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    From David Dalton@dalton@nfld.com to alt.religion.druid, alt.music.s-mclachlan on Mon Apr 27 23:25:40 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.religion.druid

    Sarah posted to her Facebook page a while ago about
    entering menopause, so I guess she now considers
    herself an ice cream crone.

    Seriously, if my s.m.p.e. works she will then have
    fertility until she turns 71 and could have a third
    child, and would have ovulation on demand only,
    with no menstruation ever unless a pregnancy
    attempt fails.
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    https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) rCLI gave my love a golden feather; I gave my love a heart of stone; When you find a golden feather it means yourCOll never lose your way back homerCY(RR)

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  • From David Dalton@dalton@nfld.com to alt.religion.druid, alt.music.s-mclachlan on Mon Jun 15 23:13:41 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.religion.druid

    On Apr 27, 2026, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<0001HW.2FA04B1C0943465430655938F@news.eternal-september.org>):

    Sarah posted to her Facebook page a while ago about
    entering menopause, so I guess she now considers
    herself an ice cream crone.

    Seriously, if my s.m.p.e. works she will then have
    fertility until she turns 71 and could have a third
    child, and would have ovulation on demand only,
    with no menstruation ever unless a pregnancy
    attempt fails.

    That is e.g. if she wants my help reincarnating Ben.
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    https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) rCLEarly morning, jubilators, up to no good, instigators... Sons of long forgotten races, that the darkest night embracesrCY (Ron Hynes & D.OrCOD)

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