Buck Naked! Matt: "Whoa
    Chester! you can't be running around like that without your
    clothes...how do you explain yourself?" Chester: "Well you know... me
    and Miss Kitty were riding out by the Thomas ranch and we stopped at
    that little lake to water our horses...then Miss Kitty said "it would
    sure be nice if we could take a swim here being so hot as it is"...and
    I told her we didn't have no bathing suits. Miss Kitty then told me to
    hide behind a bush while she got naked and in the lake...then I was to
    do the same. After a few minuets we both came out of that lake...both
    naked! and Miss Kitty said to me "you know Chester now that we are
    both naked...and there is nobody around...and you're a man and I'm a woman...I can't think of one reason why you don't just "mount up" and
    "go to town!" "So here I am Mr Dillon!"
    My grandfather called me Chester my whole life and I didn't know why until I was in my 20's when he told me this story and my own love of running around naked as a toddler. I've never been able to find the episode and I'm beginning to suspect that this may have been from the radio show. Do you know which episode it's from?
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